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      02-12-2016, 09:59 PM   #5501
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      02-12-2016, 11:49 PM   #5504
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It's always the pretty ones that always seem to get with dumbasses huh

Not anymore. Im so done with looks. Sugar is the exception.
And that's only because I put your pretty ass on a budget!
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      02-13-2016, 04:02 AM   #5505
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And that's only because I put your pretty ass on a budget!
Budget? Is that French or something?
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Budget? Is that French or something?
No silly goose, that's baguette.

No V-Day stuff for me. Least I found some meaning this year for the date so that's a +
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And that's only because I put your pretty ass on a budget!
Budget? Is that French or something?
Yeah it's French for you spend only as much as I say you can.
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Haha, I hate traveling in the first class. It is torture beyond compare every time. The last three times sealed the deal and if I can't find a seat with the commoners, I refuse to fly.

It always starts innocently.
"you fly often"
"used to."
"why not anymore?"
"I hate the security and I like solidarity"
"you have kids?"
"yup, if the ebay ad I put up hasn't worked yet"

"we're trying, so what worked for you? Im sooo stressed over this and..."

And the rest of the flight I have a crying woman, man or in the worst case: Both of them.

The last time I flew alone I ended up listening for four hours of a desperate woman crying while an out of duty captain behind me kept whispering to me different ways he'd fuck me on the plane and on the ground. Yeah... No.

The flight attendant was excellent. I asked her kindly to make sure we lose count with my whiskeys and she after hearing a part of the conversation brought me triples the rest of the way.
God. I am glad I'm not a hit woman. Apart from staying home looking at my own body all day, I would certainly never leave because of all those dick bags hitting on me all the time. Makes you lose faith in humanity. Don't get me wrong, men don't corner the market on being assholes, but we do seem to excel at it.
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God. I am glad I'm not a hit woman. Apart from staying home looking at my own body all day, I would certainly never leave because of all those dick bags hitting on me all the time. Makes you lose faith in humanity. Don't get me wrong, men don't corner the market on being assholes, but we do seem to excel at it.
Think about being the dude in todays day and age that actually isn't an asshole, but automatically gets perceived as one just for starting a conversation with a hot chick.


I seriously asked this chick if she had honey bunches of oats before, because I hadn't and she was looking at the box... "Serioiusly? Can't you see I'm trying to shop here."


"Well yeah bitch, that's what I'm doing, I want a fucking recommendation ya cunt."



I still buy honey bunches of oats to this day. It's delicious.
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I play only with girls .
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      02-13-2016, 08:21 AM   #5511
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Yeah it's French for you spend only as much as I say you can.
I'm sorry. I don't understand
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      02-13-2016, 08:38 AM   #5513
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$300 and not even a fuck? Ha, what lame packages.
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God. I am glad I'm not a hit woman. Apart from staying home looking at my own body all day, I would certainly never leave because of all those dick bags hitting on me all the time. Makes you lose faith in humanity. Don't get me wrong, men don't corner the market on being assholes, but we do seem to excel at it.
Lol hell no, women are worse. That flight just was beyond horrible since the woman cried for hours, and since I get that fear amd desperation, it stuck with me.

The extra pilot was a full time ass, and too used to his charms working. I let him kindly know at one point what I think of him.

Women in markets are the worst. We go in to fetch a pint of milk and think the world should bow at our feet for that. Great...
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Think about being the dude in todays day and age that actually isn't an asshole, but automatically gets perceived as one just for starting a conversation with a hot chick.


I seriously asked this chick if she had honey bunches of oats before, because I hadn't and she was looking at the box... "Serioiusly? Can't you see I'm trying to shop here."


"Well yeah bitch, that's what I'm doing, I want a fucking recommendation ya cunt."



I still buy honey bunches of oats to this day. It's delicious.
New name for her: "Honey bitch of oats."
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Think about being the dude in todays day and age that actually isn't an asshole, but automatically gets perceived as one just for starting a conversation with a hot chick.


I seriously asked this chick if she had honey bunches of oats before, because I hadn't and she was looking at the box... "Serioiusly? Can't you see I'm trying to shop here."


"Well yeah bitch, that's what I'm doing, I want a fucking recommendation ya cunt."

I still buy honey bunches of oats to this day. It's delicious.

Also, I feel for you. Thank God I have been with same woman for the last 22 years. I'd hate to be out dating again. Especially sifting through that type of woman - the ones with PTSD - post testosterone stress disorder.
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New name for her: "Honey bitch of oats."
LOL. Seriously, it's such a good cereal, but man was she up tight. Just wanted some decently healthy fucking cereal.

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Also, I feel for you. Thank God I have been with same woman for the last 22 years. I'd hate to be out dating again. Especially sifting through that type of woman - the ones with PTSD - post testosterone stress disorder.
I cared at first, now it's just like fuck it. Don't have to answer to anyone, started playing on a billiards tourney near work every thursday, went to the shooting range just now for an hour so that'll be an every saturday thing now, joining a co-ed softball team here in town, have a ton of vacations planned.


Turning out to be more fun than headaches.
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New name for her: "Honey bitch of oats."
LOL. Seriously, it's such a good cereal, but man was she up tight. Just wanted some decently healthy fucking cereal.

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Also, I feel for you. Thank God I have been with same woman for the last 22 years. I'd hate to be out dating again. Especially sifting through that type of woman - the ones with PTSD - post testosterone stress disorder.
I cared at first, now it's just like fuck it. Don't have to answer to anyone, started playing on a billiards tourney near work every thursday, went to the shooting range just now for an hour so that'll be an every saturday thing now, joining a co-ed softball team here in town, have a ton of vacations planned.


Turning out to be more fun than headaches.
So much win in one post, bud
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So much win in one post, bud
Of course with the help of good, wait scribble that, AMAZING friends it also makes things that much better.
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I'm gonna jump on this one, I ASSUME,
its the same for guy's.

I "LIKE" going down on a woman, I like "all aspects" of it, I like making the woman cum, more from the fact that I gave her enough pleasure to do that,
as opposed to a power trip, although it's nice hearing "Oh your good at that"

Taste, smell, the whole works, although, not sure about ejaculate, as obviously a woman has to deal with, although... one of my ex's used to give great head AND swallow. Then I had to kiss her afterwards. YEEEEWWWW

All my ex's gave head (although only one swallowed) wifey on the other hand wouldnt (and wont) go anywhere near my trouser snake with her oral cavity.

and I do and have gone down on her.. it SUCKS forgive the pun, but Im a great believer in if you do it to somone they should return the favour.

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I've got a serious questions for the ladies.

How do females REALLY feel about giving head to a guy that you have been dating but haven't gave head to before?

Do females ENJOY giving head or is it just something you do to please your partner?
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no I don't, I can just about stand a little gentle licking, although, from memory, I can't remember anyone doing that, generally they've stopped at the knob and gone no further.

sheet today just TMI...........................

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