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      01-18-2016, 02:31 PM   #4709
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Come to Miami, we'll go to Islamorada http://www.robbies.com/tarpon.htm (pic of girl is actually Sara504 from a few years ago) then head up to Las Olas in Ft. Laudy. Miami Beach is too overcrowded with savages like UncleWede
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Mine was stolen and thrown on my front lawn with nothing in it but ID.


I mean, they were nice enough to return that, but my fucking $400 and 3 credit cards were just too much to pass up on.
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      01-18-2016, 02:35 PM   #4711
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I'm not sure how far Tonka is from Shitlando, but that's where I'll be bunking more than likely. Really want to go to Miami for a day or two.
It's "Whorlando".

What part of Whorlando are you talking about? I'm only about 1 hour drive from Buenavista. (Theme park area)

Bout 4 hour drive to Miami. It's about 3.5 hours from Whorlando to Miami, but figure out 4 hours to get directly to Twniky Beach.
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Come to Miami, we'll go to Islamorada http://www.robbies.com/tarpon.htm (pic of girl is actually Sara504 from a few years ago) then head up to Las Olas in Ft. Laudy. Miami Beach is too overcrowded with savages like UncleWede
I'm going to bunk where ever it is free, so if we go to Miami I'll probably bring a tent and sleep on the beach and fight homeless people.

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It's "Whorlando".

What part of Whorlando are you talking about? I'm only about 1 hour drive from Buenavista. (Theme park area)

Bout 4 hour drive to Miami. It's about 3.5 hours from Whorlando to Miami, but figure out 4 hours to get directly to Twniky Beach.
Uhhhhmmm, all I remember is that the TS is about 5/10 minutes from Seaworld, it's called BlueGreen.
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      01-18-2016, 02:36 PM   #4713
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you can crash on my couch. I have a rabbit and a kitten to keep you company haha.
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Come to Miami, we'll go to Islamorada http://www.robbies.com/tarpon.htm (pic of girl is actually Sara504 from a few years ago) then head up to Las Olas in Ft. Laudy. Miami Beach is too overcrowded with savages like UncleWede
Las Olas! Lived there for about 3 years. lol Closer to 17th St Causeway actually. But if you're in Ft Lauderdale, you're close to Las Olas.
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you can crash on my couch. I have a rabbit and a kitten to keep you company haha.
What kind of rabbit? Those are awesome pets.
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you can crash on my couch. I have a rabbit and a kitten to keep you company haha.
Can I bring my guinea pig to hang out with your rabbit? He likes timothy hay, purring, and shitting everywhere.
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I'm going to bunk where ever it is free, so if we go to Miami I'll probably bring a tent and sleep on the beach and fight homeless people.



Uhhhhmmm, all I remember is that the TS is about 5/10 minutes from Seaworld, it's called BlueGreen.
Yeah, that's about 1 hour from my house.

I have a guest bedroom.... I'll just have to check with ASBSECU E93 to see if you're "meet the wife material".
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Anyone going to the Grainger Show in Orlando? Its early February and apparently HUGE! All expenses paid and they rent out Universal Studios for a party. It will be my first time. A close friend is an Account Manager with them, they do a huge employee Superbowl party to kick off the week. The stories ought to be entertaining!
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      01-18-2016, 02:44 PM   #4720
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Yeah, that's about 1 hour from my house.

I have a guest bedroom.... I'll just have to check with ASBSECU E93 to see if you're "meet the wife material".
I don't know, second time and he still doesn't want me to meet her.


Instead he sets me up with southern chicks that have kids at the billiards table and then bails.
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Yeah, that's about 1 hour from my house.

I have a guest bedroom.... I'll just have to check with ASBSECU E93 to see if you're "meet the wife material".
Married women are his specialty, mama lups etc.
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What kind of rabbit? Those are awesome pets.
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for stew?
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for stew?
Awww so cute, more pics?

Ours ruled the household. Scariest mofo ever.
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Awww so cute, more pics?

Ours ruled the household. Scariest mofo ever.
those are the only ones I have at the moment.

Back on topic:

how old were you when you began 'dating'
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those are the only ones I have at the moment.

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how old were you when you began 'dating'
Dating as in sex or just holding hands? I was about 13 when I started dating, the other came wayyyyyyy later.
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Holding hands at 13? Jeez you must have been tough on the boys. I began holding hands at age 5. My step daughter is about to turn 17 this Sunday and has only been on two dates. I've posted her pic on here and she is a beauty, however, because she won't give it up she's currently available and I hope it stays that way until she's 29. I don't want her corrupted
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I don't know, second time and he still doesn't want me to meet her.


Instead he sets me up with southern chicks that have kids at the billiards table and then bails.
I'm sure you can hold it together for short stretches of the day. lol
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I don't know, second time and he still doesn't want me to meet her.


Instead he sets me up with southern chicks that have kids at the billiards table and then bails.
I'm sure you can hold it together for short stretches of the day. lol
See...here is the real issue....

Axius is a sexy MoFo.

My wife loves sexy MoFo's....

It's a lose/lose situation for me....
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those are the only ones I have at the moment.

Back on topic:

how old were you when you began 'dating'
My first boyfriend was at 13.
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