Ask a girl anything?

Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Okay new question.

For those of you who like your vagina eaten in the bedroom, what is the manner in which you prefer it to be consumed?

I prefer box lunch to go.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:33 PM

Dammit I edited the original post dad.

1MOREMOD · 03-15-2016, 10:33 PM

Chopsticks? Wtf?

Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit I edited the original post dad.

The guacamole isn't edible in this taco.

V2.0 · 03-15-2016, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

The guacamole isn't edible in this taco.

Do you say Gwak or Wahcahmolay?

Mywifes335 · 03-15-2016, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by V2.0

Do you say Gwak or Wahcahmolay?

If I see guac there, I'd claim feeling a cold sore coming and run away. Or, hope the condom doesn't break.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 10:55 PM

Dammit, they're never gonna answer now.

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 11:04 PM

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

Younger = tongue

bimmette · 03-15-2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

This has been discussed. Please refer to past 304 pages.

jtodd_fl · 03-15-2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

This has been discussed. Please refer to past 304 pages.

Haha...

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

This has been discussed. Please refer to past 304 pages.

Negative!

Verbiage · 03-15-2016, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

Younger = tongue

Dude I was like WTF is a younger and why is it in this paragraph.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

Younger = tongue

Dude I was like WTF is a younger and why is it in this paragraph.

Slightly inebriated off NyQuil and Espresso

aajjcc · 03-15-2016, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

I hear its because of the pH level that changes during her cycle which makes it taste sour.

Aatish · 03-15-2016, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by aajjcc

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

I hear its because of the pH level that changes during her cycle which makes it taste sour.

That or she didn't clean up well. Either way, it was a traumatic experience

ASBSECU E93 · 03-15-2016, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can someone please explain the following:

"After a rather lack luster bj, now that I think about it, I decided the time was right to return the favor. Panties to the side, tongue riggled inbetween the lips, and wham the taste hit me. Salty, sourey, oh so unpleasant. Vigorously younger played for 30 more seconds, hoping the taste would wear off...it didn't."

What is the origin of the sour taste? Is it poor hygiene?

It's all about her pleasure - MAN UP!!

Axius · 03-16-2016, 07:29 AM

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It's all about her pleasure - MAN UP!!

I've bared through this one once before. Notice how I said once.

Some things you should not have to man up for. Clean your twat for fucks sake, home boy don't play that shit.

Verbiage · 03-16-2016, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by aajjcc

I hear its because of the pH level that changes during her cycle which makes it taste sour.

Whoa seriously? That's dope.

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Whoa seriously? That's dope.

Potential nomination for coolest science experiment ever in the other thread?
"Beginning procedure on subject 218..."

Axius · 03-16-2016, 08:08 AM

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Whoa seriously? That's dope.

Yeah he's serious. Googled it for authenticity. So anytime a girl smells a little funny, give her some pH balance from the fish store to even her out. Then she'll smell beautiful like the ocean's breeze.

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah he's serious. Googled it for authenticity. So anytime a girl smells a little funny, give her some pH balance from the fish store to even her out. Then she'll smell beautiful like the ocean's breeze.

Axius carries litmus paper everywhere he goes. "Pardon me one sec, just gonna put this in there for a minute..."

Also, possibly related. Difference between regular waffle and Belgian waffle is yeast.

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