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      03-08-2016, 11:21 AM   #6007
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Because they know your not interested and want to try and reel you in, and when you stop caring more and more, you come off masculine instead of needy. They want your attention. I'm a 1-2 hour replier unless texting friends.
We have a winner. Good insight grasshopper, you have completed your training.
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      03-08-2016, 11:23 AM   #6008
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Because they know your not interested and want to try and reel you in, and when you stop caring more and more, you come off masculine instead of needy. They want your attention. I'm a 1-2 hour replier unless texting friends.
You're today's thread winner with post 6009.
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      03-08-2016, 11:31 AM   #6009
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We have a winner. Good insight grasshopper, you have completed your training.
What do we work on next, potty training? I accidentally threw out the manual.

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You're today's thread winner with post 6009.
I'm afraid of what the 00 in between is..., I hope not two fat chicks.
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      03-08-2016, 11:33 AM   #6010
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Because they know your not interested and want to try and reel you in, and when you stop caring more and more, you come off masculine instead of needy. They want your attention. I'm a 1-2 hour replier unless texting friends.

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      03-08-2016, 11:37 AM   #6011
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What do we work on next, potty training? I accidentally threw out the manual.



I'm afraid of what the 00 in between is..., I hope not two fat chicks.
Be A man pee where you want.
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      03-08-2016, 11:39 AM   #6012
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Be A man pee where you want.
I think I got put on some CIA list for doing that though.
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      03-08-2016, 11:43 AM   #6013
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I think I got put on some CIA list for doing that though.
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      03-08-2016, 11:43 AM   #6014
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Speaking of women......

Hey Axius - how'd the weekend go

I didn't hear a peep from you, so......it went well?
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      03-08-2016, 11:45 AM   #6015
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Speaking of women......

Hey Axius - how'd the weekend go

I didn't hear a peep from you, so......it went well?

It went well on a few accounts, but bailing for various reasons. Had a better connection with fappucinno girl.


Also talking to another girl that seems pretty cool, shes on SB down in FL but we're setting something up when she gets back.
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      03-08-2016, 11:54 AM   #6016
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What do we work on next, potty training? I accidentally threw out the manual.



I'm afraid of what the 00 in between is..., I hope not two fat chicks.
lol i almost wrote that you won because your post is the fat 69 post.
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      03-08-2016, 11:55 AM   #6017
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Shit, all these threads are combining again.
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      03-08-2016, 11:56 AM   #6018
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I think I got put on some CIA list for doing that though.
Could be recruitment they take men.
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      03-08-2016, 11:57 AM   #6019
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Shit, all these threads are combining again.
It's cuz of this... we are bending the very fabric of space-time.
https://www.insidescience.org/conten...y-reality/2936
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It's cuz of this... we are bending the very fabric of space-time.
https://www.insidescience.org/conten...y-reality/2936
Reading that made my head hurt.
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Reminds me of Futurama episode I saw tomorrow.
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      03-08-2016, 12:02 PM   #6023
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Why it's always the girl you're not really into that blows up your phone?
Maybe she's actually the best you can get and you need to lower your expectations.
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Maybe she's actually the best you can get and you need to lower your expectations.
Maybe you're onto something, i have this "it's a man's world" mentality when i'm seeing someone, she could be a perfect 10 and probably the best i can get but i always feel like i can do better.
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Maybe you're onto something, i have this "it's a man's world" mentality when i'm seeing someone, she could be a perfect 10 and probably the best i can get but i always feel like i can do better.
Show me the 11s?
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      03-08-2016, 12:15 PM   #6027
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Maybe you're onto something, i have this "it's a man's world" mentality when i'm seeing someone, she could be a perfect 10 and probably the best i can get but i always feel like i can do better.
Porn is your problem. For the most part, those girls aren't real as in either extreme physical modification and or photoshop. But since that's all you look at all day everyday, that has become an expectation for you. Abstain from porn for a week and i guarantee all the women around in IRL start to become better looking.
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Porn is your problem. For the most part, those girls aren't real as in either extreme physical modification and or photoshop. But since that's all you look at all day everyday, that has become an expectation for you. Abstain from porn for a week and i guarantee all the women around in IRL start to become better looking.
I think photoshopped magazines and advertisements are more unrealistic than porn, as far as looks go.
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