Ask a girl anything?

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Fewtball? Fairyball? Tripandfallandpretendtobehurtball?

Axius · 02-02-2016, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

No, I only play recreational

I used to play because ice hockey wasn't in full bloom during the summer.

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Are you referring to a grass fairy?

I just can't stand how so many people embellish their fall or a slide tackle. For fucks sake I've seen more dives in a soccer game than I did watching womens diving for the Olympics.

shoei · 02-02-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

No, I only play recreational

I used to play because ice hockey wasn't in full bloom during the summer.

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Are you referring to a grass fairy?

I just can't stand how so many people embellish their fall or a slide tackle. For fucks sake I've seen more dives in a soccer game than I did watching womens diving for the Olympics.

They have YouTube channels dedicated to the best flops... CR7 is quite adept at flopping... Oscar worthy performances...

UncleWede · 02-02-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

No, I only play recreational

I used to play because ice hockey wasn't in full bloom during the summer.

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Are you referring to a grass fairy?

I just can't stand how so many people embellish their fall or a slide tackle. For fucks sake I've seen more dives in a soccer game than I did watching womens diving for the Olympics.

Because u weren't watching the diving part, only the wading pool and chamois sections

Lups · 02-02-2016, 03:19 PM

Any new questions?

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Any new questions?

1. From all the countries you have visited (or states) - which place has the LEAST creepy dudes?
2. Which place has the MOST creepy dudes (virtual places (like BP) are not allowed.
3. If you had to allow ONE person you had never met IRL, but only talked to here on BP to drive your (former) car, who would it be? (I mean Peter. I think you said you had a Skoda now, but that doesn't really count, now does it.)

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 03:36 PM

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Any new questions?

What's your favorite GTLM team?

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Great.... with Belgium's "muscle" and Shoei's charm..... well, it's been nice knowing all of you.

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Great.... with Belgium's "muscle" and Shoei's charm..... well, it's been nice knowing all of you.

You have the highest probability of being able to defend yourself though... so there is that.

shoei · 02-02-2016, 04:22 PM

Lups has already gone to bed - but I know her answer lol...

shoei · 02-02-2016, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Great.... with Belgium's "muscle" and Shoei's charm..... well, it's been nice knowing all of you.

Stop being a drama queen... You're not dying...

Unless you keep crying like a little girl - she might put you out of your misery...

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Stop being a drama queen... You're not dying...

Unless you keep crying like a little girl - she might put you out of your misery...

if she puts me out of my misery in the fashion i think she would.....

Biorin · 02-02-2016, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

1. From all the countries you have visited (or states) - which place has the LEAST creepy dudes?
2. Which place has the MOST creepy dudes (virtual places (like BP) are not allowed.
3. If you had to allow ONE person you had never met IRL, but only talked to here on BP to drive your (former) car, who would it be? (I mean Peter. I think you said you had a Skoda now, but that doesn't really count, now does it.)

Estonians are the creepiest dudes so far... agh, no, I lied. Algerians.

Lups · 02-02-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

1. From all the countries you have visited (or states) - which place has the LEAST creepy dudes?
2. Which place has the MOST creepy dudes (virtual places (like BP) are not allowed.
3. If you had to allow ONE person you had never met IRL, but only talked to here on BP to drive your (former) car, who would it be? (I mean Peter. I think you said you had a Skoda now, but that doesn't really count, now does it.)

Awesome questions!

In the name of honesty, I was schooled by a football player (soccer to you) on being cool in Britain when I was 16 or so. That experience still takes the title of not creepy but fml of my life.

2. Would be a win for the irc but since banned, car dealerships in the usa win hands up and down and eyes everywhere.

Excuse me, my White Tiger is a bitching man magnet! I refuse to accept this downplaying.

Since I got back, I've done some mildly illegal and pretty fast shit in cars no roads can and shouldn't take. We're talking more rally, less pavement. One person anywhere to take my White Tiger out for a spin is any mechanic in bimmerpost. Oh boy does that car have issues.

As for Peter. I let people of all ages drive him. I taught my kids how to shift in it. When ever I got them to clean their rooms, I took them out to donuts.

