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kevinbahnz · 02-13-2015, 12:46 PM

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What ever you do, don't knock her up!!

If every woman is so obsessed with the 50 Shades movie, what makes them not just watch Internet porn for free instead of paying for theater tickets..?

Because all these women obsessed with this BDSM stuff, but don't want to actually watch a woman get a real good dicking. They want to know that it's happening, but they don't want see what it's actually really about.

Do you have any "gear" for the lady in your life?

I broke out a pair of regulation cuffs for my lady friend about 2 weeks ago. cuffed her to my pull up bar above my bedroom door. never seen her so excited before, now that I think back on it.

What do you think about integrated tail light for sport bikes? Must have? or safety violation?

Must have. I like mine stripped downn

I forgot to ask a question. I had no time to ride last year so my wife wants me to get rid of my bikes. Is she crazy??

Billup · 02-13-2015, 01:01 PM

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Must have. I like mine stripped downn

I forgot to ask a question. I had no time to ride last year so my wife wants me to get rid of my bikes. Is she crazy??

Sounds like there's a wife in your life you need to get rid of. That is crazy talk. I also plan on switching to integrated tails, since I keep breaking my mini LED's I installed when I remove the cover.

Is it almost time to ride again?

kevinbahnz · 02-13-2015, 01:20 PM

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Must have. I like mine stripped downn

I forgot to ask a question. I had no time to ride last year so my wife wants me to get rid of my bikes. Is she crazy??

Sounds like there's a wife in your life you need to get rid of. That is crazy talk. I also plan on switching to integrated tails, since I keep breaking my mini LED's I installed when I remove the cover.

Is it almost time to ride again?

Soon Daniel San. Carolina weather will smile upon us in March

If it is what it is. Then what isn't. ?

Whostheboss · 02-13-2015, 02:28 PM

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Soon Daniel San. Carolina weather will smile upon us in March

If it is what it is. Then what isn't. ?

What it's not.

If you're talking behind someone's back, aren't you actually talking in their front?

upstatedoc · 02-13-2015, 03:38 PM

^^ I'm not getting that one. Billup I need an illustration.

My wife is going to see that stupid shades movie with some friends and I will be reaping the benefits when she gets home, muahahahaha. Anyone else have this plan?

Billup · 02-13-2015, 04:27 PM

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^^ I'm not getting that one. Billup I need an illustration.

My wife is going to see that stupid shades movie with some friends and I will be reaping the benefits when she gets home, muahahahaha. Anyone else have this plan?

I'm going to an early A.M. showing tomorrow morning, so hopefully we will have the theater to ourselves. I don't mind seniors because they wouldn't be able to hear what's going on in the back row anyways.

What are you making your valentine for dinner?

UncleWede · 02-14-2015, 01:52 AM

Fish tacos. Caught a few nice stripers today

Shouldn't it be cooler than 85 on the lake on 2/13?

kevinbahnz · 02-14-2015, 01:04 PM

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Fish tacos. Caught a few nice stripers today

Shouldn't it be cooler than 85 on the lake on 2/13?

whatever man, currently it's 1pm and 39 degrees..

My wife said it was ok if I didn't get her any flowers, So i didn't. Whats the catch? Why do I still feel bad?

squishy · 02-14-2015, 04:15 PM

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whatever man, currently it's 1pm and 39 degrees..

My wife said it was ok if I didn't get her any flowers, So i didn't. Whats the catch? Why do I still feel bad?

Because all women are like, "ohh you don't have to get that!", but secretly, deep down, they really want you to get it

In what instance(s) would you dump/file a divorce against a SO on Valentine's day?

UncleWede · 02-14-2015, 11:52 PM

If s/he were having valentines relations with someone else

I bought my wife 4 roses (plants) today. Why the fuck do I have to plant them too? It's freaking hot outside

bimmette · 02-14-2015, 11:55 PM

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If s/he were having valentines relations with someone else

I bought my wife 4 roses (plants) today. Why the fuck do I have to plant them too? It's freaking hot outside

Because you're the dumbass who bought them.

Can someone tell me what Fifty Shades is about in a sentence or two? Without giving away the ending please.

UncleWede · 02-15-2015, 12:03 AM

Dude is into BD and she ends up liking it

I spent grand on a ring upgrade last month, got the roses, and a card. I received a card and had to eat subway for dinner. Does that sound fair?

bimmette · 02-15-2015, 12:22 AM

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Dude is into BD and she ends up liking it

I spent grand on a ring upgrade last month, got the roses, and a card. I received a card and had to eat subway for dinner. Does that sound fair?

No. But it's just a dumb Hallmark holiday. Go buy what you want. And Subway is awesome anyways.

Hmm is a Subway diet healthy ? Mmmm yummmm

NEFARIOUS · 02-15-2015, 02:52 AM

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Can someone tell me what Fifty Shades is about in a sentence or two? Without giving away the ending please.

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Hmm is a Subway diet healthy ? Mmmm yummmm

It's better than the deep-fried BS that you get from your average fast food joint. I prefer Quiznos taste-wise though.

Should GMOs be banned?

Billup · 02-16-2015, 07:56 AM

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It's better than the deep-fried BS that you get from your average fast food joint. I prefer Quiznos taste-wise though.

Should GMOs be banned?

I personally don't give a flying fuck about GMO's because most meat and veggies I buy are organic, because I'm a fucking green genius. Also, Quizno's is gross, all about Penn Station.

Have you ever taken a poo that was a ghoster?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 09:41 AM

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I personally don't give a flying fuck about GMO's because most meat and veggies I buy are organic, because I'm a fucking green genius. Also, Quizno's is gross, all about Penn Station.

Have you ever taken a poo that was a ghoster?

No. I've never heard of ghoster poop.

Can someone quickly remove this cold weather from the East?

kevinbahnz · 02-16-2015, 11:02 AM

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No. I've never heard of ghoster poop.

Can someone quickly remove this cold weather from the East?

No way, I think that shit is coming down here. I think it's still in the teens now and they're calling for

1-3" of snow in the Carolinas this evening. So take it back man..

the walking dead is in it's 5th season. Do you guys think it's going away anytime soon??

UncleWede · 02-16-2015, 11:04 AM

After Phils shadowy appearance there is nothing you can do unless you have a hot tub time machine to go forward.

Why is it after I put soap in my ass the whole shower smells like 2-day old tuna?

Whostheboss · 02-16-2015, 11:07 AM

At least that's better than a 3-day tuna.

This weekend i was in NY for the NBA all star event. I went to a unisex restroom. I walked in after a female left. Someone please tell me why it smelled like fish in there?

Billup · 02-16-2015, 11:11 AM

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After Phils shadowy appearance there is nothing you can do unless you have a hot tub time machine to go forward.

Why is it after I put soap in my ass the whole shower smells like 2-day old tuna?

I thought I was odd, but you really never cease to amaze me with these questions. The only thing I can think of, is that there is 2 day old tuna your SO is planting in your asshole at night. Sorry about your (un)luck.

What's one realistic thing you've always wanted, but have never acquired?

UncleWede · 02-16-2015, 11:13 AM

Power planer

It doesn't smell when I rinse, and the soap isn't fishy. Some sort of chemical reaction?

Billup · 02-16-2015, 11:19 AM

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Power planer

It doesn't smell when I rinse, and the soap isn't fishy. Some sort of chemical reaction?

Didn't realize you were serious. Do you use a loofa or washcloth? How often do you clean/replace? What kind of soap are you actually using? If this is a serious issue, I'd replace all of the above and see what happens.

Does anyone else go into the shower smelling good and leaving smelling even better?

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