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      02-14-2016, 03:31 PM   #5567
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It was a joke.
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It comes down to two things, from what I have learned:
1. Insecurity. "What do you need that I cannot give you?" And "Why are they hotter then me?"
2. It creates unrealistic expectations about what women like, sexually. Most porn is all about the men - the primary consumers. The things that happen in porn are rarely geared toward female pleasure. Men are very visual and auditory. Women are more verbal and cerebral. (Vast generalization, but true.)

That said, many couples watch porn together and talk about it. That shared experience enriches sex lives. Getting off on porn with your gf? Good. Getting off on porn instead of your gf? Not so much.

(Should have let a girl answer first. Will be interested in their responses.)

Meh, you got it all. Completely.

If he's looking at that on his own, its because I'm not enough. Cool, I'll just go away. Your second point was even more to the point.

The positions, the angles, none of it ever about the female. And while an other female is pretending to get off on it, I'd be merely thinking how long it would take for me to recover from that.

As it is very well known, I am a complete prude. I would like you all to remember when you read the following.

In my university days, I had this leadership paper to write. Since I was bored, I decided a way to study the human nature is to go to a fetish party, the biggest one northern europe then had.

What I learned there helped me in no way with the paper but it did solve some mysteries of us women. I'd say75% of the women were there since their husbands wanted not to feel like they were cheating. Abt 15% was because they were curious, and a 10% was there because of their need to dominate.

How to tie this to porn is that I got to see the expressions a camera would hide. Unlike in a tape, that is an epic way to see others interact. I would say as a warning that it isn't as pretty as you'd think.

For me, I'd go for the live and unhinged. I have no issue watching with my man others doing the deed in tv but I prefer my wilder ways.

As for the paper. I had to read the books. Turns out the leaders in the scene had no leadership in real life.
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      02-14-2016, 07:07 PM   #5569
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Which do you prefer, to be made love to or turned inside out?
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Which do you prefer, to be made love to or turned inside out?
Depends on who it is
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Why not both, depending on the time, place, and mood?
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Never met him. Pass
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Depends on who it is
What if it's Axium?
That space ship in Wall-e? Wait. I'm confused.
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Yes, that's the one! The Axius!
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What if it's Axium?
Never met him. Pass
Pictures say otherwiseeeee

Or wait, is that axius?
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Axius was in Wall E?!?!

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Axius was in Wall E?!?!
THE Axius...that ginormous spaceship that made love to Sara. Or was that turned inside out?? Arrrgh...
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*Axiom*
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THE Axius...that ginormous spaceship that made love to Sara. Or was that turned inside out?? Arrrgh...
*Axiom*
Hahahhaha! Yes yes yes!
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What the fuck are you guys babbling about?
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      02-15-2016, 06:50 AM   #5584
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What the fuck are you guys babbling about?
Children's movie. About a robot - and garbage. Think it won an Oscar.
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Children's movie. About a robot - and garbage. Think it won an Oscar.
Has Leo won an Oscar yet?
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What the fuck are you guys babbling about?
Get with it nut bag
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Pictures say otherwiseeeee

Or wait, is that axius?
Axium is that guy who I said looks like CP3 the nba player.
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Axius is the guy that looks like a serial killer?
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