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      04-01-2016, 01:30 AM   #7569
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I'm not sure what you're after with this one, but then again I can scare off any man in less than twenty seconds.
Not true. Or you didn't try that hard.
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      04-01-2016, 01:32 AM   #7570
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Not true. Or you didn't try that hard.
Or, you weren't an idiot!

Don't worry. I won't let anyone know that you're a sweetheart.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      04-01-2016, 01:35 AM   #7571
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Well I didn't pull out my dick or ask to see yours
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      04-01-2016, 01:40 AM   #7572
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Well I didn't pull out my dick or ask to see yours
As I recall, mine was on display for all to drool anyway. Saved you the trouble.
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      04-01-2016, 03:20 AM   #7573
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Because they are fat.
Why do they love Black guys so much?
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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      04-01-2016, 03:31 AM   #7574
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Because they are fat.
Why do they love Black guys so much?
Because many black guys don't mind their extra junk in the trunk (and other places too).
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      04-01-2016, 05:16 AM   #7575
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wtf happened here.. hazmat crew pronto!
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      04-01-2016, 08:11 AM   #7576
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      04-01-2016, 08:20 AM   #7577
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Because many black guys don't mind their extra junk in the trunk (and other places too).
Dey want dat cushion for da pushin'.



Ever hear of those skinny dudes that like big girls and like to be sat on...., that's kind of funny.
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      04-01-2016, 08:27 AM   #7578
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Dey want dat cushion for da pushin'.



Ever hear of those skinny dudes that like big girls and like to be sat on...., that's kind of funny.
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      04-01-2016, 08:46 AM   #7579
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      04-01-2016, 08:47 AM   #7580
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Because many black guys don't mind their extra junk in the trunk (and other places too).
If by extra junk you mean this, then absolutely.







I'll pass on the fat girls.
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Good morning buttercup. How's life?
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Good morning Sara!
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If by extra junk you mean this, then absolutely.







I'll pass on the fat girls.
Off to the toilet.
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Off to the toilet.
Her name is Jessica Kylie...for science.
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      04-01-2016, 08:57 AM   #7585
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Wait... not this thread too... are they ALL going to be T&A threads now?
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      04-01-2016, 08:58 AM   #7586
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Wait... not this thread too... are they ALL going to be T&A threads now?
I can change that rather quickly. D & B Thread?
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      04-01-2016, 08:59 AM   #7587
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I can change that rather quickly. D & B Thread?
Excellent... I need to do some research on my teams customers! You do mean Dunn & Bradstreet, right?
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      04-01-2016, 09:00 AM   #7588
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Wait... not this thread too... are they ALL going to be T&A threads now?
Sorry dad, but I had to kill that notion of black guys/fat chicks ASAP.
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      04-01-2016, 09:00 AM   #7589
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Good morning buttercup. How's life?
Could be better, cant complain.. Hey I got a text message last night. I need you guys' input on how to resepond
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Could be better, cant complain.. Hey I got a text message last night. I need you guys' input on how to resepond
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