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      01-27-2016, 03:22 PM   #4907
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True but would a can of Fabreze and a large penis get you past this?
So it can smell like flowers and shit together? No.
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      01-27-2016, 03:23 PM   #4908
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Do you guys realize being guided by emotions rather than logical thinking kills relationships?
Do you understand how the female brain operates?
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Do you understand how the female brain operates?
I think I have a good idea how YOUR brain operates.
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      01-27-2016, 03:26 PM   #4910
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So it can smell like flowers and shit together? No.
My penis prefers to smell like fresh linen instead of shit and flowers.
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      01-27-2016, 03:34 PM   #4911
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Like this?
I have a german shepherd named kissa (cat). That's close enough
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-27-2016, 03:36 PM   #4912
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I have a german shepherd named kissa (cat). That's close enough
Kissa means cat in Finnish.
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      01-27-2016, 03:49 PM   #4913
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Kissa means cat in Finnish.
Are you drunk today?
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I have a german shepherd named kissa (cat). That's close enough
cool -that cat in the pic is huge
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Are you drunk today?
I took the day off, I've been drinking whiskey like it's water.
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I took the day off, I've been drinking whiskey like it's water.
Cheers
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Do you guys realize being guided by emotions rather than logical thinking kills relationships?
Do you realize being a spineless asshole kills any hope of friendships?
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      01-27-2016, 05:06 PM   #4918
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Fuckin right, girl. Fuckin right.
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Do you realize being a spineless asshole kills any hope of friendships?
Oh that's why you broke up with me!

Fuck you too sunshine! I thought it was my hairy back and I got it waxed! I'm sending you the bill!!

(rough day at work. Lupsie is now enjoying a gigantic beer and shouting at innocent people online. You were the first. )
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      01-27-2016, 05:15 PM   #4920
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Do you guys realize being guided by emotions rather than logical thinking kills relationships?
The irony is thick in this one.
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Oh that's why you broke up with me!

Fuck you too sunshine! I thought it was my hairy back and I got it waxed! I'm sending you the bill!!

(rough day at work. Lupsie is now enjoying a gigantic beer and shouting at innocent people online. You were the first. )
Baby, the hairy back/chest was what I loved about you. Why else do you think I go after men of your advanced age??
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Baby, the hairy back/chest was what I loved about you. Why else do you think I go after men of your advanced age??
Bitch I'm gonna spank you again for that!

Libs, thanks. I needed the laughs. Turns out after being pretty much idle for two years: My muscles protest while tearing down walls. I can't wait to see how good I feel after next weekend and redoing the sealing!
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      01-27-2016, 05:27 PM   #4923
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I can't wait to see how good I feel after next weekend and redoing the sealing!
ceiling*
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      01-27-2016, 05:28 PM   #4924
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Bitch I'm gonna spank you again for that!

Libs, thanks. I needed the laughs. Turns out after being pretty much idle for two years: My muscles protest while tearing down walls. I can't wait to see how good I feel after next weekend and redoing the sealing!
Have you.... laid any wood yet?
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      01-27-2016, 05:30 PM   #4925
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ceiling*
Maybe she has to seal something! Sheesh, you people, picking on the innocent foreigners...
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Innocent?!! Innocent is the LAST word anyone would use to describe Lups... There's only one innocent around here and that one is me...
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Maybe she has to seal something! Sheesh, you people, picking on the innocent foreigners...
She's in a cold place. Cold places have seals. Therefore, she's stapling a seal to the ceiling.
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Have you.... laid any wood yet?
Sec, I'll post a shot of my today.
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