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      02-12-2016, 05:01 PM   #5479
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Any chance (and i'm not saying there was a large probability here) that you had with getting with sara? Done... You shot it... With a bazooka... If we could wikipedia an example of White Knight and Friendzone in one article, this would be it...
i loled.
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      02-12-2016, 05:02 PM   #5480
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I've got a serious questions for the ladies.

How do females REALLY feel about giving head to a guy that you have been dating but haven't gave head to before?

Do females ENJOY giving head or is it just something you do to please your partner?
I actually do quite enjoy it, but more so for a period of time than to completion. I like to please my partner, and it's "hot," but after a while, as Sara said, your jaw starts to hurt quite a bit and honestly if I could just get a magazine or a book or something...
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      02-12-2016, 05:03 PM   #5481
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
Do not care one way or the other. Take it or leave it.

Do you find it easier because you can close your mouth somewhat once you get one in there?
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      02-12-2016, 05:08 PM   #5482
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Any chance (and i'm not saying there was a large probability here) that you had with getting with sara? Done... You shot it... With a bazooka... If we could wikipedia an example of White Knight and Friendzone in one article, this would be it...
I been friend zoned a lot and personally it's kinda a sad subject for me so.
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      02-12-2016, 05:19 PM   #5483
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
Can't tell if that is a serious question....

If so, The answer is Hell yes!
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      02-12-2016, 05:23 PM   #5484
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      02-12-2016, 05:32 PM   #5485
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*cough* i am single for valentine's day; any girl on here wanna have fun with on sunday? *cough*

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Do it to please the partner. There is no enjoyment of having to keep your mouth open for a prolonged period of time while nearly gagging at times. It messes up your make up, you get spit all over the place, if your hair isnt pulled up it messes up your hair. It's just not my cup of tea for enjoyment. HOWEVER, for the one I love, sure why not if it makes him happy.
I disagree with you.

You truly don't do it to please a partner. It can be seen in many ways but to me nothing se related has ever been about pleasing the other. Something as simple us getting down on our knees can actually make a day and I must be doing it wrong since I I've never had any makeup issues. Or hair.

Honestly I can say that I get my kicks from pleasing when it comes to sex. It's not just in me ever to go for the ones looking for a quick release.
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
Twisted, pulled, sucked, nibbled. That's their ultimate vunerability zone and that takes trust.
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I'm not that flexible.
Yup. Spit beer because of you. Total laughter disaster. I hate you again.
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      02-12-2016, 05:37 PM   #5486
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
As long as I get to wrap my penis around her head to give it a rest for what is about to come. I am game.
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I don't know what this thread just turned into...

Great question Sara504 jeeze.
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      02-12-2016, 06:50 PM   #5488
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Question for the guys now, does it really feel good to have your balls sucked?
I prefer to have them moderately handled whilst receiving oral fixation.


But to answer your question in a yes or no fashion, yeah. Depends on technique though. Those suckers are not a Tootsie-Pop.
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Do not care one way or the other. Take it or leave it.

Do you find it easier because you can close your mouth somewhat once you get one in there?
Lol! As long as there's no hair.



Okay!!! Let's get back on track now!
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As long as I get to wrap my penis around her head to give it a rest for what is about to come. I am game.
Just went in my Kamasutra for this...
And I don't find it ....Mmmm strange .
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I'm a virgin, therefore, I have no idea whats going on in here.
How old are you ?
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I'd ask questions, but quite frankly I'm completely uninterested right now.



What's something you've always wanted to learn but never did?
Another language
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Sara..I could teach you Flemish , my first language
Or French ..German ?
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Sara..I could teach you Flemish , my first language
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...is Kamasutra a Language...?

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...is Kamasutra a Language...?

Yes it is !
The Kamasutra is actually "The universal sex language"

I'm in it , but don't own one because I'm not a karma guy ..
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