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      01-28-2016, 06:54 AM   #4951
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I tore the insides away and today I'm demolishing the kitchen. Then rebuild.

You know, decorating, light and simple.
thought u were talking about what u would do to Biorin for a sec..
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      01-28-2016, 07:17 AM   #4952
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Now Axius - you have seen first hand the hand/eye I possess....

What makes you remotely think I'd let Mr Tonka get close enough to put his Hobbit paws on me
LMAO! Hobbit! Oh man I needed that laugh this early in the morning.


It's true, one quick jab from those foosball hands is all it would take.
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      01-28-2016, 07:36 AM   #4953
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Fuck off Alex, I can't even see the difference now.





Superman blew up the walls after I had a nice early chat with a fucker who wanted to slow me down. We agreed on him staying out of my way.
Lovin' the way he rocks the Superman costume - pantsless. Relatable!

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      01-28-2016, 08:43 AM   #4954
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Login' the way he rocks the Superman costume - pantsless. Relatable!
When ever I see him in that, I have a hard time not to laugh at his face. He is so proud of his renovation outfit (he has no clue who superman is) and I do appreciate the cape. I dream of nailing him to the wall from it often.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-28-2016, 08:59 AM   #4955
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When ever I see him in that, I have a hard time not to laugh at his face. He is so proud of his renovation outfit (he has no clue who superman is) and I do appreciate the cape. I dream of nailing him to the wall from it often.
That is roughly the same outfit I wear when renovating. Tight shirt, no pants. I avoid the cape, exactly for the reason you mentioned. I don't want to get affixed to a wall.

PS: When you decide to introduce him to Superman, use the old school angst-free cold war era Superman. The newer emo Superman is ... less awesome.
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That is roughly the same outfit I wear when renovating. Tight shirt, no pants. I avoid the cape, exactly for the reason you mentioned. I don't want to get affixed to a wall.

PS: When you decide to introduce him to Superman, use the old school angst-free cold war era Superman. The newer emo Superman is ... less awesome.
Of course cold war period, the new one is a wuss! Jeez, a man with an M4 should know vetter than to even warn about the modern shit!

My tiny kiddo is a funny one. Her godmother and I carried out the old kitchen appliances away today and he killed us by asking in the middle of a tight staircase "mom, I was wondering could I get an ice cream if I promise not to tickle you two now?"

A future as a mobster that one has.

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Of course cold war period, the new one is a wuss! Jeez, a man with an M4 should know vetter than to even warn about the modern shit!

My tiny kiddo is a funny one. Her godmother and I carried out the old kitchen appliances away today and he killed us by asking in the middle of a tight staircase "mom, I was wondering could I get an ice cream if I promise not to tickle you two now?"

A future as a mobster that one has.


Shut it, my image is solid.
Am i still in the doghouse?
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Am i still in the doghouse?
I've been cordial. I will continue to be that in the future too.
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My tiny kiddo is a funny one. Her godmother and I carried out the old kitchen appliances away today and he killed us by asking in the middle of a tight staircase "mom, I was wondering could I get an ice cream if I promise not to tickle you two now?"

A future as a mobster that one has.
The force is STRONG in this one
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I've been cordial. I will continue to be that in the future too.
Thank-you.

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      01-28-2016, 11:48 AM   #4963
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I've been cordial. I will continue to be that in the future too.
Thank-you.

For you...


I don't know if anyone has ever told you - perhaps say a medical professional, but I'm fairly confident that you have dissociative identity disorder...
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      01-28-2016, 12:00 PM   #4965
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My tiny kiddo is a funny one. Her godmother and I carried out the old kitchen appliances away today and he killed us by asking in the middle of a tight staircase "mom, I was wondering could I get an ice cream if I promise not to tickle you two now?"

A future as a mobster that one has.
Let us know if he say " it was Barzini "
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Of course cold war period, the new one is a wuss! Jeez, a man with an M4 should know vetter than to even warn about the modern shit!

My tiny kiddo is a funny one. Her godmother and I carried out the old kitchen appliances away today and he killed us by asking in the middle of a tight staircase "mom, I was wondering could I get an ice cream if I promise not to tickle you two now?"

A future as a mobster that one has.


Shut it, my image is solid.
FANTASTIC!!!
Keep an eye on him...he is destined for greatness!!
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I don't know if anyone has ever told you - perhaps say a medical professional, but I'm fairly confident that you have dissociative identity disorder...
Nope but you told me before that i was jealous of Axius because he's very popular with all the BP girls.

Are you a shrink or something?
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Everyone is jealous of me. Kind of hard not to be. Hell I'm jealous of Axius.



Oh wait, that's me! I'm Axius!
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Oh wait, that's me! I'm Axius!
Cool. Here's some flowers.

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      01-28-2016, 12:30 PM   #4971
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1) Has anyone on here asked you out on a date?
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3) Do you go through your SO's phone to see if they are cheating?
Oh, I'm looking forward to this one.
If the answer to number 1 is yes, then I have two follow-up questions.
A. Who was it?
B. Have you ever accepted? Not a C&C, but a date. Heh.

If the answer to number 2 is yes, I have only one follow-up: did the guy introduce you to his boyfriend/husband?
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      01-28-2016, 12:31 PM   #4972
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Cool. Here's some flowers.
I don't get it. Trying to get in my pants or something? I only accept blue roses.
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