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      07-31-2021, 05:37 PM   #551
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      07-31-2021, 05:55 PM   #552
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      08-01-2021, 06:50 PM   #556
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my favorite quote that motivates me is "nothing is impossible"
I read that with a Kevin Garnett voice!


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The classic: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"
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I didn't give myself this name. It was given to me by homeboy Soul_Glo (he even made the avatar) As mentioned somewhere else on here, irl I consider myself more of Pawn that ended up with a crown that I don't want.
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As mentioned somewhere else on here, irl I consider myself more of Pawn that ended up with a crown that I don't want.



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Funny that you post this. I have a sketch drawn up of basically the same imagery for a tattoo that will go in one of my sleeves.
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      08-02-2021, 11:05 AM   #566
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"Do I look like an asshole? Do I smell like an asshole? Then why are you trying to fuck me like an asshole?!?"

From a movie... I forgot which one...
Was trying to figure out what movie your quote might've came from.

This was the best I could do. (go to 0:57)

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Funny that you post this. I have a sketch drawn up of basically the same imagery for a tattoo that will go in one of my sleeves.
I'll leave you make a replacement forum avatar.....
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