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View Poll Results: What is your housewife mobile?
M3 / M4 (I know one person who will choose this) 8 12.70%
X5 / X6 (I need to see over other cars...) 11 17.46%
X3 (All the performance of a CRV, twice the price) 2 3.17%
X1 (I hate station wagons, just drive a pretend one) 3 4.76%
Other German sedan/coupe (please describe below. Unless it is a B class. Then just go away) 6 9.52%
Other German SUV (please describe your brand of awful below) 6 9.52%
A domestic (don't bother explaining what kind, nobody cares) 6 9.52%
An estate/wagon (you have my total respect) 1 1.59%
3 series / 5 series (please describe below...then we can decide if we will mock you) 9 14.29%
Something else (please describe below) 17 26.98%
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      09-18-2015, 09:36 AM   #45
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I knew what you meant as I was just trolling . FWIW, Sally isn't her name
figured as much on both points.
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Not my wife yet but she drives an Audi A4.
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      09-18-2015, 10:50 AM   #48
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Myz gotta say, you make the best polls. The best.
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      09-18-2015, 11:09 AM   #49
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Wife isnt a housewife. The term alone would irritate her. She has a better career than most guys. Drives a new modded X6M and can drive my M5 whenever she wants. Lesson for the newlyweds. Happy wife = Happy life.
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      09-18-2015, 11:34 AM   #50
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The E90 is the wife's DD. I, on the other hand, DD a 2002 GMC Sonoma, with platci wheel wells, but it's a 5-speed!
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Wife isnt a housewife. The term alone would irritate her. She has a better career than most guys. Drives a new modded X6M and can drive my M5 whenever she wants. Lesson for the newlyweds. Happy wife = Happy life.
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Wife isnt a housewife. The term alone would irritate her. She has a better career than most guys. Drives a new modded X6M and can drive my M5 whenever she wants. Lesson for the newlyweds. Happy wife = Happy life.
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      09-18-2015, 12:14 PM   #53
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Where is the 1-series? Ultimate girl car...
my 1 series is quite the girl car, with 350 hp and 400 lb ft of torque. lol i feel manly enough in it...

Oh and the wife drives a 2011 Kia Sorento, which has been a great car btw.
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      09-18-2015, 12:29 PM   #54
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Her's is the AW. She wouldn't stop driving mine so I got her one lol.

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my 1 series is quite the girl car, with 350 hp and 400 lb ft of torque. lol i feel manly enough in it...

Oh and the wife drives a 2011 Kia Sorento, which has been a great car btw.
As long as YOU like it, then that's all that matters mate!
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Where is the 1-series? Ultimate girl car...

Damn. I better get to Victoria's Secret and buy some panties so I can drive my car.
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Damn. I better get to Victoria's Secret and buy some panties so I can drive my car.
THAT explains the strange attraction I feel over the internet
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Myz gotta say, you make the best polls. The best.
Well i spent a whole 3 minutes in carefully crafting this one before i posted it, so it must be all the care and attention i place in my polls....

I dunno. We just share a sarcastic sense of humour so it works for you and i....

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The E90 is the wife's DD. I, on the other hand, DD a 2002 GMC Sonoma, with platci wheel wells, but it's a 5-speed!
.....now that is a man who loves his wife.

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Wife isnt a housewife. The term alone would irritate her. She has a better career than most guys. Drives a new modded X6M and can drive my M5 whenever she wants. Lesson for the newlyweds. Happy wife = Happy life.
not sure mine is really a 'housewife' either (or that lups is, and she was the one who suggested a poll like this)

but agree completely on the latter point.

i probably have more of Lucy's km's than my wife does, but unless i happen to be out and about (or 'oot and aboot' as we canadians say) in Lucy, my wife is likely to be rippin around in her somewhere.....

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Came here expecting pictures of housewives on stripper poles. I'll see myself out
sorry, all we got is cee lo man....

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I'm more concerned with the way they drive, not what they drive...swear to God one of them almost kills me on a daily basis.
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I'm more concerned with the way they drive, not what they drive...swear to God one of them almost kills me on a daily basis.
Housewives in particular?

How do you know they are housewives and not just women drivers?
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