Creepy Clown Sightings

Aatish · 10-05-2016, 11:25 PM

Banana Hammock · 10-05-2016, 11:35 PM

Skip to about 50 seconds.

jtodd_fl · 10-05-2016, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Then they should baby them and nurture them. Keep them moist.

Yes, water them often. Tend to them with a firm, but gentle hand. Usually wearing a glove in the beginning, but able to work without a glove after tending to it for a long time.

jtodd_fl · 10-05-2016, 11:40 PM

This reminds me of a joke.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Yeah, dumb. But hilarious when you're 13, like I was when I heard it.

Banana Hammock · 10-05-2016, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This reminds me of a joke.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Yeah, dumb. But hilarious when you're 13, like I was when I heard it.

During his magic act, a Mexican magician counted uno...dos, and vanished with out a trace.

jtodd_fl · 10-05-2016, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duck fat

During his magic act, a Mexican magician counted uno...dos, and vanished with out a trace.

Aatish · 10-05-2016, 11:56 PM

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they're stuffed

PINeely · 10-06-2016, 12:07 AM

No Mississippi clown sightings that I've heard of. Everybody carries around here. Maybe it's a coincidence?

BrennanF30 · 10-06-2016, 12:33 AM

It's stretched as far as Northern Ireland now, with a few spotted in Belfast City.

PA135i · 10-06-2016, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they're stuffed

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

because their peckers are on their face.

PA135i · 10-06-2016, 11:02 AM

Got one....

shay2nak · 10-06-2016, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpnh

Here's the creepiest of creepy clowns

Just LOOK at that face.....the clown is built in....no makeup required

Dude looks like Violator in Spawn!

PA135i · 10-06-2016, 12:27 PM

send in the clowns..... lalala

Mike. · 10-06-2016, 08:55 PM

theyre all over this god damn island

F80_M · 10-06-2016, 10:30 PM

I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.

jtodd_fl · 10-06-2016, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F80_M

I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.

They know we're armed down here. They're clowns, not idiots.

mbanks21 · 10-07-2016, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F80_M

I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.

I've seen a bunch of news stories in St. Pete/Pinellas. One was a 12 year old posting he's going to kill a bunch of grade schoolers. He was arrested though, pretty sure he's gonna be charged with a felony/terrorism.

M_Six · 10-07-2016, 04:09 PM

It's getting ridiculous on both sides.

1. It shouldn't be illegal to wear a clown mask.
2. Despite #1 above, you have to be a serious dumbass to follow a school bus wearing a clown mask, especially when one of the kids on the bus is yours.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/201...LDP/story.html

10-05-2016, 11:25 PM	#45
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)
	Appreciate 2 jtodd_fl6709.00 Mr Tonka6060.50 Quote

10-05-2016, 11:35 PM	#46
Banana Hammock Beefcake 3738 Rep 711 Posts Drives: R32 GTR Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (2)	Skip to about 50 seconds.
	Appreciate 2 F80_M808.00 Cattivo691.50 Quote

10-05-2016, 11:40 PM	#48
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	This reminds me of a joke. What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. Yeah, dumb. But hilarious when you're 13, like I was when I heard it. __________________ This space for rent.
	Appreciate 3 bimmette6435.50 Aatish3475.50 Mr Tonka6060.50 Quote

10-05-2016, 11:56 PM	#51
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they're stuffed __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
	Appreciate 1 jtodd_fl6709.00 Quote

10-06-2016, 12:07 AM	#52
PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1080 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	No Mississippi clown sightings that I've heard of. Everybody carries around here. Maybe it's a coincidence?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-06-2016, 11:02 AM	#55
PA135i Brigadier General 972 Rep 3,323 Posts Drives: 08 135i 08 CR-V Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania iTrader: (0)	Got one.... Attached Images __________________ Sparkling Graphite Metallic / 6MT / Terracotta Boston Leather / Sport Package / Comfort Access system / Gray Poplar wood trim / Heated front seats / iPod and USB adapter / HD radio / Premium hi-fi system / OE Tuning / VRSF Intercooler & charge pipe / BMW Performance short shift kit / BMW M Performance Handbrake Handle / BMW Stainless steel pedals / V1 hardwired / rear sun shades *Pennsylvania 20 electoral votes*
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-06-2016, 12:27 PM	#57
PA135i Brigadier General 972 Rep 3,323 Posts Drives: 08 135i 08 CR-V Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania iTrader: (0)	send in the clowns..... lalala Attached Images __________________ Sparkling Graphite Metallic / 6MT / Terracotta Boston Leather / Sport Package / Comfort Access system / Gray Poplar wood trim / Heated front seats / iPod and USB adapter / HD radio / Premium hi-fi system / OE Tuning / VRSF Intercooler & charge pipe / BMW Performance short shift kit / BMW M Performance Handbrake Handle / BMW Stainless steel pedals / V1 hardwired / rear sun shades *Pennsylvania 20 electoral votes*
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-06-2016, 08:55 PM	#58
Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2043 Rep 2,973 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	theyre all over this god damn island __________________ [CENTER] 2021 6.2L Trail Boss, 6" BDS lift, Chevy Performance intake, 35" Nitto Grapplers, 20" Fuel wheels
	Appreciate 0 Quote

10-06-2016, 10:30 PM	#59
F80_M Banned 808 Rep 2,494 Posts Drives: 1/1 PSM F80, F36, G11 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Orlando iTrader: (2)	I'm glad I have yet to see one in Tampa.
	Appreciate 1 mbanks211280.50 Quote

10-07-2016, 04:09 PM	#62
M_Six Free Thinker 19293 Rep 7,549 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	It's getting ridiculous on both sides. 1. It shouldn't be illegal to wear a clown mask. 2. Despite #1 above, you have to be a serious dumbass to follow a school bus wearing a clown mask, especially when one of the kids on the bus is yours. http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/201...LDP/story.html __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
	Appreciate 0 Quote