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      10-23-2015, 11:48 AM   #683
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That would account for the marshmallow on toothpick look - thanks for sharing
Don't be a dick. No marshmallow about it. I'm pretty vascular. Legs are a sore point as they get more work than anything so it's not from lack of trying. They are strong just don't grow much.
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Don't be a dick. No marshmallow about it. I'm pretty vascular. Legs are a sore point as they get more work than anything so it's not from lack of trying. They are strong just don't grow much.


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      10-23-2015, 01:46 PM   #686
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That would account for the marshmallow on toothpick look - thanks for sharing
Don't be a dick. No marshmallow about it. I'm pretty vascular. Legs are a sore point as they get more work than anything so it's not from lack of trying. They are strong just don't grow much.
Just giving you a little shit - don't get all sideways and go Mr.SugarSkulls one me
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I'm not sideways yet. Thought maybe ss got your dander up.
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I'm not sideways yet. Thought maybe ss got your dander up.
Nah - nothing he says would upset me

I'm just bored waiting to board the plane.

On a side note - Bimmette's twin is our flight attendant
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Nah - nothing he says would upset me

I'm just bored waiting to board the plane.

On a side note - Bimmette's twin is our flight attendant
What is your rating on the plane? Is it an average of the ratings at departure location and destination, or is it a different number entirely?
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I feel like a blob and will only be blobbier tonight and I can't run until tomorrow, but it'll be more like dangerous stumbling. FML.
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Nah - nothing he says would upset me

I'm just bored waiting to board the plane.

On a side note - Bimmette's twin is our flight attendant
Get to work on it.
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I was served by a Tara last week, who could be her twin, but unlike you, I managed a pervy peeper shot.

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Nah - nothing he says would upset me

I'm just bored waiting to board the plane.

On a side note - Bimmette's twin is our flight attendant
What is your rating on the plane? Is it an average of the ratings at departure location and destination, or is it a different number entirely?
Since this is headed back to the 'boro....my average has fallen slightly. Now in the 6-7 range as variables include non-'boro travelers onto other final destinations who happen to dilute or skew the pool.
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It's good to be gay. Wait. Maybe not.
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Nah - nothing he says would upset me

I'm just bored waiting to board the plane.

On a side note - Bimmette's twin is our flight attendant
Get to work on it.
I fixin' to put down the Southern charm
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Yea.....NO!
All I'm hearing in my head now is "in the Naaaaavvvvyyyyy..."

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I dreamed I was showing you boats at the dock and a giant ship came scarily close to us. And I also dreamed I got pulled over for speeding. Actually, I guess you were part of my nightmare
I am not a dream analyst, but this is how I analyze it.

You like him that you want to show your boat at the dock to get TWO of you get into ONE boat. blah blah.

Then the Giant Ship (we know who she is) came scarily close to you 2.

You were also inside the car together, and Police (we know who she is) pulled you over for "speeding"


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I fixin' to put down the Southern charm
I double dog dare you to take a pic.
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I double dog dare you to take a pic.
Triple dog dare you! Need a pic of Tara Mark II.
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