Chuck Norris Facts

oneintheory · 07-21-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

you know what im not about to get into a serious debate with anyone on a joke thread, say whatever you want man, just know Karma is just around the corner, and anyone that laughs about another man's death better look both ways before crossing the street is all I got to say.

For a true comedian, nothing is sacred. Everything could use a little levity.

Gig103 · 07-21-2009, 06:30 PM

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

guardianangel3290 · 07-21-2009, 06:48 PM

Chuck Norris was once jacking off and some semen accidently landed on a hot-wheels car.
That car is now known as Optimus Prime

Tondtar · 07-22-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

Chuck Norris looked over towards China and this happened...

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=281608

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

not cool man

a dude died from that

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

so?
do you really expect people not to laugh at a building tipping over like some sketchy ass legos just becasue someone died?

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

yes sir! just like I expect people not to laugh about a design flaw US bridge collapse if some1 died in it. So if some1 laughs about a US tragedy, he is a terrorist, or he gets flamed and if he laughs about another country's tragedy he is now a fucking comedian or what? give me a break with that "America fuck ya" bullshit.

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

you know what im not about to get into a serious debate with anyone on a joke thread, say whatever you want man, just know Karma is just around the corner, and anyone that laughs about another man's death better look both ways before crossing the street is all I got to say.

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Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

hahaha ok dude. I guess we're all gonna fall through a subway grate for realizing the humor in China's "cost effective" approach to housing. Give me a break

Chuck Norris wants to talk to samwoo2go and guardianangel3290 in private regarding the merits of sticking to the posted subject matter for a few seconds.

(you guys are his breakfast bagel now!

)

samwoo2go · 07-22-2009, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Chuck Norris wants to talk to samwoo2go and guardianangel3290 in private regarding the merits of sticking to the posted subject matter for a few seconds.

(you guys are his breakfast bagel now!

)

whatever man im over it, just saying.

samwoo2go · 07-22-2009, 03:33 AM

Chuck Norris saw the Lebron James dunked on Video

Lucky1 · 07-23-2009, 08:50 AM

Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.

samwoo2go · 07-23-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucky1

Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.

then he roundhouse kicked awkward into awesome

UncleWede · 10-16-2009, 06:08 PM

The most interesting man in the world was having a party. He was going to invite only his equals. The invitation list at the door consisted of one name:

CHUCK NORRIS

boymonkey · 10-16-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The most interesting man in the world was having a party. He was going to invite only his equals. The invitation list at the door consisted of one name:

CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris has no equals. The only person equal to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the most interesting man in the world.

samwoo2go · 10-16-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by boymonkey

Chuck Norris has no equals. The only person equal to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the most interesting man in the world.

not even Chuck Norris equal Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris stood in front of a mirror, the mirror instantly shattered. Not even a mirror is dumb enough to get between 2 chuck Norris.

ar design · 10-21-2009, 01:47 AM

i love this thread

samwoo2go · 10-22-2009, 09:49 PM

MJC///M3 · 10-23-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

def winner!!! thats awesome.

pmeloche · 10-26-2009, 12:37 AM

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about.
Chuck Norris' blood type is KO.
Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

///MSpt550xi · 10-27-2009, 01:52 PM

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blender · 10-30-2009, 08:35 PM

see attached...

Yearofthe1 · 11-04-2009, 10:22 PM

escobar929 · 11-05-2009, 12:06 AM

chuck norris doesnt tea bag women, he potato sacks them

domobrown · 11-05-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

chuck norris does tea bag women, he potato sacks them

he does both?

UltimateBMW · 11-05-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Yearofthe1

That gives me an idea.

escobar929 · 11-05-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by domobrown

he does both?

doh, i fucked that up

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