A stranger from bp would be V1. He has given me shit about my abilities behind the wheel, I would love to see his. My insurance was stellar so if he would've fucked it up, no issues there.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Kill would be shoei. A life with me would be a punishment.

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Tonka and I would be happily married forever and ever. He would give me extra flooring materials and he'd never have to see me until I'd run out. He would be the only one out of the list that could survive me.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What's your favorite GTLM team?

K. Translate.

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Originally Posted by shoei

Lups has already gone to bed - but I know her answer lol...

Fuck off.

Biorin · 02-02-2016, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Kill would be shoei. A life with me would be a punishment.

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Tonka and I would be happily married forever and ever. He would give me extra flooring materials and he'd never have to see me until I'd run out. He would be the only one out of the list that could survive me.

When you're done fucking Belgium, can I marry him as a moules frites and waffle-making slave?

shoei · 02-02-2016, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

1. From all the countries you have visited (or states) - which place has the LEAST creepy dudes?
2. Which place has the MOST creepy dudes (virtual places (like BP) are not allowed.
3. If you had to allow ONE person you had never met IRL, but only talked to here on BP to drive your (former) car, who would it be? (I mean Peter. I think you said you had a Skoda now, but that doesn't really count, now does it.)

Awesome questions!

In the name of honesty, I was schooled by a football player (soccer to you) on being cool in Britain when I was 16 or so. That experience still takes the title of not creepy but fml of my life.

2. Would be a win for the irc but since banned, car dealerships in the usa win hands up and down and eyes everywhere.

Excuse me, my White Tiger is a bitching man magnet! I refuse to accept this downplaying.

Since I got back, I've done some mildly illegal and pretty fast shit in cars no roads can and shouldn't take. We're talking more rally, less pavement. One person anywhere to take my White Tiger out for a spin is any mechanic in bimmerpost. Oh boy does that car have issues.

As for Peter. I let people of all ages drive him. I taught my kids how to shift in it. When ever I got them to clean their rooms, I took them out to donuts.

A stranger from bp would be V1. He has given me shit about my abilities behind the wheel, I would love to see his. My insurance was stellar so if he would've fucked it up, no issues there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Kill would be shoei. A life with me would be a punishment.

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Tonka and I would be happily married forever and ever. He would give me extra flooring materials and he'd never have to see me until I'd run out. He would be the only one out of the list that could survive me.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What's your favorite GTLM team?

K. Translate.

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Originally Posted by shoei

Lups has already gone to bed - but I know her answer lol...

Fuck off.

Luv you too, anna...

Axius · 02-02-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Fuck off.

I messaged you. Life slowed down, I miss the deep notes in your voice stemming from those massive platinum balls.

Lups · 02-02-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Estonians are the creepiest dudes so far... agh, no, I lied. Algerians.

Did I tell you your boobs look extra good today?

Biorin · 02-02-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Did I tell you your boobs look extra good today?

You haven't even seen them in weeks! Ugh, it's like you don't even know me anymore.

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Estonians are the creepiest dudes so far... agh, no, I lied. Algerians.

A tie for last place is acceptable!

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Awesome questions!

In the name of honesty, I was schooled by a football player (soccer to you) on being cool in Britain when I was 16 or so. That experience still takes the title of not creepy but fml of my life.

2. Would be a win for the irc but since banned, car dealerships in the usa win hands up and down and eyes everywhere.

Excuse me, my White Tiger is a bitching man magnet! I refuse to accept this downplaying.

Since I got back, I've done some mildly illegal and pretty fast shit in cars no roads can and shouldn't take. We're talking more rally, less pavement. One person anywhere to take my White Tiger out for a spin is any mechanic in bimmerpost. Oh boy does that car have issues.

As for Peter. I let people of all ages drive him. I taught my kids how to shift in it. When ever I got them to clean their rooms, I took them out to donuts.

A stranger from bp would be V1. He has given me shit about my abilities behind the wheel, I would love to see his. My insurance was stellar so if he would've fucked it up, no issues there.

Kill would be shoei. A life with me would be a punishment.

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Tonka and I would be happily married forever and ever. He would give me extra flooring materials and he'd never have to see me until I'd run out. He would be the only one out of the list that could survive me.

K. Translate.

Fuck off.

Way better answers than I expected! I should learn to have higher expectations.

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