What gets to you?

UncleWede · 08-28-2014, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

I find this offensive

Of course you had to bring POLITICS into it and ruin all the fun

954Stealth · 08-28-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Of course you had to bring POLITICS into it and ruin all the fun

I don't know why but this reminds me of Jimmy Fallon slow jamming the news with Brian Williams

ddk632 · 08-28-2014, 07:15 PM

I didn't mention any unmentionable words except to refer to unmentionable words as unmentionable words.

I am certainly innocent in this matter.

We should just agree on a censure system.

For example,
The phrase that rhymes with shmamping shmequipment would be
[ outdoor paraphernalia ]

And the word that rhymes with gum would be
[ fluffy balls ] and [ semi-fluffy balls ]

Etc.

Something like that.

Then we are all safe. Maybe.

squishy · 08-28-2014, 07:16 PM

AHEM We do not speak of the unspeakable

954Stealth · 08-28-2014, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

AHEM We do not speak of the unspeakable

Don't talk about my unmentionables

Devant · 08-28-2014, 11:08 PM

Big Brother is watching

GB-335xiCoupe · 08-28-2014, 11:09 PM

That's it! I'm reporting this whole thread, you offensive gun loving camping MF'ers!
Balls, Fallon and swallowing lot of you. BTW I hate people who report on people, so if you report, consider yourself reported.

ddk632 · 08-29-2014, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

That's it! I'm reporting this whole thread, you offensive gun loving camping MF'ers!
Balls, Fallon and swallowing lot of you. BTW I hate people who report on people, so if you report, consider yourself reported.

I knew you were going to post this before you posted it. It has been pre-reported. Minority report status.

Seriously though if anyone is taking any of the last page or so with even an ounce of seriousness, they should report themselves to the party-pooper police immediately and turn in their fun card.

GB-335xiCoupe · 08-29-2014, 07:22 AM

I just reported myself. In all seriousness. And with sincerity.

954Stealth · 08-29-2014, 08:40 AM

That white triangle with a red border is the "Like" button, right?

2011CrazE89 · 08-29-2014, 01:13 PM

When the last day before a three day weekend is the busiest day of the week. There is no way possible I’m gonna get out of the office anytime soon.

Billup · 08-29-2014, 01:27 PM

When I take the day off to work at home, and for some reason, no work gets done.

M_Six · 08-29-2014, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

When I take the day off to work at home, and for some reason, no work gets done.

Because pr0n.

M_Six · 08-29-2014, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When the last day before a three day weekend is the busiest day of the week. There is no way possible I’m gonna get out of the office anytime soon.

I this is my last day before a 2 week vacation and I have a mandatory event today from 4-6. So much for scooting out at a decent hour. Who schedules an event in the late afternoon of a Friday before a long weekend?

954Stealth · 08-29-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I this is my last day before a 2 week vacation and I have a mandatory event today from 4-6. So much for scooting out at a decent hour. Who schedules an event in the late afternoon of a Friday before a long weekend?

Enjoy your trip

upstatedoc · 08-29-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Who schedules an event in the late afternoon of a Friday before a long weekend?

IDIOTS that's who!!

M_Six · 08-29-2014, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Enjoy your trip

Thanks. Should be good.

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

IDIOTS that's who!!

No arguments from me.

upstatedoc · 08-29-2014, 04:24 PM

I'm outta here.

2011CrazE89 · 08-29-2014, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I this is my last day before a 2 week vacation and I have a mandatory event today from 4-6. So much for scooting out at a decent hour. Who schedules an event in the late afternoon of a Friday before a long weekend?

Bring us back a little something.

UncleWede · 08-29-2014, 05:24 PM

U want a little something? Or a little sumpingsumping?!!!!

GB-335xiCoupe · 08-29-2014, 09:14 PM

What gets to me is scumbags impersonating IRS agents calling with a false 202 area code. I've got one who refers to himself as "Officer Black". He says I owe money and there's a legal action happening and I should call him before things get really bad for me.

He's real polite. I've called him at least 50 times in the last couple days. He doesn't say much when I call him though. I hope he appreciates all the special attention I've been giving him. I even reported him to the IRS and the FTC. They didn't seem to give a damn, they won't do anything to "Officer Black" because I'm sure he's in India or Pakistan, or some other istan. On the other hand, Officer Black can't do anything to me. His calls are automatically blocked by my phone system.

Today I called him after 6pm Central time, and he answered the phone. "Oh, I had no idea the IRS was open after 5 on a Friday! Thanks for the information, 'Officer Black'! Rot in Hell."

I plan on calling him Monday to see if the IRS is open on Labor Day.

I think I have way too much time on my hands.

Devant · 08-29-2014, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

because I'm sure he's in India or Pakistan, or some other istan.

Interesting, do tell us more.

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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 599 Rep 2,578 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	I didn't mention any unmentionable words except to refer to unmentionable words as unmentionable words. I am certainly innocent in this matter. We should just agree on a censure system. For example, The phrase that rhymes with shmamping shmequipment would be [ outdoor paraphernalia ] And the word that rhymes with gum would be [ fluffy balls ] and [ semi-fluffy balls ] Etc. Something like that. Then we are all safe. Maybe. Last edited by ddk632; 08-28-2014 at 07:21 PM..
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GB-335xiCoupe Libertarian 133 Rep 1,577 Posts Drives: 29k mi per year. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Green Bay area iTrader: (0)	That's it! I'm reporting this whole thread, you offensive gun loving camping MF'ers! Balls, Fallon and swallowing lot of you. BTW I hate people who report on people, so if you report, consider yourself reported. __________________ 2011 335xi Coupe BSM (e92/N55/ZPP/ZCW, Alpina B3 Flash) Bought 08/09/2013@53,340mi Current 3/13/2019@206,283mi Fail(s): tstat hous/water pump 89k, Chargepipe 106k, coolant tank 114k, FRM3 114k Maint: Walnut blast 101k, Trans/T-case Fluid 103k, OFHG 195k
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GB-335xiCoupe Libertarian 133 Rep 1,577 Posts Drives: 29k mi per year. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Green Bay area iTrader: (0)	What gets to me is scumbags impersonating IRS agents calling with a false 202 area code. I've got one who refers to himself as "Officer Black". He says I owe money and there's a legal action happening and I should call him before things get really bad for me. He's real polite. I've called him at least 50 times in the last couple days. He doesn't say much when I call him though. I hope he appreciates all the special attention I've been giving him. I even reported him to the IRS and the FTC. They didn't seem to give a damn, they won't do anything to "Officer Black" because I'm sure he's in India or Pakistan, or some other istan. On the other hand, Officer Black can't do anything to me. His calls are automatically blocked by my phone system. Today I called him after 6pm Central time, and he answered the phone. "Oh, I had no idea the IRS was open after 5 on a Friday! Thanks for the information, 'Officer Black'! Rot in Hell." I plan on calling him Monday to see if the IRS is open on Labor Day. I think I have way too much time on my hands. __________________ 2011 335xi Coupe BSM (e92/N55/ZPP/ZCW, Alpina B3 Flash) Bought 08/09/2013@53,340mi Current 3/13/2019@206,283mi Fail(s): tstat hous/water pump 89k, Chargepipe 106k, coolant tank 114k, FRM3 114k Maint: Walnut blast 101k, Trans/T-case Fluid 103k, OFHG 195k Last edited by GB-335xiCoupe; 08-30-2014 at 07:40 AM..
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