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      05-05-2022, 05:56 PM   #45
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getting hit by a car that jumps the sidewalk when i'm out for a run. I have a mile to run before i get the beach boardwalk and its along collins ave in miami beach.
every
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time
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a mustang
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and that Bimmerpost will change all caps to all lower case - WTF
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every
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      05-05-2022, 06:03 PM   #47
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      05-11-2022, 02:45 PM   #49
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Being trapped in an elevator on a high floor and not having cell service or the elevator cutting it's cord and dropping.

There is a video on YouTube of a guy who was trapped because he took a smoke break and the elevators were under construction...trapped for 4 days over a holiday weekend.

I got stuck between floors in a local hotel many years ago. Solution? I climbed onto the hand railings and pushed up on the ceiling until a access panel lifted. We climbed up on top of the elevator. From there, I was able to reach a solenoid latch for the door on the next level and we simply walked out.

It was a bit creepy because the top of the elevator was filthy dirty, the cables were greasy and it was very dark.
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Someone throwing dog shit in my trash.
I fear stepping in it, which I've done on my walk at night.

Now I carry a small flashlight.

Pick up your dog shit, a$$holes!
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Someone throwing dog shit in my trash.
Hope you dont live near Tyga11 I think he was the culprit

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      05-11-2022, 04:26 PM   #52
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I have a recurring dream several times a year that I got drafted again. In the dream, I get really pissed!
I enlisted, but I have had several dreams where my old ass is suddenly back on the ship and being told to qualify and I'm just like, screw this...
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When I was a kid I used to never close my eyes in the swimming pool because I believed a shark would sneak up and eat me.


Now, I'm scared of sharks in tornados...
I'm with you, but worse or slightly different either way it's utterly bonkers.

I cannot swim in a pool alone because of a fear of sharks, yes another "victim" of Jaws, the sea I can understand (and I won't go in there) but a bloody swimming pool?
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but a bloody swimming pool?
Umm, you're doing it wrong
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Umm, you're doing it wrong
That's the LAST place that I'd want to be with a bunch of sharks around!!!!!
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Umm, you're doing it wrong
Divided by a common language it seems...
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That's the LAST place that I'd want to be with a bunch of sharks around!!!!!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
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