[lens]

Originally Posted by EALm4

#RIP

I'm dying atm.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Minimum phallus size for satisfaction?

Maximum phallus size before pain is endured?

Originally Posted by bimmette

This one is for you Biorin

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Depends on the hole?

Originally Posted by ASAP

Solely what I've been told is that if a women desires above like 6 inches, then that hole is... u know

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Thickess matters also, but almost no one want 9 inches in their ass or throat

I don't know that there's a minimum or a maximum. And yes, thickness matters. 9 inches sounds huge. 8 is impressive, I feel like that's what women have in their minds as some sort of ideal size standard for whatever reason. 6 is average - you can be very happy with that, but you sure as hell don't have a loose vag if you want more. How you use it is important.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't know that there's a minimum or a maximum. And yes, thickness matters. 9 inches sounds huge. 8 is impressive, I feel like that's what women have in their minds as some sort of ideal size standard for whatever reason. 6 is average - you can be very happy with that, but you sure as hell don't have a loose vag if you want more. How you use it is important.

I use it like a jackhammer

[1MOREMOD]

So if you have to wiggle side to side to touch anything is that bad?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by EALm4

I use it like a jackhammer

It's nice to know the guys with the tiny dicks try so hard to make us happy.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So if you have to wiggle side to side to touch anything is that bad?

This is normal. If you have any sensation upon immediately entering, consult an OBGYN.

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by EALm4

I use it like a jackhammer

Try using it like a weed whacker.

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's nice to know the guys with the tiny dicks try so hard to make us happy.

hahahahahahahahahah

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Try using it like a weed whacker.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's nice to know the guys with the tiny dicks try so hard to make us happy.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's nice to know the guys with the tiny dicks try so hard to make us happy.

[ASAP]

LOL

I love rednecks

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This is normal. If you have any sensation upon immediately entering, consult an OBGYN.

What? I should have to force that baby in.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What? I should have to force that baby in.

That wasn't the most serious thing I've ever said.

[1MOREMOD]

Has a dude ever fallen asleep fucking you?

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by Biorin

That wasn't the most serious thing I've ever said.

hahahaha


Biorin is cold blooded...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Has a dude ever fallen asleep fucking you?

All the time. I consider myself successful if he doesn't fall asleep for at least eight minutes.


On a serious note, no.

[1MOREMOD]

I had a buddy living with me. Had 2 girls over one was interested in him. I woke him up so he could get laid and he proceeded to fall asleep. He woke up in the am and both were in my bed.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASAP

hahahaha


Biorin is cold blooded...

It's necessary in my desperate bid to keep this thread from completely derailing into a trollish sexual deviance questionnaire

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Minimum phallus size for satisfaction?

Maximum phallus size before pain is endured?

I can't claim to be an expert, I've never slept around, I'm too commitment kind of a dork. I can however share a story from a cruise our team did once.

See, there was this hockey player (it was a bigger cruise than just our team, all the hockey players from major league to kids, all us skaters, cheerleaders and coaches were there) rumored to be armed with a cannon.

We got madly drunk (as expected) and one of my team mates went after the guy. She returned an hour later walking funny and said she's never talking about it. Naturally this got an other friend of mine interested enough to try her luck. When she returned an hour later, walking funny I called it a night and went to bed.

Next morning the dynamic duo were complaining still about him ripping them in two, and I couldn't stop laughing at them. They got kinda mad and told me to go check it out if I dare and... Well I had to.

As told above I'm not exactly stellar with my pick up lines so I just walked up to him and asked him to drop his pants so I could examine the legendary tool that will be the topic of out locker room chats for a long time. Well, he did, and I laughed at his junk accidentally, it was a fucking fire hose. I told him politely that I will gladly back up my team mates stories, and walked away.

[lens]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's nice to know the guys with the tiny dicks try so hard to make us happy.

.....fml.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by chaungo

.....fml.

Dude it's true, my friend did research on this for years.