Ask a girl anything?

Lups · 01-29-2016, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Peter II says hello, and fuck you for abandoning him...

I hate you.

You're out from my friend list. And!!!

I will not share music with you!!!

Kiss my ass, all this good shit:

No more.

My first poem. I went for youthful angst. Epic right?

shoei · 01-29-2016, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

Peter II says hello, and fuck you for abandoning him...

I hate you.

You're out from my friend list. And!!!

I will not share music with you!!!

Kiss my ass, all this good shit:

No more.

My first poem. I went for youthful angst. Epic right?

If that's your poetic abilities, I think we will survive without your singing as well...

Axius · 01-29-2016, 04:38 PM

I think it's more fun that I don't understand a word he's...., yelling.

jtodd_fl · 01-29-2016, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Mine has a $100 bill tattooed on the side so I don't feel so bad when women blow my money away.

This reminds me of two equally bad jokes:

A.
What's the difference between a bonus and a boner?

Your wife actually enjoys blowing your bonus.

B.
What is 6 inches long and has a big head on it and your wife loves to blow it?

A $100 bill.

So... yeah... There is that...

shoei · 01-29-2016, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Mine has a $100 bill tattooed on the side so I don't feel so bad when women blow my money away.

This reminds me of two equally bad jokes:

A.
What's the difference between a bonus and a boner?

Your wife actually enjoys blowing your bonus.

B.
What is 6 inches long and has a big head on it and your wife loves to blow it?

A $100 bill.

So... yeah... There is that...

6.14" long you mean...

Axius · 01-29-2016, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This reminds me of two equally bad jokes:

A.
What's the difference between a bonus and a boner?

Your wife actually enjoys blowing your bonus.

B.
What is 6 inches long and has a big head on it and your wife loves to blow it?

A $100 bill.

So... yeah... There is that...

I chuckled. Terrible they are, sadness in the truth.

Lups · 01-29-2016, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

If that's your poetic abilities, I think we will survive without your singing as well...

THe song (interpret by me) is about the depression of young men. It is quite funny and fucking a nobody who has been in a car with me playing mokoma let's me keep that play list on to the second exit.

Roses are red, shoei is blue.
I consider you as one of my homies,
But no matter what you do,
Don't forget your ca ass matter despite being attached toyou!

shoei · 01-29-2016, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoei

If that's your poetic abilities, I think we will survive without your singing as well...

THe song (interpret by me) is about the depression of young men. It is quite funny and fucking a nobody who has been in a car with me playing mokoma let's me keep that play list on to the second exit.

Roses are red, shoei is blue.
I consider you as one of my homies,
But no matter what you do,
Don't forget your ca ass matter despite being attached toyou!

I'm... Not sure what is more terrifying... The poem itself or the fact that you used the word "hommie"... I imagined it with your accent and it's terrible...

Biorin · 01-29-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm... Not sure what is more terrifying... The poem itself or the fact that you used the word "hommie"... I imagined it with your accent and it's terrible...

Shh... it's still better than her long-ass stories... at least she's found a short form to express herself

Lups · 01-29-2016, 05:17 PM

I'm sooo done with you. I'm trying! Where the fuck is the love!

Biorin · 01-29-2016, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sooo done with you. I'm trying! Where the fuck is the love!

Shh, I'm trying to get on his good side so he'll bequeath me his car. You know I love your singing!

Edit: Enter Sandman next, please.

1MOREMOD · 01-29-2016, 05:20 PM

Don't poke the bear

shoei · 01-29-2016, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sooo done with you. I'm trying! Where the fuck is the love!

It's here, stateside... You should've never run away to Finland...

F30lolz · 01-29-2016, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't poke the bear

Tell em, poke the sausage instead.

shoei · 01-29-2016, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm sooo done with you. I'm trying! Where the fuck is the love!

Shh, I'm trying to get on his good side so he'll bequeath me his car. You know I love your singing!

Edit: Enter Sandman next, please.

You can't reach the pedals? Pointless to leave you a vehicle... I've told you, you can have the stock parts so you can gaze at them lovingly and think about what could've been...

If only you drank more milk - real milk and ate glutten at a younger age...

Axius · 01-29-2016, 05:30 PM

Real milk? You mean whole milk? In the fancy glass jar thing?

Check out this milk if you're an aficionado like myself. This milk actually cured my Chlamydia.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-W...&keywords=milk

UglyBuzzard · 01-29-2016, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't poke the bear

Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear.

shoei · 01-29-2016, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't poke the bear

Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear.

Actually, funny story... Peter Norton got turned down for the original name he chose for the Pink Taco... Original submitted name was that was denied -

Poker In the Front and Liquor In The Rear...

Yet apparently Pink Taco was acceptable... Go figure...

Eerrr, or maybe you had it the right order... Still find it hilarious that they accepted Pink Taco...

shoei · 01-29-2016, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Real milk? You mean whole milk? In the fancy glass jar thing?

Check out this milk if you're an aficionado like myself. This milk actually cured my Chlamydia.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-W...&keywords=milk

My favorite part...

Biorin · 01-29-2016, 05:56 PM

ASBSECU E93 Negative rates at BoJ this morning...

UglyBuzzard · 01-29-2016, 06:00 PM

Ladies, do you see the beauty in this picture?

Mikey want wingy!

shoei · 01-29-2016, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Ladies, do you see the beauty in this picture?

Mikey want wingy!

Oh I get it... You're filling in for Belgium due to the time zone change...

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