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      10-19-2010, 01:24 AM   #485
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^ take that back, she would be lying down on the edge of bed, so 11 in that position be 5
Crap. Fine. "Shut the fuck up.... baby.... 11' or 5'.....?......*finger in the butt*".
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      10-19-2010, 02:05 AM   #486
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Damn this thread exploded...I just got caught up the other day


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      10-19-2010, 02:17 AM   #487
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Damn this thread exploded...I just got caught up the other day


I hope what I think is happening isn't....
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      10-19-2010, 02:42 AM   #488
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omfg im dying of laughter
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      10-19-2010, 03:04 AM   #489
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I can't believe I went through all 23 pages of comments, still congrats OP. So what now???
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      10-19-2010, 08:01 AM   #490
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Damn this thread exploded...I just got caught up the other day


Holy shit. And I just came from the meals eating now thread
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      10-19-2010, 10:28 AM   #491
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Crap. Fine. "Shut the fuck up.... baby.... 11' or 5'.....?......*finger in the butt*".
ok ok, lay her on back, stick your fingers in and do a bicept curl
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      10-19-2010, 10:33 AM   #492
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ok ok, lay her on back, stick your fingers in and do a bicept curl
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      10-19-2010, 10:36 AM   #493
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haha yea, but could you imagine what that would look like, bicept curling a girl by the vag

shit i got my accounting midterm in 30 min and im posting here when i told myself to study...

shit imma get to it now, last midterm of the day.
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haha yea, but could you imagine what that would look like, bicept curling a girl by the vag

shit i got my accounting midterm in 30 min and im posting here when i told myself to study...

shit imma get to it now, last midterm of the day.
I prefer to bend them over and grab them like a bowling ball.

2 in the pink 1 in the stink.
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      10-19-2010, 12:30 PM   #495
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so fucking relieved, the accounting test was changed last minute to ALL MULTIPLE CHOICE .

i felt unperpared and if he stuck with the original with worksheets to do, i woulda been so fucked but being multiple choice the choices were all there and shit was cake. such a fucking relief, feel like a load is off my shoulders.

and the damn ethnicity test i blanked out on a easy question and when i finished i checked and i shoulda wrote down my initial thought when i read the question, train.

question was what did randolf do back in the day and the answer was he formed the first black train union. i knew it had to do something with a train, shit. all good though both turned out good.
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      10-19-2010, 12:49 PM   #496
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so fucking relieved, the accounting test was changed last minute to ALL MULTIPLE CHOICE .

i felt unperpared and if he stuck with the original with worksheets to do, i woulda been so fucked but being multiple choice the choices were all there and shit was cake. such a fucking relief, feel like a load is off my shoulders.

and the damn ethnicity test i blanked out on a easy question and when i finished i checked and i shoulda wrote down my initial thought when i read the question, train.

question was what did randolf do back in the day and the answer was he formed the first black train union. i knew it had to do something with a train, shit. all good though both turned out good.
in case you didn't catch on... nobody really cares about your accounting class. people just wants pics
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in case you didn't catch on... nobody really cares about your accounting class. people just wants pics
+1.


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      10-19-2010, 01:36 PM   #498
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in case you didn't catch on... nobody really cares about your accounting class. people just wants pics
Yeah, srs. No more class crap.If you aint posting pics or f@cking stories, gtfo.
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      10-19-2010, 02:06 PM   #499
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damn, i hate people who slack their way through college. i would have a panic attack if i didn't study for a test and realized it was in 30 min. hell, i studied weeks in advance for some tests.

in the end those who slack will get what they deserve.
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      10-19-2010, 02:09 PM   #500
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OP is not showing pics bc in reality she is butt ugly
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      10-19-2010, 02:10 PM   #501
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guess there no pics, no chick named chelsea, etc etc
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      10-19-2010, 03:46 PM   #502
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damn, i hate people who slack their way through college. i would have a panic attack if i didn't study for a test and realized it was in 30 min. hell, i studied weeks in advance for some tests.

in the end those who slack will get what they deserve.
I slacked. I'm in med school.


Lets go bicep curl some hoes.
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      10-20-2010, 10:56 AM   #503
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2 fingers in her pussy (spread as far apart as it will allow), your palm up, make the motion with both fingers like you're motioning for someone to come towards you
I do this, but I'm curious are you sticking your fingers in all the way or just barely in?
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      10-20-2010, 11:04 AM   #504
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in case you didn't catch on... nobody really cares about your accounting class. people just wants pics
thhis
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      10-20-2010, 11:09 AM   #505
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I do this, but I'm curious are you sticking your fingers in all the way or just barely in?
IDK if all the way in but more in than not...kinda like find the g-spot and then sort of rub the edges of it or "around" it...it will pressure it from the sides as opposed to the bottom (or top?)...I think. Idk wtf is going on in there...just get her soaking wet first then give it a shot
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      10-20-2010, 05:04 PM   #506
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This thread is full of sex advice, accounting test highlights, and animated gifs of naked dudes taking airborne shits as corgi dogs follow them into the water.

Okay, then. just another day on the internet.
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