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      02-11-2016, 01:30 PM   #5369
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Did get you to take a sip, and you're still alive! I'm shocked!

haha, yes I'm alive. But it took you a couple of times though
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      02-11-2016, 01:30 PM   #5370
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Agreed but, how do you feel about your man using his penis to stir the pitcher of margaritas?
I dont drink margaritas so if Sugarskulls wants to do that then by all means, go for it.
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Don't be silly, double wrap ya willy.
Amen!! Unless youre in a committed and monogamous relationship do not do it without one. You dont know what the other person has. Hell I wont even share a drink with someone I dont know... (edit haha thats why I was so hesitant on Bourbon Street) HAND ON THE BIBLE, had a co worker who BRAGGED about always meeting guys on plenty of fish and sleeping with them during her lunch hour. So fucking gross. We went to the mall to get food, on the way back, without asking me, she takes my drink out of the cup holder and takes a sip from it. I've never been more mad in my life. As soon as I pulled into the garage at work, I threw away my drink in the garbage right in front of her. Dont ever fucking sip my shit nasty hoe.
....and yet you'll swap spit at the end of a first date...?
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....and yet you'll swap spit at the end of a first date...?
I kiss on the cheek
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....and yet you'll swap spit at the end of a first date...?
I kiss on the cheek
That's not how you get pregnant
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haha, yes I'm alive. But it took you a couple of times though
Persistence is key.
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      02-11-2016, 01:36 PM   #5375
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Ladies.....

Knowing that the Internet is forever....would you pose nude for a magazine or media?
No. Wouldn't even do it if there were no internet to consider. On one hand, we're all human, it's just a body, and I'm not extremely modest in that sense. On the other, there's a certain societal perception that goes along with such things, and while it's perhaps unfortunate, I have no desire to be stuck with it.
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That's not how you get pregnant
Hey hey, I got pregnant exactly 1 year to the date AFTER I started officially dating he who should not be named. Most chicks now-a-days are pregnant by a man longer than they've been dating them.
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Ladies.....

Knowing that the Internet is forever....would you pose nude for a magazine or media?
No. Wouldn't even do it if there were no internet to consider. On one hand, we're all human, it's just a body, and I'm not extremely modest in that sense. On the other, there's a certain societal perception that goes along with such things, and while it's perhaps unfortunate, I have no desire to be stuck with it.
So, not even for 1 million dollars?
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Ladies.....

Knowing that the Internet is forever....would you pose nude for a magazine or media?
If I had the ass and tits to do it. FUCK YEAH!!
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So, not even for 1 million dollars?
Shit, give that to me right now! I'll go fund my boob and ass job. Who's taking my pictures? I want that shit blown up and framed.
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Ladies.....

Knowing that the Internet is forever....would you pose nude for a magazine or media?
If I had the ass and tits to do it. FUCK YEAH!!
Photoshop is WAY cheaper than cosmetic surgery....
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So, not even for 1 million dollars?
If it were other people's money I wanted, I'd be in a very different place today...
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So, not even for 1 million dollars?
Shit, give that to me right now! I'll go fund my boob and ass job. Who's taking my pictures? I want that shit blown up and framed.
Calm down

No one here is writing that check....we'll maybe one would (Belgie )
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So, not even for 1 million dollars?
If it were other people's money I wanted, I'd be in a very different place today...
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Shit, give that to me right now! I'll go fund my boob and ass job. Who's taking my pictures? I want that shit blown up and framed.
I've got $10 for a boob shot to kickstart your piggy bank?
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I've got $10 for a boob shot to kickstart your piggy bank?
Kick start my gofundme
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Photoshop is WAY cheaper than cosmetic surgery....
Photoshop isnt there for me when I'm trying on clothes. It isnt there for me when I'm laying with small tits at a pool in a bikini. It isnt there for me when I'm taking my clothes off at night and I look at myself in the mirror and see how small I am. I want a permanent solution. Do you know I own EIGHT Victoria Secret "Bombshell" bras. The ones that add two cup sizes instantly. I want boobs that bad.
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No. Wouldn't even do it if there were no internet to consider. On one hand, we're all human, it's just a body, and I'm not extremely modest in that sense. On the other, there's a certain societal perception that goes along with such things, and while it's perhaps unfortunate, I have no desire to be stuck with it.
Can confirm.

We are in fact, human.
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Can confirm.

We are in fact, human.
Except 1MOREMOD.
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Photoshop isnt there for me when I'm trying on clothes. It isnt there for me when I'm laying with small tits at a pool in a bikini. It isnt there for me when I'm taking my clothes off at night and I look at myself in the mirror and see how small I am. I want a permanent solution. Do you know I own EIGHT Victoria Secret "Bombshell" bras. The ones that add two cup sizes instantly. I want boobs that bad.
Some guys prefer a smaller chest and a tight ass.


I'm a credible source. You shouldn't change anything. Just saying.
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Except 1MOREMOD.
Debatable.

Only humans are capable of such dry humor.
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