[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

*Frodo. Disqualified.

Hell, even i knew that.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

3 > P < 14

Nice.

3 > P > 14?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

*Frodo. Disqualified.

For those of us not inclined with the times (i.e. DATY) Froto Douchebaggins is a distant relative of Frodo...

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Biorin

3 > P > 14?

girth

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

3 > P > 14?

Fuck.

[shoei]

Biorin

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't recall saying the size I could handle, but for clarification, smaller than 3" or larger than 14" only, please.

Smaller than 3'' you say? FUCK YAH! IM IN!

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... This convo started off well with Biorin talking about what she likes and doesn't like in the bedroom / size of penis she can handle / quick lesson in sexual deviant terms, and now, back to our regularly scheduled program of Brokeback Bimmerpost...

*SIGH*

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't recall saying the size I could handle, but for clarification, smaller than 3" or larger than 14" only, please.

so: hamster< n < elephant ?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by grimlock

so: hamster< n < elephant ?

Sigh, hamster > n > elephant

[1MOREMOD]

Crispy bacon sucks. Don't like my food burned. Had English bacon today was bacon flavor but the body of it was more like ham.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Crispy bacon sucks. Don't like my food burned. Had English bacon today was bacon flavor but the body of it was more like ham.

I like my bacon moderately cooked where it doesn't crunch, but it isn't rubbery either.

It's called baconfection.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like my bacon moderately cooked where it doesn't crunch, but it isn't rubbery either.

It's called baconfection.

Agreed. I will even take it flabby.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Agreed. I will even take it flabby.

Moderately flabby is acceptable, but nothing less.


Getting hungry. Good thing still got summa dat Biorin bacon back at da crib.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Moderately flabby is acceptable, but nothing less.


Getting hungry. Good thing still got summa dat Biorin bacon back at da crib.

Had English bacon this am.

[ASBSECU E93]

Wait a DAMN MINUTE Axius....

So, I visited sou casa and you DID NOT have this ready for me?!?!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Wait a DAMN MINUTE Axius....

So, I visited sou casa and you DID NOT have this ready for me?!?!

Hey, I WANTED to make snacks and bought some actually, and I got you some MT DEW (still in the fridge), but you seemed happy with your Chick-Fuck-A.


Didn't want to get filled up before that delicious dinner!

[ASBSECU E93]

At no time in our planning conversations did you mention bacon....

Bacon trumps all

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Had English bacon this am.

Want to know an abomination to the word bacon...



Canadian bacon. Mother fucker that shit is ham, and you are a damn loony Canadian.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

At no time in our planning conversations did you mention bacon....

Bacon trumps all

I'll have my favorite bacon snack dish prepared next time you come over...


You like bbq type things, so you should enjoy them quite a bit.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Moderately flabby is acceptable, but nothing less.


Getting hungry.

I'm having smoked bacon for lunch today.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Want to know an abomination to the word bacon...



Canadian bacon. Mother fucker that shit is ham, and you are a damn loony Canadian.

English is different, bloke.

[UglyBuzzard]

Enjoy