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I have 6 weddings to go to this summer and didn't get plus 1s for any of them. Forever alone or 6 potential opportunities?
You have to find a desperate female to befriend. You won't get lucky going alone.
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Wait nvm, trying to make relationship work. Dammit.
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Now that the convincing part is over, I shall await the PM.
That awkward moment when you want to help a bro out but you want to help yourself out too.
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      04-01-2016, 02:59 PM   #7747
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That awkward moment when you want to help a bro out but you want to help yourself out too.
Whatever works man just send me the pics later then.
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      04-01-2016, 03:06 PM   #7748
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This is so dumb.

I have a few "social media famous" friends who struggle to make ends meet because they're too busy worrying about likes. I've had to tell them no countless times when they've asked to borrow money.

Also- I know of others, who are PAID ACTORS to front that they just bought new homes, lambos, gtrs- etc. once the company let's em go, bye bye everything (since it belongs to the company)
Fake it til you make it!

Problem is that many people don't have a plan B. They just keep hoping they will get their shot and fund a career. I guess when you don't worry about healthcare, retirement, etc... making surface cash means something.

I was just talking to someone who pays like $3k for health care for a family of 4 (self employed). Those things start to add up.


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Fake it til you make it!

Problem is that many people don't have a plan B. They just keep hoping they will get their shot and fund a career. I guess when you don't worry about healthcare, retirement, etc... making surface cash means something.

I was just talking to someone who pays like $3k for health care for a family of 4 (self employed). Those things start to add up.


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Here's my progress so far. Forgot to buy some fabric for my pockets so I am using scraps from some PJs I made for my niece, haha. Zipper pockets so people won't see them anyways. I am new to all this so I am not sure how they will turn out, haha.
We need yo ask ax to post a pic of my mildly not done dress to show you how much better you're at this than I am.

Ax, work the magic.
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You have to find a desperate female to befriend. You won't get lucky going alone.
Damn it, Lups. I hate it when you're right.
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Wait nvm, trying to make relationship work. Dammit.
Hooking up at weddings is great. Unless you find out you're related.

Fuckin Arkansas.
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Damn it, Lups. I hate it when you're right.

Hey I'm sadly always right.

I know. I know. Even I hate me.
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Hooking up at weddings is great. Unless you find out you're related.

Fuckin Arkansas.
Bad experience?
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Fake it til you make it!

Problem is that many people don't have a plan B. They just keep hoping they will get their shot and fund a career. I guess when you don't worry about healthcare, retirement, etc... making surface cash means something.

I was just talking to someone who pays like $3k for health care for a family of 4 (self employed). Those things start to add up.


Lups
Here's my progress so far. Forgot to buy some fabric for my pockets so I am using scraps from some PJs I made for my niece, haha. Zipper pockets so people won't see them anyways. I am new to all this so I am not sure how they will turn out, haha.

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Dude, are you a vigilante? Make your own costumes?
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Dude, are you a vigilante? Make your own costumes?
He's out to impress me. He fixes old stuff.

That's like the hottest thing ever.
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Fuckin Arkansas.
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Bad experience?
Don't want to talk about it. Whatever happens in AK.... Gives you nightmare.
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He's out to impress me. He fixes old stuff.

That's like the hottest thing ever.
I fix cars and my kids toys....does that count?
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Fake it til you make it!

Problem is that many people don't have a plan B. They just keep hoping they will get their shot and fund a career. I guess when you don't worry about healthcare, retirement, etc... making surface cash means something.

I was just talking to someone who pays like $3k for health care for a family of 4 (self employed). Those things start to add up.


Lups
Here's my progress so far. Forgot to buy some fabric for my pockets so I am using scraps from some PJs I made for my niece, haha. Zipper pockets so people won't see them anyways. I am new to all this so I am not sure how they will turn out, haha.

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Dude, are you a vigilante? Make your own costumes?
No more posts from you til you share the story!!!
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No more posts from you til you share the story!!!
In other words, Deets or GTFO!

*Deets as in details, needed something phonetically close to original for the lulz...
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I fix cars and my kids toys....does that count?
Yes! My son says I'm the shit since

"mom I didn't know this car could be a real dinosaur"

I admit faking wikipedia pages often.
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In for story.
I would so win this contest.

I'd get a trophy for it. I'm sure.
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I would so win this contest.

I'd get a trophy for it. I'm sure.
You mean a story of sordid debauchery with the WRONG person at a wedding?

Hahahaha!
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What the hell are you guys talking about? Liking what?



Do likes equal money? What do you get for 1 like?
According to my ex friends text message "social media famous" duh!
This is so dumb.

I have a few "social media famous" friends who struggle to make ends meet because they're too busy worrying about likes. I've had to tell them no countless times when they've asked to borrow money.

Also- I know of others, who are PAID ACTORS to front that they just bought new homes, lambos, gtrs- etc. once the company let's em go, bye bye everything (since it belongs to the company)
Isn't it terrible when 'famous' people have to get 'regular' people jobs...
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Hooking up at weddings is great. Unless you find out you're related.

Fuckin Arkansas.
In for story.
Agree - Story or Ban.
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You mean a story of sordid debauchery with the WRONG person at a wedding?

Hahahaha!
Hey I wouldn't do that.

I did however manage to fuck up a wedding.
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