What's your best pickup line at a club?

Mega Man · 06-12-2009, 02:35 AM

If you were a laser, you'd be set on STUNNING!

synclastica_86 · 06-12-2009, 04:19 AM

There's nothing that you say that'll guarantee that you'll score, but here are what'll guarantee that it's you and your hand tonight:

What's ur character in WOW? I'm a lvl 90 elf master.
I'm a lvl 24 dungeon master, wanna game?
Wanna come to my place to check out my star trek collection?
My parents are out of town, you could totally crash at my place. (Ok if u r under 16)

solefald · 06-12-2009, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by choicez

"I'll show you my Pokemon if you let me Pikachu."

reminded me of this

Mega Man · 06-12-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

What's ur character in WOW? I'm a lvl 90 elf master.
I'm a lvl 24 dungeon master, wanna game?

Fail

synclastica_86 · 06-12-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mega Man

Fail

........ that's what not to say.

Bimmer Nerd · 06-13-2009, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

........ that's what not to say.

no that really failed though.

MCMLXXXIX · 06-13-2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by solefald

reminded me of this

LMAO!

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

........ that's what not to say.

fursure

Androo000 · 06-14-2009, 06:34 AM

Tickle my pickle for a nickle?

ponch_ki · 06-14-2009, 10:44 AM

Is your dad a terrorist? coz you're the bomb!

Are you're feet tired? Coz you've been running in my mind all day.

Louie A · 06-14-2009, 12:41 PM

Do you believe in love at first sight?....
Or should I come back in a few seconds?

Digital.James · 06-14-2009, 01:01 PM

Hey guuuuuuuurl
Wat yooooooooour name guuuurl
Wat yooooooooour nuuuuuuumber gurl
(in Vietnamese FOB voice)

Vudoo4u2 · 06-14-2009, 01:32 PM

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

choicez · 06-14-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Vudoo4u2

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

radix · 06-14-2009, 08:09 PM

Would you fsck me? I'd fsck me. I'd fsck me hard.

http://jamegumm.ytmnd.com/

solefald · 06-14-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

Would you fsck me? I'd fsck me. I'd fsck me hard.

http://jamegumm.ytmnd.com/

hey girl, nice properties. i would like to obtain read-write permissions to your data.

radix · 06-14-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

hey girl, nice properties. i would like to obtain read-write permissions to your data.

Hey girl, show me your sticky bit and I'll show you how to exploit a buffer overflow.

BrianDesigns · 06-14-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

"how much?"

lol legendary borat

TiAg335i · 06-14-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vudoo4u2

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

ianbiz · 06-14-2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ybbiz34

"There is a time and place for pick-up lines. The time is never, you can guess the place."

The most interesting man in the world on pick up lines.

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Originally Posted by scollins

Yes!! The ad campaign is working!

Stay Thirsty My Friend.

You work for them?

CollinsE90 · 06-14-2009, 09:27 PM

hey girl let me buy you a fish sandwich!

MJC///M3 · 06-14-2009, 09:43 PM

ey yo sexy thang....

how would you like to buy me dinner??

Sara · 06-14-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Vudoo4u2

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

omg!! haha

06-12-2009, 02:35 AM	#45
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06-14-2009, 06:34 AM	#52
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06-14-2009, 08:09 PM	#58
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MJC///M3 Colonel 89 Rep 2,323 Posts Drives: 09 SSII E92 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bronx, NYC iTrader: (0)	ey yo sexy thang.... how would you like to buy me dinner?? __________________ "You will get there, but it is up to you and you alone. It is what you are willing to do, and how you are willing to get there. You must be relentless, you must be tireless, you must pursue at all costs, so that you are ready, when the time is right." -Dad
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