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      08-31-2016, 12:06 AM   #45
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
"Gramma"

WUT? WUT?! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR GRAMMAR.

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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
Dat's right, mofo... We has gon done gone to scoo at same place...

Speaking of which... We went on a field trip to your high school though... It was quite fascinating... A part of American culture... Saw your name scratched into the logs too...

*ASB is 5th child on the left for reference
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      08-31-2016, 12:11 AM   #48
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You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
Gramma?? Is that you??

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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
Dat's right, mofo... We has gon done gone to scoo at same place...

Speaking of which... We went on a field trip to your high school though... It was quite fascinating... A part of American culture... Saw your name scratched into the logs too...

*ASB is 5th child on the left for reference
Got dammit!!

You're both old!! Get that through your heads! I did not go to school with you dammit!!

This is shoei taking it up the butt in preschool
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
Dat's right, mofo... We has gon done gone to scoo at same place...

Speaking of which... We went on a field trip to your high school though... It was quite fascinating... A part of American culture... Saw your name scratched into the logs too...

*ASB is 5th child on the left for reference
Got dammit!!

You're both old!! Get that through your heads! I did not go to school with you dammit!!

This is shoei taking it up the butt in preschool
Keep it up and you know what's in store...

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Scoo?!?!?!

This is the gift that keeps on giving!!!!!
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No I'm not older and alien blood gives me advantages, isnt social security coming soon for you?
You're drinking the shoei kool-aid.....

Lies, ALL LIES!!
Uhhhh you are in denial... Father Time has you on speed dial... 50 Shades of Grey has a whole different meaning for you...
So says the guy who's closer to SSI than the day he was born
This doesn't make any sense... I'm a metric fuck ton younger than you !!!! You has no grounds !!!!
I 'has' no grounds...?!?!

Did you and smoosh go to gramma school together...?
Dat's right, mofo... We has gon done gone to scoo at same place...

Speaking of which... We went on a field trip to your high school though... It was quite fascinating... A part of American culture... Saw your name scratched into the logs too...

*ASB is 5th child on the left for reference
Got dammit!!

You're both old!! Get that through your heads! I did not go to school with you dammit!!

This is shoei taking it up the butt in preschool
Keep it up and you know what's in store...

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Ha Ha!!!

Gone to Scoo...?

Scoo?!?!?!

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Was mocking you, you Metamucil sipping, depends wearing old fart !!!
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Ha Ha!!!

Gone to Scoo...?

Scoo?!?!?!

This is the gift that keeps on giving!!!!!
Was mocking you, you Metamucil sipping, depends wearing old fart !!!
Scoo

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Hey Axius given your Detroit connection, was Billup a connection to Chauncy or just purely .... something else.
It's too long of a drive for him.
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It's too long of a drive for a HUG.....you meant to say?!?!
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