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      01-28-2016, 02:46 PM   #5017
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I like the chick version a lot more.


Dude version reminds me of Borats bathing suit.
Well, yeah! There are maybe 1 or 2 BP members who would prefer the dude version. A cookie if you can name them.
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      01-28-2016, 02:48 PM   #5018
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Well, yeah! There are maybe 1 or 2 BP members who would prefer the dude version. A cookie if you can name them.
Well I know C5 is not actually a hot blonde named Alexa now, Biorin is a girl with a mustache so I'm still confused there, Lups has massive steel balls and a huge penis...,


So that leaves Sara and Bimmette.
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      01-28-2016, 02:50 PM   #5019
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Well I know C5 is not actually a hot blonde named Alexa now, Biorin is a girl with a mustache so I'm still confused there, Lups has massive steel balls and a huge penis...,


So that leaves Sara and Bimmette.
No cookie for you!
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.... that's fine, because I don't eat sweets.


Keep your stupid fucking cookie and shove it!
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      01-28-2016, 02:51 PM   #5021
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Well I know C5 is not actually a hot blonde named Alexa now, Biorin is a girl with a mustache so I'm still confused there, Lups has massive steel balls and a huge penis...,


So that leaves Sara and Bimmette.
No cookie for you!
Sugar and Tonka...
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      01-28-2016, 02:53 PM   #5022
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No that's only V1... Tonka seems to handle it fine...
Er...NO.

Why else has he been shitting on the AT 128i?
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      01-28-2016, 02:57 PM   #5023
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You wanna track me down or something?
No no no...I'm not a PI or an investigator
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      01-28-2016, 03:05 PM   #5024
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No no no...I'm not a PI or an investigator
A likely story.
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      01-28-2016, 03:10 PM   #5025
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Sugar and Tonka...
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      01-28-2016, 03:12 PM   #5026
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A likely story.
I'm gonna kick you so hard...
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      01-28-2016, 03:16 PM   #5027
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you're lucky i can't find the pic i was thinking of....

This is what it looks like though. (This isn't me, if you're wondering. Never skip leg day bruh.)




I got the wife one for Christmas and i'm looking for an angle to have a photo shoot of her in them.

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      01-28-2016, 03:35 PM   #5029
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I'm gonna kick you so hard...
Can you find one in the shape of a badge?
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      01-28-2016, 03:36 PM   #5030
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Can you find one in the shape of a badge?

Close enough?
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Close enough?
No...more flowers. Gold and blue ones with three oranges.
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Close enough?
No...more flowers. Gold and blue ones with three oranges.
I thought the "princess" one was perfect though? Couldn't have imagined it better...
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I thought the "princess" one was perfect though? Couldn't have imagined it better...
You lack imagination. Oh and finesse
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I thought the "princess" one was perfect though? Couldn't have imagined it better...
You lack imagination. Oh and finesse
Da faq do I need finesse for?? I'm not wearing a tutu... Or bicycle spandex...
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Da faq do I need finesse for?? I'm not wearing a tutu... Or bicycle spandex...
Hey now...what're you wearing, big boy?
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Da faq do I need finesse for?? I'm not wearing a tutu... Or bicycle spandex...
Hey now...what're you wearing, big boy?
Okay no... This is how Belgium gets involved and confused...
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Okay no... This is how Belgium gets involved and confused...
He all jelly and like da fuuuuuq
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