Ask a girl anything?

grimlock · 01-29-2016, 09:01 AM

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Actually, shrooms grow in shade, and only need a minute amount of light.

Also, crazy people grow in the shade, then come out in the day and act all bananas.

You mean they don't act bananas at home, then come out and try to act normal?

Axius · 01-29-2016, 09:30 AM

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You mean they don't act bananas at home, then come out and try to act normal?

Well, you can't act bananas at home if nobody is around to witness it.

Just like trees that fall in the forest, if no one is around to hear it, it doesn't make a noise.

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 09:35 AM

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Because nothing grows in the shade?

Actually, shrooms grow in shade, and only need a minute amount of light.

So does crabgrass and ferns, but that was so not the point

jtodd_fl · 01-29-2016, 10:11 AM

A cursory review of the history of this thread has left me tremendously confused. I am forced to fall back to the trusty inviolable truth of the Internet:

The Internet: Where the men are men and the women are men (and the children are FBI agents)

Except Lups whose gender has been independently verified

Biorin · 01-29-2016, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A cursory review of the history of this thread has left me tremendously confused. I am forced to fall back to the trusty inviolable truth of the Internet:

The Internet: Where the men are men and the women are men (and the children are FBI agents)

Except Lups whose gender has been independently verified

Can confirm, started this thread because I'm a dude. Think of all the misleading advice I've given. Muahaha!

F30lolz · 01-29-2016, 10:26 AM

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started this thread because I'm a dude. Think of all the misleading advice I've given. Muahaha!

PM me your pecker.

Biorin · 01-29-2016, 10:27 AM

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PM me your pecker.

Tits first or GTFO.

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 10:28 AM

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started this thread because I'm a dude. Think of all the misleading advice I've given. Muahaha!

PM me your pecker.

No wonder you're getting fired.

V1.47fan · 01-29-2016, 10:43 AM

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No wonder you're getting fired.

You hit below the belt...

Axius · 01-29-2016, 10:54 AM

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So does crabgrass and ferns, but that was so not the point

I know, I just felt like getting some intelligence out this morning so I can be stupid the rest of the day and not feel guilty.

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 10:57 AM

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No wonder you're getting fired.

You hit below the belt...

You noticed only now?

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 11:04 AM

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So does crabgrass and ferns, but that was so not the point

I know, I just felt like getting some intelligence out this morning so I can be stupid the rest of the day and not feel guilty.

It's not starting well for me

Axius · 01-29-2016, 11:14 AM

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It's not starting well for me

Just swing by Starbucks with your fancy shiny bedazzled Starbucks card and you'll cheer right up!

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 11:24 AM

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It's not starting well for me

Just swing by Starbucks with your fancy shiny bedazzled Starbucks card and you'll cheer right up!

Brilliant. You're like a life coach, but 87% more evil.

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 11:26 AM

Alexa can I be in your will, contents of vault?

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 11:28 AM

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Alexa can I be in your will, contents of vault?

What's in it for me?

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 11:29 AM

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What's in it for me?

You get to die.

C5driver · 01-29-2016, 11:35 AM

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What's in it for me?

You get to die.

Hmmm. Eternal rest. I'll consider it.

Lups · 01-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A cursory review of the history of this thread has left me tremendously confused. I am forced to fall back to the trusty inviolable truth of the Internet:

The Internet: Where the men are men and the women are men (and the children are FBI agents)

Except Lups whose gender has been independently verified

Nobody will believe your lies! I'm a man god damnit!

Axius · 01-29-2016, 11:38 AM

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Brilliant. You're like a life coach, but 87% more evil.

I've debated starting an advice column for many years.

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Alexa can I be in your will, contents of vault?

If anyone gets the vault, it's me damnit.

ASBSECU E93 · 01-29-2016, 11:52 AM

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You mean they don't act bananas at home, then come out and try to act normal?

Well, you can't act bananas at home if nobody is around to witness it.

Just like trees that fall in the forest, if no one is around to hear it, it doesn't make a noise.

...actually, if your wife isn't around to see your mistake, are you still wrong..?

Axius · 01-29-2016, 11:54 AM

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...actually, if your wife isn't around to see your mistake, are you still wrong..?

Of course you are. And she WILL find out. Even if you cover your tracks. Damn womens.

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