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      03-24-2016, 02:20 PM   #7019
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ENOUGH of the male chit-chat BS....MOAR Girl questions!!!

Ladies - Think of your grandfathers - which one most closely resembles ASBSECU E93
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You are officially on the list - and FTR, if I'm gramps - you are the Great Uncle!!
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      03-24-2016, 02:33 PM   #7021
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Can I be like cousin Vinny?
Only if you wear this... RIDICULOUS outfit... for the judge.
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      03-24-2016, 02:41 PM   #7022
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That's it!!!!!!

You are officially on the list - and FTR, if I'm gramps - you are the Great Uncle!!
I am actually a Great uncle.
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      03-24-2016, 02:44 PM   #7023
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Only if you wear this... RIDICULOUS outfit... for the judge.
One of my favorite parts of that movie. lol









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One of my favorite parts of that movie. lol









Too funny!
I hate flipping through the channels and see this in the line-up. It means that I am about to lose a couple of hours because I watch it nearly every time!!
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Too funny!
I hate flipping through the channels and see this in the line-up. It means that I am about to lose a couple of hours because I watch it nearly every time!!
Same here. I'd be a liar if I said Coming To America hasn't pulled me in a few times as well.
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Too funny!
I hate flipping through the channels and see this in the line-up. It means that I am about to lose a couple of hours because I watch it nearly every time!!
The trippelgängers live... literally... I have watched this movie so often.

"Do you use Instant Grits sir?"
"No self-respecting Southerner uses Instant Grits."
- skip ahead-
"While it takes the rest of the grit eating world 20 minutes to make grits? Do you use magic grits? Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove top?"

One of the best comedies ever.

Edit: We should expose the little 'un to it if he hasn't seen it.
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The trippelgängers live... literally... I have watched this movie so often.

"Do you use Instant Grits sir?"
"No self-respecting Southerner uses Instant Grits."
- skip ahead-
"While it takes the rest of the grit eating world 20 minutes to make grits? Do you use magic grits? Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove top?"

One of the best comedies ever.

Edit: We should expose the little 'un to it if he hasn't seen it.
I just LOL'd in my meeting. Thanks guys!!
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Same here. I'd be a liar if I said Coming To America hasn't pulled me in a few times as well.
I watched it about a month ago! When the king comes to town...watch out!
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      03-24-2016, 03:25 PM   #7029
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I just LOL'd in my meeting. Thanks guys!!
All this reminded me of one of my favorite gifs to use... surely could come in handy around here from time to time...

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Marisa Tomei was smoking hot in this movie....
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ENOUGH of the male chit-chat BS....MOAR Girl questions!!!

Ladies - Think of your current boss at work - which BP member most closely resembles this person?
My boss is pretty laidback, has called in sick today for example for a reason: "no can do, have to dig up my friends toy from a ditch I put it in."

If I didn't know she's working abt 20 hours per day, I'd think she's a complete space waster, but she does sometimes give me awesome holidays!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Lups - so....which BP member resembles this laid back boss..?
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Lups - so....which BP member resembles this laid back boss..?
Hey I tried to get a real job as your assistant and you told me no! "Anna, I'm sane. No way would I fire a girl who makes me fly via 4 connecting flights and take you who would for no reason at all make me spend days in salt lake city".

My boss is me. I don't recommend her to anyone. The worst part is that I use my own money so I'm screwed if the boss screws up.
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      03-24-2016, 05:23 PM   #7034
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I am actually a Great uncle.
Oh yeah, well I got "The best uncle ever" with a mustache in the middle coffee mug for Christmas from my niece
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Lups - so....which BP member resembles this laid back boss..?
Hey I tried to get a real job as your assistant and you told me no! "Anna, I'm sane. No way would I fire a girl who makes me fly via 4 connecting flights and take you who would for no reason at all make me spend days in salt lake city".

My boss is me. I don't recommend her to anyone. The worst part is that I use my own money so I'm screwed if the boss screws up.
Thanks for the memories....that was a trip from hell

At least I found bimmette doppelgänger
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I don't know, women also seem to like a man with lots of guns and tactical equipment, and a nice pair of slacks.


So when anyone asks what your credit score is, you say; "When the world collapses, credit score ain't gonna save ya life, bitch."
hmmm i am ok with that too! metrosexual, gun toting, bimmer guys!
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hmmm i am ok with that too! metrosexual, gun toting, bimmer guys!
Lesbihonest, you can be a douchebag, or you can be a classy well prepared douchebag...., seems like a pretty easy decision, IMO.
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High tea at the Savoy or shooting pool at a sports bar on a date?
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High tea?

You mean lemon tea?





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