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      03-30-2016, 06:58 PM   #7415
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Mywifes335 - Can confirm, Lups is a 48 year old man that wears half shirts

I think it was stolen or something....maybe purchased at the extra-medium store
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      03-30-2016, 06:58 PM   #7416
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No way. You come off as a no nonsense, scotch drinking, car-loving, dog-fighting, blonde Finnish woman with a husband whom loves you to death.

Must be hotter than the 48 year old homeless man.

Someone posted a tanned blonde bikini model pic last week?
Wait until the folks here tell you I use my powers to collect money for charities and that I only eat organic food.

And I'm not a car lover. I would never get 3 cars but what I buy, I drive. Sure, my school run/ grocery store fetchers are a bit different than most ladies would buy but that's life.

Trust me, there are women here to drool on. I just prefer my smelly man image.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-30-2016, 07:00 PM   #7417
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Mywifes335 - Can confirm, Lups is a 48 year old man that wears half shirts

I think it was stolen or something....maybe purchased at the extra-medium store
And I lost your number too!

And I am! I really am!

And who hasn't stolen a shirt once in their lives? Stop judging me and my hangover from hell portrait.
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      03-30-2016, 07:01 PM   #7418
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No way. You come off as a no nonsense, scotch drinking, car-loving, dog-fighting, blonde Finnish woman with a husband whom loves you to death.

Must be hotter than the 48 year old homeless man.

Someone posted a tanned blonde bikini model pic last week?
Wait until the folks here tell you I use my powers to collect money for charities and that I only eat organic food.

And I'm not a car lover. I would ner get 3 cars but what I buy, I drive. Sure, my school run/ grocery store fetchers are a bit different than most ladies would buy but that's life.

Trust me, there are women here to drool on. I just prefer my smelly man image.
You know, I have yet to see a non-elaborately constructed response to even the most simple of statements from you.

It's almost like a scientific calculator.


You're like, Biorin's hardcore aunt.


Notice I didn't say grandmother, as much as you'd rather be one, I'm sure.
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      03-30-2016, 07:02 PM   #7419
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Can confirm - Lups has a love/hate relationship with cars....uses the power of the internet to buy goats, and has mini-me versions that will one day rule the world...
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You know, I have yet to see a non-elaborately constructed response to even the most simple of statements from you.

It's almost like a scientific calculator.


You're like, Biorin's hardcore aunt.


Notice I didn't say grandmother, as much as you'd rather be one, I'm sure.
Wait.

You just said I am difficult but with balls.

I'm good with it
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      03-30-2016, 07:08 PM   #7422
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Wait until the folks here tell you I use my powers to collect money for charities and that I only eat organic food.

And I'm not a car lover. I would never get 3 cars but what I buy, I drive. Sure, my school run/ grocery store fetchers are a bit different than most ladies would buy but that's life.

Trust me, there are women here to drool on. I just prefer my smelly man image.
Smelly man image wearing extra medium keeps the leg humpers off of you.
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Is he that guy who can't park?
I can park. On a rock, on a moose, on your cynical ass... I can fucking park man!
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Lups - You still have WhatsApp?
Yup! I just lost my contacts temporally thanks to my phony frying itself up and me locking all my info too tightly. Got it! I'll text you when I'm awake!
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      03-30-2016, 07:14 PM   #7424
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Not you, your buddy Shoei.
He gives me clothing shopping tips. Daily. We ain't friends.

But yes, old shoe (as I call him) is one of my closest friends on that side of the ocean. A buddy I'd probably throw a rope when they're throwing but for my old shoe l, I'd dive after and rescue him.

No mouth to mouth, my moustache can't handle it.
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I knew it.
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Persistent, eh?!
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He gives me clothing shopping tips. Daily. We ain't friends.

But yes, old shoe (as I call him) is one of my closest friends on that side of the ocean. A buddy I'd probably throw a rope when they're throwing but for my old shoe l, I'd dive after and rescue him.

No mouth to mouth, my moustache can't handle it.
What's the beef between you and Bimmette?
Hahahahahahah God I love you.
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I've asked already but Nobody is talking, i wonder if Lups and Bimmette gfought over Axius.

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I've asked already but Nobody is talking, i wonder if Lups and Bimmette gfought over Axius.

God I laughed so hard at this.
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      03-30-2016, 09:41 PM   #7431
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I wonder if Tonka had anything to do with V1 getting banned... He was such a delightful fellow - well loved by all...

I wonder how long it would take you to bleed out after i just barely perforated your femoral artery with the tip of a rusty, homemade, ice-pick.
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Where the girls????
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Where the girls????
Only two left, Biorin and Lups.
Did you scare Tara and Sara off?
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      03-30-2016, 11:32 PM   #7434
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Trust me, there are women here to drool over
Where ?
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      03-30-2016, 11:35 PM   #7435
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Where ?
Not members just photos of others that are good to go.
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Did you scare Tara and Sara off?
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Nope!
Stalking this person instead ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hldkXvY8D5A
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