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      03-30-2016, 04:38 PM   #7393
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shoei - you should know...after I wined and dined you, since Axius dumped me for a younger model
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      03-30-2016, 04:42 PM   #7394
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shoei - you should know...after I wined and dined you, since Axius dumped me for a younger model
You figure... Anything other than you is considered younger, no? Like BC and AD type of thing...
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      03-30-2016, 04:44 PM   #7395
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*ahem*

Some people like the mature types...I guess I'll look elsewhere...
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      03-30-2016, 04:45 PM   #7396
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1MOREMOD - I AM THE BEAR Grizzly and shit
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      03-30-2016, 04:46 PM   #7397
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*ahem*

Some people like the mature types...I guess I'll look elsewhere...
Mature or ancient ?? Two totally different things...

Well... To show no ill will between us... Verbiage is currently looking... Just trying to help a brother out...

And when I said brotha, I didn't mean it like THE Mexican or THE brotha... Lol...
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You're the alien...dressed as a bear.
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      03-30-2016, 04:47 PM   #7399
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*ahem*

Some people like the mature types...I guess I'll look elsewhere...
Actual picture of Axius (or maybe Biorin )
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      03-30-2016, 05:14 PM   #7400
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Former female makes me sound like a transgender. I already got the operation to be female; I don't think I can switch back again.
If your abdominal muscles are strong enough, you can just suck it back in. Ask me how I know.

For balls, you need a pic of my mom. Mine goes up all the way to become brain tumors when ever I see her.
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I've asked already but Nobody is talking, i wonder if Lups and Bimmette gfought over Axius.
Aww. Billie is a great friend of mine and he knows how much I respect him. I would never let a hot Asian girl come in between us.

Tara and I as far as I know are good. We've reached the point of female friendship where all doesn't need to be public.

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I wonder if biorin had anything to do with my C5 quitting BP.
Yes, let's blame that and apocalypse on Lib.

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Who is the bear?
Honey. Me.
Doesn't the rep count show us all I have the teeth and the claws young boys dream about?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-30-2016, 05:15 PM   #7401
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Verbiage - wait....You're Ghey?!?!?
*gasp*
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      03-30-2016, 05:15 PM   #7402
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Former female makes me sound like a transgender. I already got the operation to be female; I don't think I can switch back again.
If your abdominal muscles are strong enough, you can just suck it back in. Ask me how I know.

For balls, you need a pic of my mom. Mine goes up all the way to become brain tumors when ever I see her.
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I've asked already but Nobody is talking, i wonder if Lups and Bimmette gfought over Axius.
Aww. Billie is a great friend of mine and he knows how much I respect him. I would never let a hot Asian girl come in between us.

Tara and I as far as I know are good. We've reached the point of female friendships where all doesn't need to be public.

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I wonder if biorin had anything to do with my C5 quitting BP.
Yes, let's blame that and apocalypse on Lib.

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Who is the bear?
Honey. Me.
Doesn't the rep count show us all I have the teeth and the claws young boys dream about?
Can we really blame the apocalypse on me? Sweet. I've achieved so much power in such a short time.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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Verbiage - wait....You're Ghey?!?!?
Sounds legit...

Daddy issues and too much Chapstick required kissing MK and jtodd's ass... Leg humping all the females is just a cover?

Ya think ya know me eh?!
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Can we really blame the apocalypse on me? Sweet. I've achieved so much power in such a short time.
Hun that's actually gonna be on me. You just got the glory because you're in my penis sword knight circle.

It needs sound effects with the two of us but I bet it will be awesome.

And light effects.

And a few added parts.
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Verbiage - wait....You're Ghey?!?!?
*gasp*
Is that like the new hipster term for black....

I am seriously confused....
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You're the alien...dressed as a bear.
Sounds good.
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If it'll make you feel better, go for it.
Btw. I've been in your named location city. You guys are so lucky to be near the places us up here only read about.
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That's awesome. I wish i got to see you my dear.
Meh, you'd still have nightmares.
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      03-30-2016, 06:21 PM   #7409
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That's awesome. I wish i got to see you my dear.
Meh, you'd still have nightmares.
Can confirm... Night terrors... For life.. Dude is not handsome...

*shudders*
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      03-30-2016, 06:35 PM   #7411
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Meh, you'd still have nightmares.
Anna, are you sandbagging? Do folks know what you look like?
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Anna, are you sandbagging? Do folks know what you look like?
Hey this forum accepts me widely as a 48 year old man who doesn't shower. A pic of me was once posted but I think everyone agreed the image told was better than the reality.
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Can confirm... Night terrors... For life.. Dude is not handsome...

*shudders*
It's like I love you for a reason.

"a true friend stands by you when you don't do it for you"

Lups said that. You all can quote me on it.
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Hey this forum accepts me widely as a 48 year old man who doesn't shower. A pic of me was once posted but I think everyone agreed the image told was better than the reality.
No way. You come off as a no nonsense, scotch drinking, car-loving, dog-fighting, blonde Finnish woman with a husband whom loves you to death.

Must be hotter than the 48 year old homeless man.

Someone posted a tanned blonde bikini model pic last week?
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