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      02-05-2016, 08:37 AM   #5259
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Biorin I apologize for somehow turning your girl thread into SSOTT with this talk of white cars, football and superchargers. It wasn't intentional, I swear. Lups is just really fucking mean to me these days because she drives a white dental ambulance herself. ASBSECU E93 just likes to follow me around to let me know how it feels to have Tom Brady's cock in his mouth, and shoei just likes to give shit to anyone and everyone for no reason at all. Really, it wasn't me....
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      02-05-2016, 09:11 AM   #5260
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Wah - you forget Biorin is from Brady's neck of the woods

You might be barking up the wrong tree...
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      02-05-2016, 09:17 AM   #5262
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Lolol... Isn't it time to take "Cat" and "Rabies" into the forrest?!
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Wah - you forget Biorin is from Brady's neck of the woods

You might be barking up the wrong tree...
She hates Brady... I mean absolutely detests... There is no greater disgust between one human to another...

So no... Don't even... Go back and shove Brady's balls back up your vagina like a kegel exercise...
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Biorin I apologize for somehow turning your girl thread into SSOTT with this talk of white cars, football and superchargers. It wasn't intentional, I swear. Lups is just really fucking mean to me these days because she drives a white dental ambulance herself. ASBSECU E93 just likes to follow me around to let me know how it feels to have Tom Brady's cock in his mouth, and shoei just likes to give shit to anyone and everyone for no reason at all. Really, it wasn't me....
It's okay. You can make it up to me with the aforementioned nitrous party at your office.

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Wah - you forget Biorin is from Brady's neck of the woods

You might be barking up the wrong tree...
He may have been born in NorCal, but he's a Masshole as far as I'm concerned - Peyton anyday!!! Colts fan for life (even when we can't win our shitty division and haven't had a defense since dinosaurs roamed the earth), with some Raider love thrown in there for the hometown thing. Shit, my allegiances are all over the place.
I actually watched the AFC championship at a Patriots bar (in my Colts Manning jersey) and that shit was glorious.
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It's ok gramps, we can still get along comparing the number of countries with negative interest rates to the number of interceptions Brady threw that game...
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shoei - some people just want to watch the world burn....

Biorin - I do enjoy our philosophical discussion/debate of all things financial....and you're young, so there is yet time to realize Brady's greatness
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shoei - some people just want to watch the world burn....

Biorin - I do enjoy our philosophical discussion/debate of all things financial....and you're young, so there is yet time to realize Brady's greatness
That may very well be true... Cannot confirm or deny... But I can tell you this... I have heeded your advice, very much so...
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shoei - some people just want to watch the world burn....

Biorin - I do enjoy our philosophical discussion/debate of all things financial....and you're young, so there is yet time to realize Brady's greatness
With any luck Brady will retire soon and fade into the darkness. If he becomes part of a NFL commentary duo, i may have to ban football forever.
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Mr Tonka - at least 2 more seasons....Then every Sunday he'll be front and center on a NFL show

I hope (HOPE) he wears his rings every week too
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Mr Tonka - at least 2 more seasons....Then every Sunday he'll be front and center on a NFL show

I hope (HOPE) he wears his rings every week too
I hope (HOPE) he wears his rings and falls into an icy body of water and is dragged down to Davy Jones's locker by the very hardware that you love him for.
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Mr Tonka - at least 2 more seasons....Then every Sunday he'll be front and center on a NFL show

I hope (HOPE) he wears his rings every week too
You don't really think the most loathed man in all of the NFL outside of Suh and Goodell is going to join the broadcast booth, do you?? He doesn't need the money... If anything, he should get Giselle to leave him, she makes even more than he does and is worth more as well... He can get half... Set for life but with half her estate, he's set for the next lifetime...

No broadcast booth for Brady... ASB will no longer have anything to masturbate to on Sundays though...
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shoei and Mr Tonka The hate is DELUCIOUS!!!!!!

It fills my tummy with sunshine and rainbows

FWIW - If M. Irving and S. Sharpe can get TV gigs.....Brady is a shoe-in
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shoei and Mr Tonka The hate is DELUCIOUS!!!!!!

It fills my tummy with sunshine and rainbows

FWIW - If M. Irving and S. Sharpe can get TV gigs.....Brady is a shoe-in
They don't has his monies or his wife's monies... Did brett favre become a regular commentator? No... Did elway? No... Why? Financially secure and stable...

Better enjoy your moments while you can with Brady...
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yes...Yes...YES!!!!

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1) Do you find men who chomp on their food attractive?
2) Is it true that when a woman jingles her keys its a sign she wants a kiss?
3) Were you a Spice Girls fan when they hit the scene nearly 20 years ago?
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Did someone compare Manning and Brady?






Brady Wins
What does Brady think about the results?
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