Ask a girl anything?

///M Power-Belgium · 03-15-2016, 03:44 PM

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Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Let's say +/- because some changed their gender..

Lol. How about NATURAL BORN female?

Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If you are inclined, there are pictures of all of them on the site. It's kind of like an Easter egg hunt for you.

We can give you hints on where to look if you like.

Thanks Tonka. But I'll take your word for it.

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2016, 03:57 PM

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Thanks Tonka. But I'll take your word for it.

Damnit man, you spoiled the follow up joke.

Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 04:00 PM

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Damnit man, you spoiled the follow up joke.

(Great) minds think alike.

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2016, 04:03 PM

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(Great) minds think alike.

My first hint was to have you print out the list of OT threads on BP and then throw a dart at it. Which ever thread the dart lands in is likely to have a picture of Sara504 in it.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-15-2016, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Lol. How about NATURAL BORN female?

In the beginning I really thought there were 5 ...
But after 9 months I figured out that Alexa became Alex, because I saw that his feet are too big and Alex is actually C5.

So the right answer is 4 my friend...4 good looking Bimmerpost babes .
Sorry for that my friend Alex

Lucky John · 03-15-2016, 04:15 PM

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Really? Damn, there's these two little guys in my subdivision that were out all through the winter. I would leave little treats on the front porch and they'd come grab them and run off.

Haven't seen them in a while..., wonder if they got hit by a car playing tag or something.

Well I used to be able to see them from my office window, and they were going to get married. But, the male squirrel asked for advice on getting an engagement ring. He didn't buy a big enough ring, and the Sara squirrel clocked him with a red swing line stapler, it doesn't bind as much as the Boston, and looks better with matching red Valentinos. She realized what she had done, and that she was behind on her TPS reports, she hadn't gotten the memo. So she took C5drivers' Porsche. She left town thinking she could hide out at her beautiful friend Bimmettes's place. What's one more squirrel in a neighborhood? Unfortunately, she didn't fit in as all the squirrels were the wrong color. She grabbed a secret santa M coat and hit the road. She raced over to UncleWede's place. He said let me drive, I've only had five DUIs and can drive even if we only have three wheels. He gave her a shot of Tennessee Honey and promised to take her to Zootopia. Little did she know he had an excellent squirrel stew recipe. The rest is history.

I gotta watch Office Space again soon.

UncleWede · 03-15-2016, 04:21 PM

Axius · 03-15-2016, 04:29 PM

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Well I used to be able to see them from my office window, and they were going to get married. But, the male squirrel asked for advice on getting an engagement ring. He didn't buy a big enough ring, and the Sara squirrel clocked him with a red swing line stapler, it doesn't bind as much as the Boston, and looks better with matching red Valentinos. She realized what she had done, and that she was behind on her TPS reports, she hadn't gotten the memo. So she took C5drivers' Porsche. She left town thinking she could hide out at her beautiful friend Bimmettes's place. What's one more squirrel in a neighborhood? Unfortunately, she didn't fit in as all the squirrels were the wrong color. She grabbed a secret santa M coat and hit the road. She raced over to UncleWede's place. He said let me drive, I've only had five DUIs and can drive even if we only have three wheels. He gave her a shot of Tennessee Honey and promised to take her to Zootopia. Little did she know he had an excellent squirrel stew recipe. The rest is history.

I gotta watch Office Space again soon.

You sir, need to write a book. Marvelous piece. A+ and a gold star for the day.

You've learnt well.

Mr Tonka · 03-15-2016, 04:40 PM

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And like that - POOF - she was gone

Sorry, i have that effect on the ladies.

grimlock · 03-15-2016, 05:41 PM

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Sorry, i have that effect on the ladies.

they have that effect on me -Poof, im gone

Sara · 03-15-2016, 06:56 PM

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If you are inclined, there are pictures of all of them on the site. It's kind of like an Easter egg hunt for you.

We can give you hints on where to look if you like.

I just laughed really loud.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 08:33 PM

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Really? Damn, there's these two little guys in my subdivision that were out all through the winter. I would leave little treats on the front porch and they'd come grab them and run off.

Haven't seen them in a while..., wonder if they got hit by a car playing tag or something.

Yup. Had 2 families chew a two holes in the roof siding of my house in Chicago. Every fall they would eat through the patched hole, and make a home in the attic. Got rid of them when the roof was redone, and had metal siding and flashing put everywhere.

Hate squirrels.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 08:37 PM

I'm still mad I didn't get an answer from Biorin about farting.

UglyBuzzard · 03-15-2016, 08:49 PM

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I'm still mad I didn't get an answer from Biorin about farting.

her not answering should provide you with the answer

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 08:52 PM

So she doesn't fart? I bet her farts smell like statistics books.

M3 Number 86 · 03-15-2016, 09:10 PM

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So she doesn't fart? I bet her farts smell like statistics books.

Aka shit. Just like every other fart.

M3 Number 86 · 03-15-2016, 09:12 PM

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So she doesn't fart? I bet her farts smell like statistics books.

Aka shit. Just like every other fart.

jgoens · 03-15-2016, 09:22 PM

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There are women, bimmette is the most attractive though.

I know you were wondering it, so I'll just save you the trouble of the inquiry. You're welcome.

Yeah..she's hot. I watched her vids..gets down with modding cars, in skirts with nail polish too. Good stuff.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 09:28 PM

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So she doesn't fart? I bet her farts smell like statistics books.

Aka shit. Just like every other fart.

No offense, but I'd rather smell her farts than yours.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 09:32 PM

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There are women, bimmette is the most attractive though.

I know you were wondering it, so I'll just save you the trouble of the inquiry. You're welcome.

Yeah..she's hot. I watched her vids..gets down with modding cars, in skirts with nail polish too. Good stuff.

Yeah she's cool man. I learned how to install side skirts (if I ever needed to install any in the future) from one of those videos.

Or perhaps I can ship my F80 to Canada for the install.

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