Ask a girl anything?

shoei · 03-04-2016, 01:12 PM

[QUOTE=Verbiage]

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Originally Posted by Axius

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BRO HOLY FUCK.

jtodd_fl I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

All of you need to stop being sissies !!! Page after page of leg humping and a couple of teenie tiny innocent pics of toes that may or may not be overdue for a pedicure and everyone loses their minds...

But verbiage, the next time you manage to get a girl into bed, and just as you're about to insert, I want this image to burn through your retinal cortex... And then report back and tell us what happened...

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:12 PM

[QUOTE=Verbiage;19508267]

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Originally Posted by Axius

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BRO HOLY FUCK.

jtodd_fl I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

OMFG... and right at the top of 271? Seriously.
Time to light this thread up and burn it the fuck down.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

But verbiage, the next time you manage to get a girl into bed, and just as you're about to insert, I want this image to burn through your retinal cortex... And then report back and tell us what happened...

This is terrible.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OMFG... and right at the top of 271? Seriously.
Time to light this thread up and burn it the fuck down.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

This is terrible.

Those are Alicia Keys feet! *There ruined masturbation for you too.*

Axius · 03-04-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

All of you need to stop being sissies !!! Page after page of leg humping and a couple of teenie tiny innocent pics of toes that may or may not be overdue for a pedicure and everyone loses their minds...

But verbiage, the next time you manage to get a girl into bed, and just as you're about to insert, I want this image to burn through your retinal cortex... And then report back and tell us what happened...

I love to suck on toes, and now I will never look at toes the same.

What am I supposed to tell the women? I'm toe abstinent now?

I CAN'T BE THAT GUY. IM SUPPOSED TO BE MR SUPER FEET SUCKER 5000.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Those are Alicia Keys feet! *There ruined masturbation for you too.*

I can't believe you've done this!

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I can't believe you've done this!

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F30lolz · 03-04-2016, 02:55 PM

271 pages and the most important question hasn't been asked yet.

bimmette · 03-04-2016, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

271 pages and the most important question hasn't been asked yet.

No, we won't sleep with you.

M2BMW · 03-04-2016, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, we won't sleep with you.

Who said anything about sleeping?

F30lolz · 03-04-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, we won't sleep with you.

I wouldn't want you if you paid me

///M Power-Belgium · 03-04-2016, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

271 pages and the most important question hasn't been asked yet.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-04-2016, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, we won't sleep with you.

bimmette · 03-04-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, we won't sleep with you.

I wouldn't want you if you paid me

Your wife tried to get rid of you for free but I stand by my no.

MKSixer · 03-04-2016, 03:48 PM

shoei
jtodd_fl

You guys are the worse.
Mods, burn this thread. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

shoei
jtodd_fl

You guys are the worse.
Mods, burn this thread. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it.

Sorry - just scroll down and look at the cute girl in the picture Belgie posted. Even though, knowing Phillippe, that girl was asleep when he entered the bed and has no idea he is in there... makes that picture a lot creepier!

Biorin · 03-04-2016, 08:38 PM

What the fuck has occurred here?

Axius · 03-04-2016, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No, we won't sleep with you.

What about me?

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Originally Posted by Biorin

What the fuck has occurred here?

Everything that shouldn't have.

MKSixer · 03-04-2016, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

What the fuck has occurred here?

What...WTF has gone on here?!!?!
A complete breakdown of BP-OT civilization. Those feet crossed the line.

Arcades · 03-04-2016, 10:48 PM

You are all hopeless.

stvding · 03-04-2016, 11:00 PM

I read 20 pages and I gave up...

MKSixer · 03-04-2016, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stvding

I read 20 pages and I gave up...

Stay off 270 and 271 for your own good. Trust me on this.
Stay away.

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