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      10-23-2015, 04:06 PM   #749
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Okay, fine.

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'Sup ladeez. I just want you to know that I am very well endowed. Now that we've gotten that formality out of the way, I have a question. What's the biggest turn-off for you?
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Well hello there. I would say probably buying me dinner or trying to pay for anything for me. That and calling me "Sugar".
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      10-23-2015, 04:08 PM   #750
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What are your thoughts on so-called "chick cars", as women who appreciate their vehicle enough to spend their time on a car forum?

Do you encounter bias or assumptions that you most likely use matronly transportation?
I'd say I have a girly car right now but it's my toy. I love him to bits and nobody enjoys my company when I'm behind the wheel of a bad car. The bitching does not stop as Tara can tell you from our last trip when I had a kick ass 335 I with an xdrive and a sport packet. I'm also a huge fan of automatic gear boxes of all sort.

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Guys are usually surprised I'm the owner of my car. And yeah, I don't like "chick" cars. Even worse is when a guy is driving them. Like vw bugs, minis or miatas. No offence if any of you drive these.
Well as we all know I drive my boyfriends 328xi, women shouldn't buy fun toys.
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      10-23-2015, 04:16 PM   #752
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No offence if any of you drive these.
So you won't be trading your E93 in for a Sebring convertible anytime soon?

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I have had people tell me that it's irresponsible to be ordering an M3 (because of the RWD)
That's funny. A top of the line luxury vehicle with modern safety systems and winter tires (I assume) is irresponsible. Yet they see nothing wrong with a truck with bald all-seasons. I can tell you which I see more of in the ditch up here.
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      10-23-2015, 04:17 PM   #753
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*ahem*

Well hello there. I would say probably buying me dinner or trying to pay for anything for me. That and calling me "Sugar".
Hey sugarpie. Wanna go out sometime? My treat.
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      10-23-2015, 04:20 PM   #755
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35 pages in 3 days.. Wow
The power of the pussy.
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Yeah lol behind the keyboard pussy, yum
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Are you uncomfortable to be naked in front of other woman? If so, are you more insecure to show your bewbs or vag?
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Yeah lol behind the keyboard pussy, yum
It just shows you how confused you guys are about us. A thread where we could ask about men wouldnt make it to second page.
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Are you uncomfortable to be naked in front of other woman? If so, are you more insecure to show your bewbs or vag?
Nope! Neither. However, I also live in an apartment and really suck at closing my blinds when I change, so that might just be my general sense of not caring.
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Are you uncomfortable to be naked in front of other woman? If so, are you more insecure to show your bewbs or vag?
No, I'm a Finn, running around naked is what we do.
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It just shows you how confused you guys are about us. A thread where we could ask about men wouldnt make it to second page.
"you guys" Haha you can leave me out of this, I haven't asked a question nor do I want to (:
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It just shows you how confused you guys are about us. A thread where we could ask about men wouldnt make it to second page.
I'm going to create a "Ask guy anything" to bring balance to the force.
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"you guys" Haha you can leave me out of this, I haven't asked a question nor do I want to (:
True, Dan Bilzerian knows everything about women. And guns. And goats.
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      10-23-2015, 04:35 PM   #764
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This sounds like the best time ever. I typically don't try to poison with olives and seafood, but probably still worth a shot. Sex toys, backyard fights, what wisdom shall you bring next?
When you pile them up like that you hurt my image as a normal housewife.
Wait. You have a normal image as a housewife?? Everything I have read indicates that you are certainly not normal and I suspect the housewife thing is just a front to make you publicly presentable. Those of us that know you (or are starting to get to know you) can obviously tell that you are not normal.
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BTW, I cannot believe this thread is 35 friggin pages. You Bimmerpost ladies are quite brave to even think of starting this thread.
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Wait. You have a normal image as a housewife?? Everything I have read indicates that you are certainly not normal and I suspect the housewife thing is just a front to make you publicly presentable. Those of us that know you (or are starting to get to know you) can obviously tell that you are not normal.
I'll pay you 25 cents if you make this post disappear and promote my image as perfectly normal homemaker.

No, seriously, just found it from the park. I have the cash!
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Wait. You have a normal image as a housewife?? Everything I have read indicates that you are certainly not normal and I suspect the housewife thing is just a front to make you publicly presentable. Those of us that know you (or are starting to get to know you) can obviously tell that you are not normal.
I'll pay you 25 cents if you make this post disappear and promote my image as perfectly normal homemaker.

No, seriously, just found it from the park. I have the cash!
You are hilarious as always....
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Thread prediction.

5 questions, 792 answers, all leading back to sex.
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You are hilarious as always....
one has to be when you have a mild speeding problem and an austin yellow car.

I do agree with you, this thread was an excellent idea from Biorin. I've laughed my ass off in the last 48 hours, mostly to myself because this thread has brought back hilarious memories. It would be shame to waste all those moments by not sharing them and maybe the youngsters here will not take themselves too seriously after reading this all.
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