Whack off Wednesday

UncleWede · 01-23-2020, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Pro tip: keep them hydrated boys.

But, alcohol de-hydrates

King Rudi · 01-23-2020, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

But, alcohol de-hydrates

I don't have to get them drunk anymore. Handing them 2 bottles of water along with a simple, "You'll understand and thank me soon enough" piques their curiosity.

I'm too old to deal with drunken ladies anymore. If they have to be intoxicated to get it on with me, I'll find one that doesn't. When you get to a certain age, or date women a certain age, what they will do to you sober is way beyond what younger girls will do when they are drunk, plus you don't have to deal with their drunk asses later.

1MOREMOD · 01-23-2020, 06:07 PM

Butt stuff?

Rmtt · 01-24-2020, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I don't have to get them drunk anymore. Handing them 2 bottles of water along with a simple, "You'll understand and thank me soon enough" piques their curiosity.

I'm too old to deal with drunken ladies anymore. If they have to be intoxicated to get it on with me, I'll find one that doesn't. When you get to a certain age, or date women a certain age, what they will do to you sober is way beyond what younger girls will do when they are drunk, plus you don't have to deal with their drunk asses later.

LOL....also when intoxicated...their "gag reflex" is more sensitive.

UncleWede · 01-29-2020, 10:27 PM

Damn misfire
I thought I posted this morning

"Gentlemen, start your Wednesday "

upstatedoc · 02-12-2020, 09:14 AM

FuriouslyFast · 02-12-2020, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Damn misfire
I thought I posted this morning

"Gentlemen, start your Wednesday "

No, I'm tired & have a headache

UncleWede · 02-12-2020, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

No, I'm tired & have a headache

Don't you hate, when it's Wednesday, and you are busy on your phone, and then a BPOT pop-up stops EVERYTHING and you have to start all over?????

FuriouslyFast · 02-12-2020, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Don't you hate, when it's Wednesday, and you are busy on your phone, and then a BPOT pop-up stops EVERYTHING and you have to start all over?????

NEFARIOUS · 02-12-2020, 12:42 PM

I'm at an Airbnb on business... This is such a buzz kill!

UncleWede · 04-29-2020, 02:27 PM

For those of you who have lost track of the days in a week, it's Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 04-29-2020, 03:01 PM

Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?

MKSixer · 04-29-2020, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?

I always thought he was a little whacky.

wrickem · 04-29-2020, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?

Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.

1MOREMOD · 04-29-2020, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.

No absolutely not. Dont make it weird, again.

MKSixer · 04-29-2020, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No absolutely not. Dont make it weird, again.

This.

WTF wrickem ?!?!!

UncleWede · 04-30-2020, 01:30 AM

AGAIN??

Isn't that like admitting it already happened at least once?

Asking for a guy that used to be a friend

1MOREMOD · 04-30-2020, 01:36 AM

Hes made it weird more than once.

Rmtt · 04-30-2020, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.

Don't forget the chicken!

UncleWede · 04-30-2020, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.

Don't forget the chicken!

Using a feather is weird

Using the whole chicken is kinky

Joekerr · 05-01-2020, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Don't forget the chicken!

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Using a feather is weird

Using the whole chicken is kinky

Yeah, but see, the problem with that is that statement is coming from Lups so you are already starting from a really weird and messed up POV. I mean, I think she's a lovely person, but she wouldn't be the standard that I would set forth in establishing a definition between kinky and weird....

UncleWede · 05-01-2020, 10:38 AM

Nobody said anything about wiping the Cheetos on the chicken first

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