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      10-23-2015, 01:33 AM   #595
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Well isn't it sad to make real friends via internet?

Eminem, superman. That song actually says a lot.

I have really little female friends in real life. It's always been pointless to try to form connections that just don't happen.

I was quite surprised by Tara and I getting along. It was weird. We talk about stuff and disagree or agree, form sentences and change a topic. Fucking awesome.

The be kid, Biorin, she's like us, a straight shooter. Now I have guy friends that don't take soooooooo much effort.

Well Tara hates my music. And my driving. But she's really cool which compensates.
People here are so different than people I meet in real life. I like it.
I am member of lots of forums (incl local forums), and even forum members there are too similar. SImilar hobbies. Similar views. Similar everything.

Here, it is full of different people. My favorite car forum, and first heavily active car forum for me.
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      10-23-2015, 01:33 AM   #596
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      10-23-2015, 01:34 AM   #597
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Bro.... first rule of dating. If a chick comes out and says she's never going to have sex with you, she's already completed the first step towards having sex with you..... thinking about it.

Almost without fail, if a woman says to you (without you asking) that she's never going to have sex with you, sex with her has now become a matter of when, rather than if.


Edit, bastard.

Looks like you read my post after the original posting.
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      10-23-2015, 01:36 AM   #598
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Dude that was supposed to be on call while I was at wedding drove company truck to meth house and got arrested/fired
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I learned something over the past few days...at home I am a 5 on the hotness scale, but....in Utah, I am a solid 9, maybe 9.5.
That only matters if the opposite sex isn't also tracking the same way.
You shut it!!! Go back to SSOTT where you belong.

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      10-23-2015, 02:19 AM   #600
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You shut it!!! Go back to SSOTT where you belong.

Lups called me an Internet 11. That's the best thing to happen to me in the last 48 hours.
Yah, so?! Ssott criteria is different. I count as a human there so ...
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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So the only ones with questions were the east coasters who have gone to sleep?
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I am still here. MT timer.
Watching DIY on Toyota. Trying to learn how to do timing belt, but I think that is out of my league.
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So the only ones with questions were the east coasters who have gone to sleep?
My happy ass is still up...and still in Dallas:
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My happy ass is still up...and still in Dallas:
So, what are you rated in Dallas? I was rated 1 (out of 10) in LA, but I was rated 3 in Dallas/Plano area.
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So the only ones with questions were the east coasters who have gone to sleep?
My happy ass is still up...and still in Dallas:
Oh wow! I've only flown through Dallas. Texas would be...interesting.
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So the only ones with questions were the east coasters who have gone to sleep?
So my social calendar needed to be posted. Thanks Tara.

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I am still here. MT timer.
Watching DIY on Toyota. Trying to learn how to do timing belt, but I think that is out of my league.
make it worse. Really man, just lie!

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My happy ass is still up...and still in Dallas:
I love Texas. My huge ass would look small there.
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So my social calendar needed to be posted. Thanks Tara.

make it worse. Really man, just lie!

I love Texas. My huge ass would look small there.
After DIY on starter motor on Toyota, I felt real good. Of course, it is easy shit compare to Timing belt. After watching 9:02 out of 14min video on timing belt, I am totally lost. It is like brain surgery.

Oh, if you think TX will make your ass fine, if you go to AR,MO, or MS, your ass will be consider extremely small.
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Ok, well then I'm going to sleep early today. My shift here was uneventful. I pass the baton to Lups and soon Biorin will be up.
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After DIY on starter motor on Toyota, I felt real good. Of course, it is easy shit compare to Timing belt. After watching 9:02 out of 14min video on timing belt, I am totally lost. It is like brain surgery.

Oh, if you think TX will make your ass fine, if you go to AR,MO, or MS, your ass will be consider extremely small.
Yeah, I'm scared of those states.

I'm like the biggest judgmental hippie there is. And my mild issues with not backing down, I'd be shot at the border.

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Ok, well then I'm going to sleep early today. My shift here was uneventful. I pass the baton to Lups and soon Biorin will be up.
Thanks sis, I'll take over since I don't sleep!
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So my social calendar needed to be posted. Thanks Tara.

make it worse. Really man, just lie!

I love Texas. My huge ass would look small there.
After DIY on starter motor on Toyota, I felt real good. Of course, it is easy shit compare to Timing belt. After watching 9:02 out of 14min video on timing belt, I am totally lost. It is like brain surgery.

Oh, if you think TX will make your ass fine, if you go to AR,MO, or MS, your ass will be consider extremely small.
Dude - bite the bullet and let someone do that for you.

Spend a little $$ and stop being a tight ass. I know you made a little today
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I missed a lot after falling asleep at 8:30 yesterday, huh?


Cliff notes from any answers made?
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Ok, well then I'm going to sleep early today. My shift here was uneventful. I pass the baton to Lups and soon Biorin will be up.
I went to bed last night at 9pm...slept until 4:30am...first time I got >7 hours in a long long time. Woke up had breakfast, went to the gym, showered and made it to work at 7am where I plan to be as unproductive as I can today.

I find it deadsville in OT in the morning...psht West Coasters.
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      10-23-2015, 08:14 AM   #613
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I plan to be as unproductive as I can today.
+100000. I'm in slack off mode today.


And we need cliff notes at least 4 times a day the way this thread has been going.
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+100000. I'm in slack off mode today.


And we need cliff notes at least 4 times a day the way this thread has been going.
hell yeah we do

I'm guessing it was uneventful
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Ok time for a new question.

Apparently the trend among 20 something guys now is Dad Bods. Which I translate as "acceleration of middle aged fat and soft". Guys do it because they think women find it sexy. Or at least that's their excuse - probably a lifetime of Doritos and Xbox has more to do with it. So the question to you ladies is;

WTF is that?
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      10-23-2015, 08:43 AM   #616
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I think "Dad Bod" is just an excuse for guys who are too lazy to work out, but want to fulfill their self esteem issues due to their laziness.

Ask any chick, and more often than not, so long as the guy isn't a huge flaming douche, a guy that's even somewhat cut is going to be far more desirable than a skinny dude with a gut or a chunky guy. Personality plays a large factor though.


It's like asking guys out there if they're looking for chicks with "mom bods". I mean, I wouldn't turn it down, but I'm completely superficial and usually go for chicks that are cut. Living a healthy life with exercise is important.
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