Two BMW employees drunk and stoned - on the job...

The Choosey begger · 03-20-2017, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 3M TAPE

Dear BMW AG,

Provide the VIN for those that were effected and issue recalls.
Thanks.

P.S - weed is immoral

They probably dont know how many cars were affected. As long as the employees dont pass out on the assembly line, i think they're allowed to work. Lol

My car has been rattle/squeak free and pretty reliable, i'd assume they were sober when they put mine together.

GRUESOM3 · 03-20-2017, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TAPE

Dear BMW AG,

Provide the VIN for those that were effected and issue recalls.
Thanks.

P.S - weed is immoral

They probably dont know how many cars were affected. As long as the employees dont pass out on the assembly line, i think they're allowed to work. Lol

My car has been rattle/squeak free and pretty reliable, i'd assume they were sober when they put mine together.

And it's not even octoberfest. Imagine what goes on then.

AIRPOWER · 03-20-2017, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by F30Andy

I knew that bag of weed I found wasn't mine!

You think the cops will buy that?

AUSf22 · 03-20-2017, 05:50 PM

hahaha!

was it 4:20 when it happened?

Brake_Late · 03-20-2017, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JNoSol

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Originally Posted by Wolf 335

I guess we have an answer to an earlier thread about an X5 with mismatched seats.

X5s are made in the US, moonshine region.

Moonshiners need fast rides too

Fake News 2017 · 03-20-2017, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JNoSol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf 335

I guess we have an answer to an earlier thread about an X5 with mismatched seats.

X5s are made in the US, moonshine region.

No doubt

NRA too, nothing like guns, weed and moonshine

Powaup · 03-20-2017, 06:23 PM

Spice and regular weed are VERY different things

M3 Number 86 · 03-20-2017, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by E90 LCI

So this explains why people are wondering why their ordered cars are taking so long

Or rattles on a 100k car lol

Torgus · 03-20-2017, 07:03 PM

spice is a good name for the stuff. Messes you up like it's like the stuff in dune. but they are idiots for doing it on the job, let alone drinking.

Needbmwpartzz · 03-20-2017, 07:16 PM

Well sH!t now the price of BMW's are going to increase again due to these guys.....and those small plastic partzz$$....OMG!!!

vinny84 · 03-20-2017, 07:49 PM

This should be an easy firing. Not sure how Germany works but here they wouldn't qualify for unemployment either and for good reason.

dzvero · 03-20-2017, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dackelone

From what I understand... these two workers fit the exhaust systems to the cars.

Makes for even more jokes!! lol

Or the differentials on M3

PARTS@STBMW · 03-20-2017, 11:51 PM

Well.....

Rupes · 03-21-2017, 01:08 AM

These guys were responsible for creating the steering feel on the M3 and M4. BMW confirmed their roles will not be filled as this task was considered unnecessary going forward.

MFNATIK · 03-21-2017, 01:31 AM

Maybe these guys were the two that installed my Comp Exhaust. Slightly crooked but only barely noticeable to me...or maybe they are the two the painted mine and Brasko LSBs

hahaha

Edinburra · 03-21-2017, 04:06 AM

"The future of these two BMW employees is uncertain". Oh not it's not!

prima_materia · 03-21-2017, 04:58 AM

BeEmVe · 03-21-2017, 08:25 AM

Think on the bright side. At least they were not also having sex in the backseat when they passed out.

rking117 · 03-21-2017, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by E90 LCI

So this explains why people are wondering why their ordered cars are taking so long

Next we will be finding Doritos scattered all over the car...

rking117 · 03-21-2017, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SD ///M4

In 1969, the summer after my freshman year of college, I briefly worked at the Chrysler Sterling Stamping Plant in Sterling Heights, MI. Among other things, I was on the line that stamped hoods and trunk lids for the Plymouth Duster. At lunch break every day we used to go out to one guy's VW microbus and get high. True story.

how many fingers do you have?

Alpine300zhp · 03-21-2017, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolf 335

I guess we have an answer to an earlier thread about an X5 with mismatched seats.

It happened at the Munich factory....x5's are made in South Carolina

ualdrivr · 03-21-2017, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dackelone

Attachment 1592253

Munich, March 20th, 3017

In today's Merkur.de (a Munich)newspaper... it has been reported that two employee's were so incapacitated, that EMT's were called in and the production line was stopped for forty minutes - back in early March. Seems the two employee's were drinking quite a lot of alcohol that day and then the decided to per take in some synthetic marijuana(called Spice over here). They were so incapacitated, they couldn't finish their work shift and passed out on the production "line". Their fellow coworkers called in the EMT emergency doctors and were taken to the hospital.

The incident happened in early March at the Munich Plant (3er sedans and wagons and M4's are made here). BMW AG acknowledges that this worker incident - cost BMW AG somewhere in the "five digits" - to stop the production line. "The damage amounts to an average five-digit amount," said the BMW spokesman.

This was the first time ever in BMW"s history, that the production line had to be stopped - due to an employee(s) being on alcohol or drugs. The future of these two BMW employees is uncertain.

Dackel

Source...
https://www.merkur.de/wirtschaft/bet...d-7904520.html

That hasn't happen yet, right? It's something that might happen in the future, as a matter of fact it will happen on March 20th. 3017.....

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