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      07-30-2016, 06:49 PM   #7569
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Has anyone had any catfish events using Tinder? Or heard of that happening? Since that seems to happen with some kind of regularity on FB due to the show having plenty of victims, I would think this platform would have that as well.
what is this that you speak of?
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      07-30-2016, 06:57 PM   #7570
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      07-30-2016, 06:58 PM   #7571
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Has anyone had any catfish events using Tinder? Or heard of that happening? Since that seems to happen with some kind of regularity on FB due to the show having plenty of victims, I would think this platform would have that as well.
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      07-30-2016, 07:34 PM   #7572
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Yes

Chatted with a 5'6" 140# burnette cutie

6'4" 300# blonde fattie gets out of the car

Turned around, hopped in my car, and drove off
Oooooooohh ok

Not really. My first date off Bumble I met this girl and she was way more attractive in person. Come to find out her pics on her profile were from 2007 but she looked great back then. I was kind of set back for a sec.
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Oooooooohh ok

Not really. My first date off Bumble I met this girl and she was way more attractive in person. Come to find out her pics on her profile were from 2007 but she looked great back then. I was kind of set back for a sec.
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      07-30-2016, 11:01 PM   #7575
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Have you ever seen the show Catfish on MTV? Fairly entertaining.
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      07-30-2016, 11:11 PM   #7577
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Have you ever seen the show Catfish on MTV? Fairly entertaining.
no lol

will look up on youtube now though
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Hottest tinder date last night.
Anal?
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      07-30-2016, 11:20 PM   #7579
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no lol

will look up on youtube now though
Oh, yeah, it's been around awhile..I think they made a movie. If your into the whole internet dating thing seeing some of these shows is great. Basically it's two guys who make a TV show by finding people who have internet relationships for fairly long periods, have not met the person and are suspicious that the person is not who they portray themselves to be. More often than not, the person or catfish is not who they say to be. So these guys do the research and arrange for the meeting, all on film.
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Hottest tinder date last night.
dont come in here with a vague statement like that
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dont come in here with a vague statement like that
It was anal.
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dont come in here with a vague statement like that
Axius has met her. She's a dime piece
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Yes

Chatted with a 5'6" 140# burnette cutie

6'4" 300# blonde fattie gets out of the car

Turned around, hopped in my car, and drove off
Something isn't adding up.
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Yes

Chatted with a 5'6" 140# burnette cutie

6'4" 300# blonde fattie gets out of the car

Turned around, hopped in my car, and drove off
Something isn't adding up.
Why not? That's normal.
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tara is right, If she was 150, that would be different. Ill quote the great camron giles for this one:

Oh you a baller boo, how tall are you
5'6" one fifty, I need all of you


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5'6" 150 sounds pretty thick actually…damn
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Yes

Chatted with a 5'6" 140# burnette cutie

6'4" 300# blonde fattie gets out of the car

Turned around, hopped in my car, and drove off



Smoosh after he saw his date.


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      08-01-2016, 03:29 PM   #7590
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Yes, a lot...

BUT, I've discovered karma's a bitch...each time I post here, I get stood up or no action. When I don't report to you assholes, I have amazing weekends lol

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