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      03-14-2016, 03:11 PM   #6469
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      03-14-2016, 04:44 PM   #6470
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That guy was a jerk, but that is a good quote.
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      03-14-2016, 04:48 PM   #6471
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Genes and jeans!



That guy was a jerk, but that is a good quote.
I feel like i'm in the cool kids club now. Where's SS?
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      03-14-2016, 04:55 PM   #6472
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What I mean is... He's got too much estrogen as it is...
Take some arimidex.
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      03-14-2016, 04:56 PM   #6473
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Do you want feet pics again? Cuz this is how you get feet pic...
NO FEET.

I am not kidding here. I'm still fuq'd from the last round of toes.
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      03-14-2016, 04:57 PM   #6474
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What I mean is... He's got too much estrogen as it is...
Take some arimidex.
I had to google that... Was worth it for the laughs... Applicable and makes sense...
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      03-14-2016, 04:58 PM   #6475
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I had to google that... Was worth it for the laughs... Applicable and makes sense...
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      03-14-2016, 05:09 PM   #6476
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NO FEET.

I am not kidding here. I'm still fuq'd from the last round of toes.
I don't mind sucking on some cute little toes, but man, they really killed the whole foot thing I had going with those last posts.
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      03-14-2016, 05:13 PM   #6477
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I don't mind sucking on some cute little toes, but man, they really killed the whole foot thing I had going with those last posts.
I can't even look at MY OWN feet now and I have nice feet.
Feet. Ruined.
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      03-14-2016, 05:15 PM   #6478
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All your feet are half-covered. It's seeing those nasty 271 toes that lets you really appreciate sucking on a nice set, with sandal strap tan lines, and just a piece or three of sand.
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I can't even look at MY OWN feet now and I have nice feet.
Feet. Ruined.
I've gone so far as to take a shower with socks on, just so I don't have to look at the bastards.


We're officially ruined men. Wasted goods. Nobody will want us anymore.
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      03-14-2016, 05:21 PM   #6480
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Maybe to get us all over the foot thing and back on topic (for OT)...
LADIES! Biorin bimmette Sara504 Lups

Would you please post pictures of your feet? Doesn't have to be fetishy... whatever you are cool with. Shod or unshod. I will give you a personal "no masturbation guarantee" on your feet - these other weirdos... I cannot speak for them. Feet please to solve two problems at once.
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All this faux crying means - you want more smexy feet pics !!! Let me consult the Oracle (aka Google pics) for you guys... Brb...
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Maybe to get us all over the foot thing and back on topic (for OT)...
LADIES! Biorin bimmette Sara504 Lups

Would you please post pictures of your feet? Doesn't have to be fetishy... whatever you are cool with. Shod or unshod. I will give you a personal "no masturbation guarantee" on your feet - these other weirdos... I cannot speak for them. Feet please to solve two problems at once.
Great thinking from my doppelgänger. Push out the bad with the good! And in this case, the bad is exceptionally bad.
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All this faux crying means - you want more smexy feet pics !!! Let me consult the Oracle (aka Google pics) for you guys... Brb...
*In corner crying*
Stop. Please. Just. Stop.
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Maybe to get us all over the foot thing and back on topic (for OT)...
LADIES! Biorin bimmette Sara504 Lups

Would you please post pictures of your feet? Doesn't have to be fetishy... whatever you are cool with. Shod or unshod. I will give you a personal "no masturbation guarantee" on your feet - these other weirdos... I cannot speak for them. Feet please to solve two problems at once.
Way to take it from gross to creepy in 2.7 seconds...
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      03-14-2016, 05:29 PM   #6485
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Way to take it from gross to creepy in 2.7 seconds...
That's where we live bro
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      03-14-2016, 05:41 PM   #6486
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All this faux crying means - you want more smexy feet pics !!! Let me consult the Oracle (aka Google pics) for you guys... Brb...
I mean, I'd be a liar if I said I wouldn't suck on Sara, Biorin, or Bimmettes toes. I'd include Lups, but she is a hard working man, so his feet are probably a little rough for my tastings.
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      03-14-2016, 05:57 PM   #6487
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Way to take it from gross to creepy in 2.7 seconds...
Will work on improving my time. Must be the sound deadening slowing me down.
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      03-14-2016, 05:58 PM   #6488
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Will work on improving my time. Must be the sound deadening slowing me down.
Atta boy.
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Yes...we've seen.
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