Ask a girl anything?

Axius · 03-14-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol look at the username.

Dude, I'm not who you think I am. I know he is not who I say he is.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If i reported you, i'd be happy to fess up to it. But i didn't, so fuck off.

No shit, not to mention how petty is it to report someone. That's some grade A middle school bullshit.

Still curious who reported Billup and had him banned, but we all know that person will never fess up either.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, I'm not who you think I am. I know he is not who I say he is.

But what if you are who I say he is not? Or am what he said you is? Then who be are what you said he is me?

1MOREMOD · 03-14-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

But what if you are who I say he is not? Or am what he said you is? Then who be are what you said he is me?

Translate! I can be none other than myself. Ya heard.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If i reported you, i'd be happy to fess up to it. But i didn't, so fuck off.

What's going on in here!

V2.0 · 03-14-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

There have been few people on BP that make me want to punch them in the mouth based on principle, but you are one of them.

Then i remember that you're bipolar, a little slow and came from the shallow end of the gene pool which makes me start feeling sorry for you. That usually lessens the desire to beat you to a pulp with your keyboard.

If i reported you, i'd be happy to fess up to it. But i didn't, so fuck off.

You're mad. Your leg humping schtick is you're holy. Lol

You dont even own a BMW, you're a married man. Can't you find women on the RR forums?

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Translate! I can be none other than myself. Ya heard.

Well, Ax said that he is not who he said he is that I am what he said the new guy isn't, but I was just saying that the new guy is who he says he is trying to be, so I was just clarifying that.

Mr Tonka · 03-14-2016, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by V2.0

You're mad. Your leg humping schtick is you're holy. Lol

You dont even own a BMW, you're a married man. Can't you find women on the RR forums?

You mad because you can't get anyone to like your posts without having tits and ass in them?

V2.0 · 03-14-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You mad because you can't get anyone to like your posts without having tits and ass in them?

I think that guy got plenty people to like his aviation pics. Shows how fake and full of it you are.

Mr Tonka · 03-14-2016, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by V2.0

I think that guy got plenty people to like his aviation pics. Shows how fake and full of it you are.

That's right, you're a long time lurker who joined this month. My bad, thought you were some other douche who took a few posts personally and then developed a hard on for me.

Carry on, new guy, who nobody knows, especially with such a cryptic new user name.

shoei · 03-14-2016, 01:16 PM

Well... I hadn't been on in awhile, I just remembered why, lol...

There's more drama in here than after wine and cocktail hour on one of those reality wife shows... This one could be The Real Housewives of Bimmerpost...

Clearly I missed something... One day off of here is like a month in the real world... Does anyone know of old man ASB finally got his walker installed? I mean, his supercharger ??

1MOREMOD · 03-14-2016, 01:17 PM

Yes he did. Think he put it into a tree already.

V2.0 · 03-14-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

That's right, you're a long time lurker who joined this month. My bad, thought you were some other douche who took a few posts personally and then developed a hard on for me.

Carry on, new guy, who no body knows, especially with such a cryptic new user name.

I also liked all the classic cars pics he posted, not just tits and ass.

You have no shame, when you posted pics of your fat ass in briefs for the girls, nobody turned you in.

Verbiage · 03-14-2016, 01:21 PM

Wait, does this mean I can post myself up in briefs?

Wait, I don't wear briefs.

Axius · 03-14-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Clearly I missed something... One day off of here is like a month in the real world... Does anyone know of old man ASB finally got his walker installed? I mean, his supercharger ??

He did, he also took me for a ride on the very first day after I wine and dined him at Buffalo Wild Wings. The M is no joke. ASB has redeemed himself!

V2.0 · 03-14-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

He did, he also took me for a ride on the very first day after I wine and dined him at Buffalo Wild Wings. The M is no joke. ASB has redeemed himself!

And i thought i was going to impress you with my 320i.

Axius · 03-14-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by V2.0

And i thought i was going to impress you with my 320i.

I have a 320i I keep in my backyard that I take dumps on when I don't feel like using the bathroom inside.

shoei · 03-14-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

Clearly I missed something... One day off of here is like a month in the real world... Does anyone know of old man ASB finally got his walker installed? I mean, his supercharger ??

He did, he also took me for a ride on the very first day after I wine and dined him at Buffalo Wild Wings. The M is no joke. ASB has redeemed himself!

All he could afford was Buffalo Wild Wings??!! That cheap bastid !! It's the McDonald's of chicken wings !!! I just had the BEST chicken wings this weekend too... I would rape, pillage and burn this place down for one more wing...

(But congrats on the SC !!! Only took a year too... ? but that e93 must be bad ass now !! )

Need vids, Father Time... Lots of vids...

shoei · 03-14-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes he did. Think he put it into a tree already.

Oh lovely... Now the inaugural wait-a-year-for-ASB-to-choose-a-body shop-with-cheapest-price begins... Might be longer than a year actually...

UncleWede · 03-14-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh lovely... Now the inaugural wait-a-year-for-ASB-to-choose-a-body shop-with-cheapest-price begins... Might be longer than a year actually...

Adjuster will push him to make a sooner decision

Axius · 03-14-2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

All he could afford was Buffalo Wild Wings??!! That cheap bastid !! It's the McDonald's of chicken wings !!! I just had the BEST chicken wings this weekend too... I would rape, pillage and burn this place down for one more wing...

(But congrats on the SC !!! Only took a year too... ? but that e93 must be bad ass now !! )

Need vids, Father Time... Lots of vids...

No no. I'm the cheap bastard. I wine and dined him in exchange for a ride in the SC'd M. We didn't get wings, burger and a sandwich. Oh and beer. And he wrote a love note about me to the waitress on the back of the receipt..., she never called.

Mr Tonka · 03-14-2016, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, does this mean I can post myself up in briefs?

Wait, I don't wear briefs.

Boxer briefs. And you'd join the club of Ax, ASB and myself. But be careful, some members may become infatuated with you because of it.

Axius · 03-14-2016, 01:40 PM

People keep propositioning me for more pics in my little briefs. I just keep sending them out, regular ol' sluttin it up.

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