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      07-28-2014, 08:15 PM   #529
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Other than signing my cc receipt at the food court (where I just scribble a line), I bet I use a pen maybe 3 or 4 times per month, at most. I can barely write now because I do it so seldom. I bet I hit keyboard keys close to a thousand times per day, though.
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      07-29-2014, 10:01 AM   #530
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Double stuf.

And just what is stuf anyways? I can't find a specific ingredient list.
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      07-29-2014, 10:08 AM   #531
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And just what is stuf anyways? I can't find a specific ingredient list.
Best let that sleeping dog lie.
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      07-29-2014, 01:07 PM   #532
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Smokers cough... There is a chain smoking bitch in my office that is always coughing!! I feel like telling her to STFU!!!


People that pull up to an intersection, and out of nowhere decide that even though they are in one of the lanes going strait; they all of a sudden need to go right and pull out and cut everyone off!! I've only ever seen this shit happen in FL.
Where in the F*** do these people come from that think it's ok to do something so stupid!

Or people that will block traffic because they missed there turn and wait for someone to let them in to make a left hand turn! Freaking go!!! There will be somewhere for you to make a damn u-turn 1/2mile up the road!
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      07-29-2014, 01:42 PM   #533
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Smokers cough... There is a chain smoking bitch in my office that is always coughing!! I feel like telling her to STFU!!!
I sit right next to one and he drives me F&&%ing crazy! I lost it on him once and said; CAN YOU SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT COUGH! He totally ignored me. I have to go to management and see if I can get my desk moved before I kill the SOB.
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      07-29-2014, 03:53 PM   #534
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Or people that will block traffic because they missed there turn and wait for someone to let them in to make a left hand turn! Freaking go!!! There will be somewhere for you to make a damn u-turn 1/2mile up the road!

This bothers me an incredible amount and I unfortunately see it all the time. What goes through these peoples heads? Why would you selfishly/dangerously stop in the middle of a road like that? Like you said, just drive 30 seconds up the street and make a safe legal u-turn.
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      07-29-2014, 04:15 PM   #535
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Is flushing the toilet too much to ask of someone?
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      07-29-2014, 04:43 PM   #536
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People that leave about two ounces of soda/juice in a 2 liter bottle and put it back in the fridge. Also applies to milk. Fuckers.
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      07-29-2014, 05:16 PM   #537
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Is flushing the toilet too much to ask of someone?
No kidding! At a previous job someone used to "spray" the toilet every time they #2 so someone posted a sign that read "please lower your mud flap" !!!
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      07-29-2014, 06:07 PM   #538
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Smokers cough... There is a chain smoking bitch in my office that is always coughing!! I feel like telling her to STFU!!!


People that pull up to an intersection, and out of nowhere decide that even though they are in one of the lanes going strait; they all of a sudden need to go right and pull out and cut everyone off!! I've only ever seen this shit happen in FL.
Where in the F*** do these people come from that think it's ok to do something so stupid!

Or people that will block traffic because they missed there turn and wait for someone to let them in to make a left hand turn! Freaking go!!! There will be somewhere for you to make a damn u-turn 1/2mile up the road!
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I sit right next to one and he drives me F&&%ing crazy! I lost it on him once and said; CAN YOU SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT COUGH! He totally ignored me. I have to go to management and see if I can get my desk moved before I kill the SOB.

Leave them alone!

Kidding aside, it would be more annoying if their cough smells like cigarette breath.
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      07-29-2014, 08:02 PM   #539
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No kidding! At a previous job someone used to "spray" the toilet every time they #2 so someone posted a sign that read "please lower your mud flap" !!!
Now that reminds me... I can't stand that, but it's still nowhere near as bad as people who piss on a toilet seat... Even a fucking 3 year old knows to lift the toilet seat and NOT piss on it; which crackhead mother taught that inbred sonofabitch potty training and grow up to be a fucking inconsiderate asshole????? I'd sure like to be that motherfucker if they suddenly need to take a crap and THEY have to be one wiping all the extra piss off the toilet seat and either putting an ass gasket on the toilet or painstakingly laying toilet paper on the seat, because Lord knows I've had to do it way too many times... I've never shat myself, but there's a special place in hell for those kinds of people, but I sure hope they did !
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      07-30-2014, 11:46 AM   #540
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Yes dear, I know the parking space UNDER THE TREE FULL OF SHATTING BIRDS is closer by 3 seconds than the one with open, beautiful blue sky and a significantly reduced chance of etching the paint on the car, but that's OK, I don't mind spending HOURS on the weekend because you don't want to walk 3 extra seconds in the beautiful SoCal sunshine.
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      07-30-2014, 04:26 PM   #541
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^^^Tree sap/pine cones. Ugh.
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      07-31-2014, 09:41 AM   #542
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slow talkers. just want to fucking strangle them.
carry on. have a good day.
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      07-31-2014, 10:25 AM   #543
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slow talkers. just want to fucking strangle them.
carry on. have a good day.
Even worse, close talkers. Back the f**k off.
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      07-31-2014, 12:20 PM   #544
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this week seems to be the week of dumbass customers.

order after order that has been approved, they come back anywhere from 1 day to 3 days later asking to change the art, date, or add additional logos, artwork, etc. I don't get paid for revisions at work like I do freelance so it's more annoying.

a little common courtesy never hurt. have all the info ready to go when you want me to do the job, or wait until you have it all.
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      07-31-2014, 12:49 PM   #545
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Bought an extension cord at the home center store (12 ga heavy duty). Tried to use it and it turns out to be the 20A with one horizontal prong, FAIL. Return it and see 6 others on the shelf with the wrapper ripped open and returned, so it's not just me. That's 25 min. of my life I can't ever get back....
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      07-31-2014, 07:04 PM   #546
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      07-31-2014, 07:26 PM   #547
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The guy from the Trivago commercials. He looks like a homeless bum.
Haha, he does. Isn't he wearing a Canadian tuxedo, too?
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      07-31-2014, 07:32 PM   #548
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Haha, he does. Isn't he wearing a Canadian tuxedo, too?
Yep that's him! Seriously, they couldn't anyone else to fill that role??
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Double stuf.

And just what is stuf anyways? I can't find a specific ingredient list.
and they call it "double stuf" but it's not truly double the amount.
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