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      03-03-2016, 09:38 AM   #5853
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Zero. I believe there have been some that just assumed it happened and did not inquire further.
Kinda 1/2 ?
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      03-03-2016, 09:53 AM   #5854
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavio_Briatore

The terms, 'Gangster' and 'Crim', come to mind.
Dude's got a point on F1, though.
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      03-03-2016, 09:55 AM   #5855
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Dude's got a point on F1, though.
For sure.

THIS: "It is no longer a sport of gladiators, it is a sport of accountants."

Edit: No offense. (heh)
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      03-03-2016, 10:01 AM   #5856
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How was jungle fever night in nc? Didn't spend the night, you sly dog?
Twas good. I have to be a gentleman first before I let the crazy out.
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      03-03-2016, 10:03 AM   #5857
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For sure.

THIS: "It is no longer a sport of gladiators, it is a sport of accountants."

Edit: No offense. (heh)
None taken. I remember sitting in my college accounting courses, looking at the people around me, and thinking "what have I done??"
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      03-03-2016, 10:07 AM   #5858
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Twas good. I have to be a gentleman first before I let the crazy out.
Crazy gentlemen are what the people want.
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For sure.

THIS: "It is no longer a sport of gladiators, it is a sport of accountants."

Edit: No offense. (heh)
My favorite sport, ruined.
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      03-03-2016, 10:09 AM   #5860
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But..., I care about bacon.
There, I fixed it for you.
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None taken. I remember sitting in my college accounting courses, looking at the people around me, and thinking "what have I done??"
I said this exact thing the last time I went into Walmart.
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Crazy gentlemen are what the people want.
Well good. I'm on the right track then.

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There, I fixed it for you.
BUT...., I LOVE BACON.
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      03-03-2016, 10:23 AM   #5863
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What did the five fingers say to the face?!?

SLAP!!!!
I swear you were conceived via anal sex
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I swear you were conceived via anal sex
Best one so far.
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What did the five fingers say to the face?!?

SLAP!!!!
I swear you were conceived via anal sex
Damn girl....you're throwing haymakers this morning.

...but since we're on the topic of anal....do you prefer knuckle deep or balls deep anal?
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Damn girl....you're throwing haymakers this morning.

...but since we're on the topic of anal....do you prefer knuckle deep or balls deep anal?
We don't know you that well... you will need to explain which one is deeper in your case.
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Damn girl....you're throwing haymakers this morning.

...but since we're on the topic of anal....do you prefer knuckle deep or balls deep anal?
We don't know you that well... you will need to explain which one is deeper in your case.
Well played...

FTR - I have freakishly large hands....either way, would not be pleasant for her.
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Word. Check that out down there...
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Word. Check that out down there...
That's what he said....
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Word. Check that out down there...
My balls misused..
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Damn girl....you're throwing haymakers this morning.

...but since we're on the topic of anal....do you prefer knuckle deep or balls deep anal?
Where do us elbow deepers cast our votes?
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