What did you learn today?

Lups · 06-29-2018, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Then why won't anyone look past my fugly?

But we do!

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Sorry to hear - probably difficult to remove her from your life too for the kids sake.

I had thought it was Kissa with the dietary issues - but hope Rabies make a comeback (that sounded odd)!

Fuck no, she is not allowed near my kids without an other adult (an approved adult) present, I never go near her. Sadly the kids have riding lessons where they need help with the horses and since I have experience, on and off the plate, I have to go there and she show up every time with her toxic words ...

since I don't expect being very good at murdering with this little practice, I kinda have to choose to not to since I still like my dorky kids.

BSM n54iS · 06-29-2018, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by knowthebattle

oh it's the series about excepting someone for who they are on inside that matters, not the mask they wear....

and BdSM n54iS....false alarm my friend, the whips and chains can be put away

Teasing is part of it

.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up

Never_Enough · 06-29-2018, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

But we do!

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Nah, this is the net, not real life.

Lups · 06-29-2018, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Nah, this is the net, not real life.

ah, I act alike here and irl.

Yapakanichi · 06-29-2018, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BdSM n54iS

Teasing is part of it

.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up

Oh I've been ready

...but this car and house keep costing me everything right now lol

Lups · 06-29-2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by knowthebattle

Oh I've been ready

...but this car and house keep costing me everything right now lol

Lups · 06-29-2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BdSM n54iS

Teasing is part of it

.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up

There should be a thread on this topic.

King Rudi · 06-29-2018, 05:28 PM

I learned that property taxes are tied to the property not to the owner, or in this case the former owner. Apparently the lady I bought my home from still owes taxes and now it is my responsibility to pay them. What used to be the American dream is bullshit. Being a home owner seems to be more of a disadvantage in this day and age. Going to college is a scam. Hard work and dedication does not pay off, it only allows others to take from you legally somehow. Seems that in this day and age the only people that have any true luxury are those that live off of the government. Catch 22 - It would be easier to live in this manner but my morals and standards won't allow it.

/rant.

TheWatchGuy · 06-29-2018, 05:40 PM

to go with my prior post in here...

i learned breakfast burritos w/ hot chili do not mix with lunch burritos w/ hot chili

and that the office bathroom has some thin walls.

808@702 · 06-30-2018, 12:41 PM

I learned that what you think is a great idea sometimes doesn't work out, and what sounds like a bad idea can turn into something great. You don't know until you go.

Turkish Pickle · 07-01-2018, 04:12 PM

i learned that i played myself

UncleWede · 07-02-2018, 11:38 PM

Today running I learned I could probably almost live along my normal route. Supplies up the wazoo for the discerning off-grid individual

Today I saw leather gloves, berries and cantaloupe, enough recycle to put some change in my pocket. There were cans of Monster and a pair of shorts. If I age a bit and start to embarrass myself there were diapers

jgoens when u drop a gift card, please make sure there is a balance left. I wouldn't really want the coffee but I was thinking all the way home how good Starbucks lemon cake would be. When you are drinking those vodka (at least a dozen I saw) you need to leave me at least enough vapors to catch a spark on the kindle

Someone was kind enough to leave a pack of Tylenol to help knees after the run

UncleWede · 07-06-2018, 05:59 PM

I learned my "command" of Spanish pronunciation is still suspect.

Wife: This rub smells like yodicks my dad used to rub on us as a kid
Me: Yodicks?
Wife: yeah, yodicks
Me (quick smellfie/peak): No, I only has 1 dicks
Wife: Yodicks I O D E X
Me: (unfortunately only) mind blown

Kooch · 07-07-2018, 07:37 AM

Never stand in a growing shadow.

evdok · 07-07-2018, 07:46 AM

I am unique

MKSixer · 07-07-2018, 07:58 AM

I really like the Mercedes G-Wagen.

Speedwell-Industries · 07-09-2018, 05:55 PM

I learned that Bimmerpost is awesome.

Dog Face Pony Soldier · 07-10-2018, 12:16 AM

Today I found a new butcher. Love their 5 for $55 deal!

Turkish Pickle · 07-16-2018, 08:45 AM

I learned/realized torque is what makes a car fun to drive, even if it's a boaty 5 series.

UncleWede · 07-16-2018, 02:53 PM

I learned (Saturday) that you can't slow down happiness. My dad got married again, my mom only passed in February. Couldn't wipe the smile off either of their faces.

MKSixer · 07-16-2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I learned (Saturday) that you can't slow down happiness. My dad got married again, my mom only passed in February. Couldn't wipe the smile off either of their faces.

I'm really happy for your dad. Nicely done on him!

Now to this thing where you're whoring yourself out...there's got to be a better way!!

Joekerr · 07-16-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I learned (Saturday) that you can't slow down happiness. My dad got married again, my mom only passed in February. Couldn't wipe the smile off either of their faces.

You mean you actually tried to wipe the smile off their faces you cruel heartless person you?

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm really happy for your dad. Nicely done on him!

Now to this thing where you're whoring yourself out...there's got to be a better way!!

Well, a certain resident numbnuts told him she was in love with his long flowing blond locks, and he just took the compliment and ran with it. Unfortunately, where he ran to was a street corner by the sounds of it...

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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13072 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	I learned that property taxes are tied to the property not to the owner, or in this case the former owner. Apparently the lady I bought my home from still owes taxes and now it is my responsibility to pay them. What used to be the American dream is bullshit. Being a home owner seems to be more of a disadvantage in this day and age. Going to college is a scam. Hard work and dedication does not pay off, it only allows others to take from you legally somehow. Seems that in this day and age the only people that have any true luxury are those that live off of the government. Catch 22 - It would be easier to live in this manner but my morals and standards won't allow it. /rant.
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TheWatchGuy Colonel 3929 Rep 2,547 Posts Drives: 335xi Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: CO iTrader: (0)	to go with my prior post in here... i learned breakfast burritos w/ hot chili do not mix with lunch burritos w/ hot chili and that the office bathroom has some thin walls.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Today running I learned I could probably almost live along my normal route. Supplies up the wazoo for the discerning off-grid individual Today I saw leather gloves, berries and cantaloupe, enough recycle to put some change in my pocket. There were cans of Monster and a pair of shorts. If I age a bit and start to embarrass myself there were diapers jgoens when u drop a gift card, please make sure there is a balance left. I wouldn't really want the coffee but I was thinking all the way home how good Starbucks lemon cake would be. When you are drinking those vodka (at least a dozen I saw) you need to leave me at least enough vapors to catch a spark on the kindle Someone was kind enough to leave a pack of Tylenol to help knees after the run __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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