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      11-10-2008, 12:10 PM   #529
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I prefer the vagina over the butt any day.. I tried it once... Nope not for me.
lol were you ?

I can't imagine being gay. X_X
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      11-10-2008, 12:12 PM   #530
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haha, from the lighter side section

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      11-10-2008, 12:47 PM   #531
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You both are disagreeing with me? Gross.
No, Agreeing.
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SEMA show looked kick ass! saw plenty of pics How do you get a ticket to the show? purchase it or somehow win it? (how much $$$?)
It was awesome! I actually got in for the regular price $15. You just have to be connected to some company, as its a vendors only show. I used my friends detailing company to get in.
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      11-10-2008, 01:29 PM   #532
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No, Agreeing.

It was awesome! I actually got in for the regular price $15. You just have to be connected to some company, as its a vendors only show. I used my friends detailing company to get in.
ooo I'm going to try to go next year!
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so is butt sex really that good never tried it lol
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So how did it feel when you guys got your first bimmer? Give me something besides it felt like buying a normal car lol.
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      11-10-2008, 03:28 PM   #535
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So how did it feel when you guys got your first bimmer? Give me something besides it felt like buying a normal car lol.
when are you getting yours?

Honestly, the waiting part was ridiculous - I'd post whore these forums day and night in wait...once I got it, wasn't on the forums for a week LOL - i'm sure you know why

Think of it as having sex for the first time, except you're getting a car, and the more you drive it, the more you appreciate it
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Hopefully sometime soon lol, it's not ganna be a m3 or anything that top notch yet. I'm still young and ganna have to work my way up lol. But a BMW is a BMW lol. I think about it quite often though lol. It's probably the only most important thing I want right now. But I don't know after seeing some BMW owners on another forum. They just acted like dicks, I mean they would just be hating on everything and everyone. Didn't really expect that from other BMW owners lol, but I don't know. On the other hand you guys are really cool. This is the only forum I come to now lol. Glad to see there's some cool BMW owners as well lol.
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      11-10-2008, 04:24 PM   #537
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I don't really get excited about anything. So I was pretty mellow picking it up. My dad was more excited than me.

Really, the first week was just mastering the 6spd. After the break-in it was checking out the quickness.

Sorry for the let down.

Ignore the haters and those who live by the sterotype. Most have never had any experience with what they spend so much time on hating. Namely american cars.
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      11-10-2008, 05:33 PM   #538
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I don't really get excited about anything. So I was pretty mellow picking it up. My dad was more excited than me.

Really, the first week was just mastering the 6spd. After the break-in it was checking out the quickness.

Sorry for the let down.

Ignore the haters and those who live by the sterotype. Most have never had any experience with what they spend so much time on hating. Namely american cars.
You are so UN-stereotypical when it comes to buying cars....

Let me start.....

A long time ago......at a dealership far far away.......

*insert star wars music here*


There was only one, amidst the many. She caught my eye....
*insert glare/fade*
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*show car revolving in HDR dulling all others around it*

I knew she was the one, from the moment I had laid my eyes on her!

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J/k - I searched high and low, and after a year of waiting, got what I wanted! really happy - just a minor detail I left out - I wish it was an E93 M3
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      11-10-2008, 06:13 PM   #539
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I wouldnt mind your car! Give it to me when you buy the new M3
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I prefer the vagina over the butt any day.. I tried it once... Nope not for me.
can i have a lapdance?
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Lol good stuff, also something else that I found. It's a article about bad drivers, here's what it said about the BMW drivers. It's a pretty old article but just thought I had to share it.

"1:BMW (Any Model). Agg: 10 Att: 10 Crt: 10 AQ: 10
All hail the champion! BMW drivers are bar none, the worst around. They have managed to achieve that elusive combination of disdain, money, attitude, disregard for others, and self-importance that no other drivers have. BMW drivers don't just not care about you … they HATE you. They hate having to share the road with any other driver. They hate those who drive what they consider sub-standard cars (i.e. any car not costing over $40,000) because they are losers. They hate those who drive Mercedes, Lexus, etc because they are stuffy or old. They hate those who drive SUVs because they take up too much room. They hate those who drive Porsches, Corvettes, and other big-bicks sports cars because those drivers don't drive fast enough. They even hate other BMW drivers because they can't stand that anyone else has their car. BMW drivers are generally white 40-somethings with a wife and three kids, plus a mistress on the side. They tend to be largely lawyers or investment bankers, whose philosophy is that the world is here to serve them, and it is doing a bad job of it. They mistreat and underpay their illegal Honduran or El Salvadoran housekeepers, and consistently mispronounce their names. Their children are named Kaitlyn or Brittney or Chase or Brendan. They were all in either fraternities or sororities, play golf badly, and revere Tiger Woods for being a credit to his race. They are the scum of the earth, and are truly deserving the title of the worst drivers around. If you want to have fun, do yourself a favor and cut a BMW driver off without acknowledging him. Then when he honks his horn or gesticulates at you, give him the bird. The audacity of your display will send him into a rage the likes of which will provide you with hours of enjoyment as you recall how many shades of purple his face became as he cursed you out for soiling his planet with your existence. "

Full article, http://www.epinions.com/content_960077956

I was like DANG when I read it lol.
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      11-10-2008, 08:05 PM   #542
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Lol good stuff, also something else that I found. It's a article about bad drivers, here's what it said about the Bimmerpost drivers. It's a pretty old article but just thought I had to share it.
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I was like DANG when I read it lol.
fixed.

j/k!

Yeah, that stereotype is .... a bit ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the guy who wrote it.
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Lol ya I know what you mean. Looks like he went all out as well.

But ya I still can't wait when the day comes when I get my own BMW lol. Theirs this one dude who has a Phoenix Yellow E46 M3, that's the only one that I see often. Ganna try to go and talk to him and see how it goes. I waved to him while passing by him and he waved back so yeah he seems pretty cool. Someone else I know that's got a E36 M3. It looks brand new lol. Sadly there's not that many awesome cars in other States lol. Also kinda hard to find a good deal on used BMW's.
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      11-10-2008, 08:58 PM   #544
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Home....bored... Gotta go to IKEA tomorrow.. anyone wanna go?
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      11-10-2008, 09:18 PM   #545
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Home....bored... Gotta go to IKEA tomorrow.. anyone wanna go?

I will go, as long as this is not you!



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That's mindf&*k right there :S lol.
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I will go, as long as this is not you!



HEY... where did you find that picture of me at?!
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i heard women orgasm real good from butt sex.
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HEY... where did you find that picture of me at?!
Your myspace page!
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Betcha this girl's got a Mr. Winky.
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