Ask a girl anything?

silvergray545 · 04-01-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Haha. Yes you did

xoxo muah

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Originally Posted by Axius

What the hell are you guys talking about? Liking what?

Do likes equal money? What do you get for 1 like?

One like equals one 3 second pee pee touch.

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What the hell are you guys talking about? Liking what?

Do likes equal money? What do you get for 1 like?

According to my ex friends text message "social media famous" duh!

PoorLurker · 04-01-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What the hell are you guys talking about? Liking what?

Do likes equal money? What do you get for 1 like?

1 like = ignored by the poster
5 likes = curiosity of who you are
6-10 likes = a possibility they will look at your profile
4+ likes = a possibility they will think you are a stalker and ignore your profile

silvergray545 · 04-01-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

1 like = ignored by the poster
5 likes = curiosity of who you are
6-10 likes = a possibility they will look at your profile
4+ likes = a possibility they will think you are a stalker and ignore your profile

I'm a stalker

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm a stalker

It's okay. I'm used to it

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:47 AM

Oh and to update on the text message, I just swiped and deleted it. He went three weeks without talking to me, what's another 60 or so years? No sense in acknowledging it.

Axius · 04-01-2016, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

According to my ex friends text message "social media famous" duh!

Do you like.... win prizes or something or is it just for attention?

Snapchat is more fun.

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

1 like = ignored by the poster
5 likes = curiosity of who you are
6-10 likes = a possibility they will look at your profile
4+ likes = a possibility they will think you are a stalker and ignore your profile

What is 1 appreciate worth then?

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Do you like.... win prizes or something or is it just for attention?

Snapchat is more fun.

What is 1 appreciate worth then?

Do you like my snaps or are they boring? What could I do to improve my snaps? I'm still trying to figure out snapchat

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 11:49 AM

Dead at 3 second pee pee touch. silvergray545

PoorLurker · 04-01-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Snapchat is more fun.

What is 1 appreciate worth then?

Not sure...

snapchat is definitely more fun. Just randomly post stuff and who cares it will delete from your story in 24 hours anyways.

Definitely a more authentic look into someones life than instagram. I could "frame" my life to look quite extravagant through the Instagram life filter.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Do you like my snaps or are they boring? What could I do to improve my snaps? I'm still trying to figure out snapchat

Is your SC handle the same as IG?

I shall now commence the SC stalks. Although I am only on SC once a week, at most. Plus the new update is crap.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dead at 3 second pee pee touch. silvergray545

To clarify though - it is own pee pee, not poster's pee pee.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

To clarify though - it is own pee pee, not poster's pee pee.

I seriously don't know what I would do without you.

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is your SC handle the same as IG?

I shall now commence the SC stalks. Although I am only on SC once a week, at most. Plus the new update is crap.

Yes!

Mywifes335 · 04-01-2016, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Lol I love you guys

Ok first I'd like to admit I do not have FB, IG, or Twitter, so #offthegrid

Why? I have an ex who stalks the shit out of me...even on LinkedIn. I even had to delete Whatsapp.

So, thusly I cannot like or follow or comment on your IG.

That being said:

1. Commend you on your bravery to show your real self/face
2. You look younger than I thought
3. I would "like" some of the posts if I could....call it 30 Likes

Good stuff.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I seriously don't know what I would do without you.

I was going to say something about other-dads, and that got me thinking about sharing of responsibilities, but I could not, with good conscious, start a conversation about you getting tag-teamed by a bunch of old white dudes here on OT. Disaster no doubt averted. You are welcome.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Ok first I'd like to admit I do not have FB, IG, or Twitter, so #offthegrid

Why? I have an ex who stalks the shit out of me...even on LinkedIn. I even had to delete Whatsapp.

So, thusly I cannot like or follow or comment on your IG.

That being said:

1. Commend you on your bravery to show your real self/face
2. You look younger than I thought
3. I would "like" some of the posts if I could....call it 30 Likes

Good stuff.

By "ex who stalks the shit out of me", he means "wife who might see my masturbation material/stalking victims". I am an Innerwebz translator. One of the many services I offer. (inb4 lots of guy on guy service requests - NO)

Mr Tonka · 04-01-2016, 11:56 AM

These last several responses make me so happy that i don't FB, IG, SC or even twitter twat.

Mywifes335 · 04-01-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

By "ex who stalks the shit out of me", he means "wife who might see my masturbation material/stalking victims". I am an Innerwebz translator. One of the many services I offer. (inb4 lots of guy on guy service requests - NO)

No seriously.... We were seeing each other for like 18 months. Met while I was in Newport Beach for business. She lives in HK.

Let me put it this way. She confronted my wife. It did not go over well.

Sara · 04-01-2016, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Ok first I'd like to admit I do not have FB, IG, or Twitter, so #offthegrid

Why? I have an ex who stalks the shit out of me...even on LinkedIn. I even had to delete Whatsapp.

So, thusly I cannot like or follow or comment on your IG.

That being said:

1. Commend you on your bravery to show your real self/face
2. You look younger than I thought
3. I would "like" some of the posts if I could....call it 30 Likes

Good stuff.

If you don't have IG, how do you know what I look like?

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Yes!

Added.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I was going to say something about other-dads, and that got me thinking about sharing of responsibilities, but I could not, with good conscious, start a conversation about you getting tag-teamed by a bunch of old white dudes here on OT. Disaster no doubt averted. You are welcome.

White dudes FTW!

I genuinely dunno how you do it.

silvergray545 · 04-01-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

It's okay. I'm used to it

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dead at 3 second pee pee touch. silvergray545

LMFAO bruh

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

To clarify though - it is own pee pee, not poster's pee pee.

Hey, a pee pee touch is a pee pee touch. Don't be mad about where it's coming from.

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Yes!

I'm not sure if I can stalk snapchat as well as I can IG. I can sure try though!

04-01-2016, 11:47 AM	#7662
Sara Lieutenant General 5880 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Oh and to update on the text message, I just swiped and deleted it. He went three weeks without talking to me, what's another 60 or so years? No sense in acknowledging it.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Dead at 3 second pee pee touch. silvergray545 __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6061 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	These last several responses make me so happy that i don't FB, IG, SC or even twitter twat. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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