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      03-01-2016, 06:27 PM   #5743
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That's funny, I thought black guys were supposed to have a decent set of balls.
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      03-01-2016, 06:32 PM   #5744
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That's funny, I thought black guys were supposed to have a decent set of balls.
We do indeed. They're just reserved for uses that are actually worthwhile.
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      03-01-2016, 06:36 PM   #5745
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Jesus christ. Don't be an idiot.
Totally thought this was the thread about what we thought of other forum members for a second. Same insults, either way.
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      03-01-2016, 08:36 PM   #5746
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Lol. I missed Verbiage getting owned by Biorin and Lups dammit. I missed all the fun. Makes me feel better anyway.
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      03-01-2016, 08:37 PM   #5747
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That's funny, I thought black guys were supposed to have a decent set of balls.
Would TOTALLY make this my sig if I thought people would understand.
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      03-01-2016, 08:41 PM   #5748
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Lol. I missed Verbiage getting owned by Biorin and Lups dammit. I missed all the fun. Makes me feel better anyway.
You didn't miss it. It's right here. LOL.

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Would TOTALLY make this my sig if I thought people would understand.
Duet anyway.
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      03-01-2016, 08:42 PM   #5749
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You didn't miss it. It's right here. LOL.
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That is fuckin deep man.
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      03-01-2016, 08:47 PM   #5750
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That is fuckin deep man.
The beauty of internet forums! Just scroll up and you don't miss a beat.
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      03-01-2016, 09:24 PM   #5751
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It's tonight......
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      03-01-2016, 09:25 PM   #5752
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Awesome. Do a bunch. Once the 3 things you look for in a guy section is done, we should ask all the ladies to do impressions of some of the members. That would be hysterical.
Ok, ask away. Be sure to ask all of them.
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      03-01-2016, 11:16 PM   #5753
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Do women really care what kind of car you drive?
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      03-01-2016, 11:19 PM   #5754
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Do women really care what kind of car you drive?
Depends on the girl. For many, it can be seen as a sign of success, which is attractive. Some couldn't care less; it's just a ride. For some, it's negative points if you drive something like a damn Prius. Generally speaking, it doesn't hurt to have a nice ride.
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      03-01-2016, 11:25 PM   #5755
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Do women really care what kind of car you drive?
I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
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Do women really care what kind of car you drive?
I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
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      03-01-2016, 11:58 PM   #5757
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I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
Hey! I leased one of my M3s....
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I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
Hey! I leased one of my M3s....
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      03-02-2016, 12:47 AM   #5759
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I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
Oh, bimmette - we've discussed this topic...

You have good debt, and bad debt....don't be so obtuse on debt
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I would care if it were a rusting piece of shit that is dirty and going to break down any second. But a good reliable Civic or Toyota is fine with me. Fancy cars don't impress me because they could be leased and it is not a sign of success to me. I'm impressed by guys living within their means.
Oh, bimmette - we've discussed this topic...

You have good debt, and bad debt....don't be so obtuse on debt
Blah blah blah I'm talking about bad debt. You understand money but many people don't.
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      03-02-2016, 04:04 AM   #5761
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      03-02-2016, 05:34 AM   #5762
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Fail. Credit score (at least FICO) only goes to 850.
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