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      03-31-2016, 02:21 PM   #7481
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I like the pumpkin brownies little Debbie releases during Halloween time
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Omnomnomnom...
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I like the pumpkin brownies little Debbie releases during Halloween time
so that is a white chick cumming on a native american ?

these metaphors are getting confusing ...
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I like the pumpkin brownies little Debbie releases during Halloween time
so that is a white chick cumming on a native american ?

these metaphors are getting confusing ...
No no, no metaphor.

I'm just fat :
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Omnomnomnom...
Like, their seasonal stuff is always the best. I love it.
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so that is a white chick cumming on a native american ?

these metaphors are getting confusing ...
Methinks you may have, among many other offenses to taste and judgment, confused Halloween with Thanksgiving.
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OK - Real question for the ladies (not trying to steal away from the other question on the table), but I got one and you have to answer HONESTLY.
Lups Biorin bimmette Sara504

You get to pick ONE of the following - which do you pick.
1. A hot dude will give you great sex - all you want - for a whole weekend
2. Same hot dude will do all of your responsibilities - wash and clean all your stuff (cars, clothes, house, etc.), get all the stuff you've been putting off done - for a whole weekend.

Weekend of sex or weekend of free labor and just relaxing and not worrying?
Pick one and be honest.
Does he work naked?

Just joking. Sex. Absolutely fucking hell yes. Hubby could do the laundry at home.
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Methinks you may have, among many other offenses to taste and judgment, confused Halloween with Thanksgiving.
i connected orange = native american
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Does he work naked?

Just joking. Sex. Absolutely fucking hell yes. Hubby already does the laundry at home.
FTFY, ma'am.
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Does he work naked?

Just joking. Sex. Absolutely fucking hell yes. Hubby could do the laundry at home.
Interesting! I suspect this will not be unanimous, but I may be wrong. Thank you, my good lady.
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Does he work naked?

Just joking. Sex. Absolutely fucking hell yes. Hubby could do the laundry at home.
lupalicious so delicious make the boys go loco
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OMG I'm crying, man.
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This whole growing old thing is starting to trip me out
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Oh ok, yeah... that's a lot better...
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FTFY, ma'am.
lol, well the question didn't give the option of us ditching the kids and doing laundry together and since if someone would have to sacrifice, I was willing to do it.

I did consult him. He would prefer my answer to watching a naked man hanging up our paintings. I bet he'll ask me why I asked in about 10 minutes.

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Interesting! I suspect this will not be unanimous, but I may be wrong. Thank you, my good lady.
I bet you're wrong. Anyone can read the question as I did.
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Interesting! I suspect this will not be unanimous, but I may be wrong. Thank you, my good lady.
Why's that? Women love sex just as much as men, just most aren't as apt to admit it.



Damn women, they know they love the dick, just fucking admit it!



Unless lesbos, then they love rubber dicks.
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lol, well the question didn't give the option of us ditching the kids and doing laundry together and since if someone would have to sacrifice, I was willing to do it.

I did consult him. He would prefer my answer to watching a naked man hanging up our paintings. I bet he'll ask me why I asked in about 10 minutes.
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Unless lesbos, then they love rubber dicks.
Rubber irony!
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Why's that? Women love sex just as much as men, just most aren't as apt to admit it.



Damn women, they know they love the dick, just fucking admit it!



Unless lesbos, then they love rubber dicks.
The ones that do admit it, we call whores.

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