Ask a girl anything?

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know, a black child/multiple fathers joke would be perfect for this.

...juuuust waiting for someone to make it.

What's the most confusing day in Puerto Rico?

Biorin · 04-06-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Does anyone know what Biorin really looks like?

And it's already been established that she is only she on BP.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Can confirm.

Biorin · 04-06-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

1. Biorin
2. Biorin
3. Biorin

Wait this question wasn't for me, carry on.

Fortunately, my portion of the leg humping has been far smaller than this list might suggest.

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Does anyone know what Biorin really looks like?

And it's already been established that she is only she on BP.

So she is really a he? C'mon man. You can't fap to that.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

So she is really a he? C'mon man. You can't fap to that.

You can. You just have to really focus.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is it bad to ask a girl to finish you orally after anal?

I'd like to know this as well and your take on fecal mustache.

silvergray545 · 04-06-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You can. You just have to really focus.

I don't know if it's supposed to be that much work.

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

I've been in meetings. How is this MY fault? He's YOUR son in this case. Well, both you and jtodd_fl as I've been out of the loop here.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

I'd like to know this as well and your take on fecal mustache.

Only girls who like dirty Sanchez.

Unless you like shit smell and turd on your dick...either give your girl an enema first or wear a rubber.

But in my experience, anal is not something you plan ahead. Sometimes it just happens. You test the water with some fingers, spit and lube then you show up with surprise dick. Wait for it. Keep going until she says stop or you bust a nut.

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Can't even hear him coming unless he's in the M6. Either way.....

I've been running in stealth mode all day today but now...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Does anyone know what Biorin really looks like?

And it's already been established that she is only she on BP.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What's the most confusing day in Puerto Rico?

Figuring out who's black.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Fortunately, my portion of the leg humping has been far smaller than this list might suggest.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

The oven mits are the topper.

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No kidding... I think he's been spending too much time with his Uncle lately. He's a bad influence.
*gives UncleWede some side eye*

This makes sense...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've been in meetings. How is this MY fault? He's YOUR son in this case. Well, both you and jtodd_fl as I've been out of the loop here.

I've been running amok around here!!!!

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've been running in stealth mode all day today but now...

*scampers into bushes*

Axius · 04-06-2016, 02:37 PM

...biorin Is A Man! He Has A Goatee!

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Not for long....S55 i8 swap anyone....??

Bueller..?
Bueller...?

This may actually happen...

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...biorin Is A Man! He Has A Goatee!

Haha caps fail.

Axius · 04-06-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haha caps fail.

Fuck off newbie.

Biorin · 04-06-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I don't know if it's supposed to be that much work.

What's life without a challenge?

MKSixer · 04-06-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You can. You just have to really focus.

Engaging 'Eye-Gouge' Mode.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 02:43 PM

There is too much fail here to even gather up all the quotes.... holy hell.

Biorin 2 things prevent me from more leg-humping, but I will apologize in advance - wait three things...

1) I don't want to be too slow and accidentally hump Verbiage . He's been in the vicinity.
2) Wife
3) The one I almost forgot... I am old... my son is your age. Not Verbiage , my legitimate one.
Oh... and bonus...
4) Respect

5) and this chair... that is AAAAALLLL I need.

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