[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. They totally don't know. My wife can spot them easily know, because we have been through the tells... single double, double single, double double... the intakes, the bump, etc... but that is because she wanted to know. If I wanted to bang a bi-curious MALE car aficionado, the M3 is my ride for that. But since I am straight and married, it is of little for this type of thing. The thing is a sausage magnet.
Mr Tonka you are making a compelling case for debadging. I may have to reconsider.

[F30lolz]

How many orgasms have you faked?

[1MOREMOD]

All?

[Axius]

As many as I can count on my hands and feet and someone elses hands and feets.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. They totally don't know. My wife can spot them easily know, because we have been through the tells... single double, double single, double double... the intakes, the bump, etc... but that is because she wanted to know. If I wanted to bang a bi-curious MALE car aficionado, the M3 is my ride for that. But since I am straight and married, it is of little for this type of thing. The thing is a sausage magnet.
Mr Tonka you are making a compelling case for debadging. I may have to reconsider.

How much more of a sausage magnet is it when your wife is driving?

Debadge bro, all the cool kids are doing it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How much more of a sausage magnet is it when your wife is driving?

Debadge bro, all the cool kids are doing it.

Well, she drives the F82. She tells me all the time how guys ask her about it. She asks me if girls do the same to me. I told her "No, but guys do." She thinks it's hilarious. Often we will be together and at a light and there is some dude next to us giving the thumbs up. Haha... the tints are dark (yay FL) so they cannot see who is driving. So yeah, my car brings all the boys to the backyard.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

As many as I can count on my hands and feet and someone elses hands and feets.

So.... 44?

You ARE in NC after all.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well, she drives the F82. She tells me all the time how guys ask her about it. She asks me if girls do the same to me. I told her "No, but guys do." She thinks it's hilarious. Often we will be together and at a light and there is some dude next to us giving the thumbs up. Haha... the tints are dark (yay FL) so they cannot see who is driving. So yeah, my car brings all the boys to the backyard.

Last time a jack-leg E92 M3 driver pulled up next to me when i was driving mine was pretty funny.

I could tell he was trying to get up next to me in traffic because he was acting a fool in his efforts. He finally gets up next to me and being winter, the windows were down. (yay FL) His windows were down as well and he was blaring some shit music but also starts the head nod, copious amounts of clutch-in revving, (we were doing about 5mph in traffic) and then starts to talk like i could hear anything this idiot was saying.

I motioned that i couldn't hear what he was saying. What i could hear, was a pebble bouncing around after being caught in between his brake rotor and dust shield. So when he turned the music down, before he could talk, i said, "do you hear that noise?!?" He looked very concerned once he heard it. Being a douchy BMW driver, i said you should get that checked out, sounds like a rod bearing or something. lol

Look of shock covered his face as he immediately swerved to the shoulder and kicked on the hazard lights. lol

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Last time a jack-leg E92 M3 driver pulled up next to me when i was driving mine was pretty funny.

I could tell he was trying to get up next to me in traffic because he was acting a fool in his efforts. He finally gets up next to me and being winter, the windows were down. (yay FL) His windows were down as well and he was blaring some shit music but also starts the head nod, copious amounts of clutch-in revving, (we were doing about 5mph in traffic) and then starts to talk like i could hear anything this idiot was saying.

I motioned that i couldn't hear what he was saying. What i could hear, was a pebble bouncing around after being caught in between his brake rotor and dust shield. So when he turned the music down, before he could talk, i said, "do you hear that noise?!?" He looked very concerned once he heard it. Being a douchy BMW driver, i said you should get that checked out, sounds like a rod bearing or something. lol

Look of shock covered his face as he immediately swerved to the shoulder and kicked on the hazard lights. lol

You dick.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Last time a jack-leg E92 M3 driver pulled up next to me when i was driving mine was pretty funny.

I could tell he was trying to get up next to me in traffic because he was acting a fool in his efforts. He finally gets up next to me and being winter, the windows were down. (yay FL) His windows were down as well and he was blaring some shit music but also starts the head nod, copious amounts of clutch-in revving, (we were doing about 5mph in traffic) and then starts to talk like i could hear anything this idiot was saying.

I motioned that i couldn't hear what he was saying. What i could hear, was a pebble bouncing around after being caught in between his brake rotor and dust shield. So when he turned the music down, before he could talk, i said, "do you hear that noise?!?" He looked very concerned once he heard it. Being a douchy BMW driver, i said you should get that checked out, sounds like a rod bearing or something. lol

Look of shock covered his face as he immediately swerved to the shoulder and kicked on the hazard lights. lol

And BMW probably charged him $250 to check the noise.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You dick.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And BMW probably charged him $250 to check the noise.

I couldn't help it. He was bouncing off of rev limiter for crying out loud. It's like he was setting himself up for it.

See, there ya go. A BMW douche again selflessly stimulated the economy.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I couldn't help it. He was bouncing off of rev limiter for crying out loud. It's like he was setting himself up for it.

See, there ya go. A BMW douche again selflessly stimulated the economy.

Did he have out of state plates? You did say it was winter. The migratory BMW doucehbag is the most virulent strain.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

How many orgasms have you faked?

Hahahah!!!!! Should I answer this?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Did he have out of state plates? You did say it was winter. The migratory BMW doucehbag is the most virulent strain.

I was actually talking about me as the douche in this instance.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Why Sara, I'm rooting for you to find a nice guy!

I just wish you'd stop with the "platinum" digging and find someone you can build something together with for your sake and your kid. I'm not saying find any hobo, or Belgie but don't rule out people based on their status...if you're looking for salt and pepper, there is a reason they are older, single and looking for a younger women...douchebags. They probably owe alimony and child support...so no Valentino shoes for you.

I want it all or nothing at all. So either way it's a win win for me.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I was actually talking about me as the douche in this instance.

I know, I was just... oh never mind... joke ruined.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hahahah!!!!! Should I answer this?

Yes. 1MOREMOD said all of them and Axius said something about his own hands.

[ASBSECU E93]

Mr Tonka and jtodd_fl - these last few posts have been EPIC....Makes me wish for Florida...Oh, wait - I'll be in FL sometime in May

Sara504 - All or nothing...? Enjoy being forever alone

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hahahah!!!!! Should I answer this?

yes

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

How many orgasms have you faked?

Originally Posted by Sara504

Hahahah!!!!! Should I answer this?

Yes Sara504 we really need to know it ?
Note : With me ...no need to fake ..

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mr Tonka and jtodd_fl - these last few posts have been EPIC....Makes me wish for Florida...Oh, wait - I'll be in FL sometime in May

Oh just wait... Florida holds all kind of roadside wonders...
- Random stops in the middle lane because they don't know if this is where they turn left of US41
- Reversing up the offramp, cuz... wtf knows... cuz Florida I guess
- The no-look three lane cross, my personal fave
- The "don't you know who I am" asshat who summers in the Hamptons so he figured he can do whatever to whomever whenever while visiting his winter home here (see all behaviors above and more)
- The "cross highway" sprint - possibly because Federales are in the area, but maybe just going to Publix - hard to tell
- The "25 in a 50" maneuver, popular amongst the nonagenarians
- The "100 in a 25" maneuver, popular with the "gangsta's" in Mom's Camry

Bring a spotting list... you will want to make sure you get full credit for all the Florida madness you witness

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yes Sara504 we really need to know it ?
Note : With me ...no need to fake ..

Note further: It is not because he is great, it is because he doesn't care if you get off... he'll be done, have had a smoke and fast asleep by the time you even know he finished.